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  • I've lived here for a few years.

  • So Murr is up.

  • There's a reason that Joe

  • is not with us.

  • Yeah.

  • You'll find out.

  • Yeah, we want

  • to keep you guys

  • as surprised as Murr is gonna be about Joe.

  • I'm leaving town for about a week, okay.

  • So I basically need somebody to house-sit.

  • I get a lot of packages,

  • a lot of deliveries --

  • things like that.

  • Murr, you guys have to tiptoe

  • through the whole house

  • 'cause of your downstairs neighbors.

  • One thing I ask

  • is that the neighbors below

  • are very testy.

  • And, um, if you don't mind, we just kind of tiptoe around.

  • Just kind of...

  • Like I said,

  • I'm out of town.

  • I'm going to my Caucasian club meet-up.

  • Uh, I'm out of town for the next week.

  • I'm going to my Caucasian club meet-up.

  • Um, it's like a group for just whites.

  • [ Laughs ]

  • So, uh -- so, okay.

  • So over here -- just kind of easy.

  • Uh,

  • I got to clean this up.

  • Um...

  • Sal: You're a psychopath.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • A couple things I ask is,

  • make yourself at home,

  • but do not disturb the board, okay?

  • I've been working on it for a few years now,

  • and I intend on

  • acting on it soon.

  • I've been tracking a lot of history of, um...

  • You don't need to know.

  • [ Laughs ]

  • Um, so this way...

  • Are you tiptoeing?

  • And you don't have to do --

  • Just tiptoe, if you don't mind.

  • Just specifically over that spot.

  • Kitchen, bathroom is here.

  • Bedroom.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Uh, this is, uh...

  • This is the bedroom.

  • Q: Welcome to Hell.

  • Now let's find out where Joe's been.

  • I got to paint over it. This is the old paint.

  • You know what? I mean -- you know.

  • Holy!

  • Q: It's the girl from "The Ring."

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Q: Oh [Bleep]

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Here -- here -- here -- hold on. Hold on.

  • Hey, let me explain. Let me explain.

  • "I'm not gonna want this job." He's putting his shoes on.

  • No, I'm --

  • I'm gonna do one more performance in 15 minutes,

  • and then I got to pick up my kid

  • from school.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • I'm a member of

  • a horror at home fan club.

  • Joe: Little help.

  • What?

  • Q: Joe is stuck. You should go in there.

  • Little help.

  • I'm stuck

  • halfway through the TV.

  • Oh, she's stuck. [Bleep]

  • Diego, give me a hand, bud,

  • for a second.

  • Sal: He's fighting it.

  • Does he take his shoes off? Does he go back in?

  • Q: No. No.

  • He's, like, shaking his head. I love this guy.

  • Hold on. One more.

  • Joe: Just got it.

  • Okay. I got it.

  • Okay?

  • Okay. Like I said.

  • 15 minutes -- I got to pick up my kid.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Well, I'll be back in a few minutes, okay.

  • Anyways...

  • I'm sorry.

  • So, what do you say? Do you want the job?

  • [ Laughter ]

  • [ Buzzer sounds ]

I've lived here for a few years.

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