Anybody here?

有人在嗎?

I'm a musical barber and I'm here to cut your hair

我是音樂髮型師 在這幫你剪頭髮

I'll make you look the best you've ever look bro I swear

我發誓會讓你變得比之前更好看

You want a mullet? No.Afro? No.

想要mullet? 不要。爆炸頭? 不要。

Look like Leo dicaprio?No.

想變得像李奧納多? 不要。

Bowl cut? No. Mohawk? No.

西瓜皮頭? 不要。大龐克頭? 不要。

What about a classic fohawk?no.

經典龐克頭怎麼樣? 不要。

I can make you look like this.this.this or even that.

我可以讓你變成這個、這個 或是這種

If you're not happy with your cut, you can...always wear a hat.

如果你不喜歡的話... 你可以一直戴著帽子

If you wanna cut your hair with me, well then you better sing.

嘿 我只是想修個頭髮

it's a muscial establishment

想要我幫你剪頭髮 那你最好先唱歌

let's make our voices ring, baby

建立在音樂的基礎上

I'm not gonna sing.

寶貝 讓我們的歌聲響徹雲霄

just try it.

我不會唱的

I can't sing.

試試看吧

I don't buy it.

我不會唱歌

I'm just here to cut my hair.

我不相信

I don't care.

我只是來這裡剪頭髮

Yo man this is..this is weird,Imma go somewhere else

我不在乎

what the heck?

嘿 老兄 這...太詭異了 我要去別的地方了

You're not going anywhere until we sing some songs

搞什麼啊?

If you really want to cut your hair, then please just play along

在你唱歌前 你不能去別的地方

I just want to cut my hair and go.

如果真想剪頭髮 那請你跟我一起唱

for sure

我只想要剪頭髮 然後走

So please just hurry cuz we're moving way too slow

當然

I know.But you can't rush art.

拜託你快點 我們進度太慢了

Can we please just start?

我知道 但你不能催促藝術

Yeah.Are you ready for that snip snip snippty snip sip?

拜託可以開始了嗎?

yah.Then I'm gonna dip dip dippty dip.

好 你準備好要修 修 修剪了嗎?

When we're done, you're going to flip flip flippty flip

好了 我會沉 沉 沉浸在其中

Man,you gotta get a grip grip gripty grip

我們剪完後 你的頭髮會很滑 滑 滑順

Are you ready for that snip snip snippty beebop phoom pam ba pa da beep pop bo

老兄 你最好控制好你的情 情 情緒

baram bee baba baram bee babo

你準備好要修 修 修剪了嗎?

gonna make my hair look really really dope.

beebop phoom pam ba pa da beep pop bo

First thing first, we need a little shampoo

baram bee baba baram bee babo

And then we add some hot water and conditioner too

會讓你頭髮看起來很潮

Is this really necessary?

首先第一步 需要一點洗髮精

Yah. Your hair's very hairy, and it's looking kinda scary so let's make it legendary

然後加點熱水 還有潤髮乳

Sit down.Here's a towel.cuz right now you have the power.

這真的有必要嗎?

Feel like I just took at shower.

有 你的頭髮很多 看起來有點嚇人

Dry off. Don't be a coward.

沒關係 讓我們來打造歷史

Alright man.it's dry.

快坐下 毛巾在這裡 現在你有精神了

It's still wet, but that's fine

怎麼覺得我好像是淋了一場浴

So what happen now,bud?

弄乾它 別像個懦夫

I make you look like a stud.

好了老兄 乾了

If you really want hair, that look real nice

還是濕的 但沒關係

I suggest you listen closer to my massive advice.

那現在要幹嘛? 兄弟

Gotta cut cut slice with the snippty snip

我會讓你變成帥哥

and then you buzz buzz buzz with the comb and then flip.

如果你真的想要你頭髮變好看

I'm not gonna lie.This is all a bit much.

我建議你仔細聽我中肯的建議

But you have a nice shop and you have a sweet touch.

要用剪刀 剪一剪 修一修

Man I appreciate that.And I know I'm kinda weird but you're at the top tier hair salon of the year!

用梳子輔助 剃一剃 再撥一撥頭髮

If you really want hair, that look real nice,

說真的 你有點太超過

I suggest you listen closer to my massive advice.

但你有一間好店 技巧也很讚

Gotta cut cut slice with the snippty snip

老兄 謝謝你的評論

and then you buzz buzz buzz with the comb and then flip.

不是我要自誇 但你正在年度頂級美髮沙龍裡剪頭髮

(clear beautiful throat)so what's the..what's the deal?You have a girlfriend?You married?

如果你真的想要你頭髮變好看

I used to have a beautiful wife...with straight hair down to her neck.

我建議你仔細聽我中肯的建議

(what..what happened to her?)

要用剪刀 剪一剪 修一修

One day I gave her a terrible haircut..(Was it bad?)

用梳子輔助 剃一剃 再撥一撥頭髮

She looked like Shrek.(WTH how this happened?)

所以....怎麼樣? 你有女朋友嗎? 還是已經結婚了?

My scissors betrayed me.....(That's so sad ohh..)

我曾經以一個很正的老婆 有著一頭留到脖子的秀髮

And she never forgive me.(I feel so bad ohh..)

她...她怎麼了?

So she filed for divorce cuz she looked like a weird horse and I'm to blame(Such a shame)

有一天我幫她剪頭髮剪得很糟

yeah..but look what came along.You own the Dopest Hair Salon singing

(不好看嗎?)

dobedobedodobedodo(wth)

她看起來像史瑞克

dobedobedo dude she looked like Shrek.

(哇哩咧 怎麼會這樣)

dobedobedodobedo don't mean to be rude.

我的剪刀背叛了我

dobedobedodobedo but she looked like shrek. Shrek...

(那真是令人難過 喔~)

You're almost done this is what I say.

她不曾原諒我

Just gotta clean up your neck and you'll be on ur way

(我為你感到傷心 喔~)

ohhh..ohhh..ohhh..

她提議離婚 理由是她看起來太詭異 全怪到我身上

uh..I'm not gonna do it again(sorry)

(真令人遺憾)

Gotta say man. It doesn't look that bad.

但你歷經了這一切 現在在最棒的美髮沙龍 唱著

Even tho you're pretty weird and your life's pretty sad ohh

dobedobedodobedodo

That was messed up(sorry)It's ok.

哇哩咧

My hair looks really really good.

dobedobedo

Now I have more confidence like I should.

老兄 她看起來像史瑞克

Yeah my hair looks really really good.

dobedobedodobedo

You gotta get all the girls in the neighborhood.

不是我故意要說

My hair looks really really really really really really really really really really really really good.

dobedobedodobedo

That'll be one thousand dollars.

但她看起來像史瑞克

Are you serious?

史瑞克

That'll be one thousand dollars please.What'd you think?that it's going to be free?

我保證 你的髮型就快要完成了

No..no..I just I'd figure we're singing songs..and we're..we're becoming friends and I..

只要在清個脖子 你就可以走了

That doesn't mean anything(blahBlahblahRudyissocute)

ohhh..ohhh..ohhh..

Aight..I'll pay for it..God.

呃...我不想再唱一次 (抱歉)

dubidubido

老兄我必須說 看起來還不錯

can you shut up?

雖然你的舉止很奇怪 你的人生很慘淡 ohh

Sorry.

這事真得太糟了 (抱歉) 沒關係

I loveee you Rudy notice meeeeee

我的頭髮看起來很棒