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  • Who's it gonna be this time?

  • Who's it gonna be this time...?

  • Mister Sonic, he's finally here.

  • Oh! Sounds positive. I like positive!

  • We think you're really going to like this one.

  • Is this a new friend?

  • Oh! I love new friends!

  • He's the Sonic you've all been waiting for!

  • Oh.

  • Well, I mean...

  • What I've been waiting for is to have an outing without any other versions of me.

  • But what do I know? Fuck me, right?

  • At this point I'm only friends with my goddamn self!

  • He's...

  • Drumroll please.

  • Budududubudududubuububuuubuubururububu...

  • LEGO Sonic!!!

  • "LEGO Sonic"?

  • Sounds like a pretty cool idea, actua

  • Oh my god!

  • Kill... me...

  • People said they wanted LEGO Sonic, so we made it happen!

  • I am sure this is not how it was supposed to be.

  • What the fuck is wrong with you?!

  • I don't know!!!

  • Hey, yo. It's Knuckles.

  • I don't chuckle, Shuckle, fuckle.

  • Duck Knuckles.

  • (nice poop)

  • Unlike Sonic, I don't chu— (uncontrollable laughing fit)

  • What the fuck is that?!

  • Shut the fuck up, Knuckles!

  • This is really serious!

  • Oh no.

  • LEGO Sonic, speak to me.

  • My body... is made of cold plastic...

  • Oh, jeez...!

  • (gasp)

  • (wheeze)

  • I have no muscles...

  • Or organs...

  • (painful grunt)

  • Please...

  • Kill me.

  • I can't just kill you. What can we do to help?

  • You can help by killing me...

  • You... organic, flesh and blood piece of shit!

  • (coughing)

  • Oh shit!

  • (nice burp)

  • Oh fuck!

  • Don't tell me what to do, fucker!!

  • Whoa, whoa, Sonic. Leggo his eggo.

  • Hey, Sonic. This one's kinda mouthy.

  • Do you need me to take care of this one for you too, buddy 'ol pal?

  • We're trying to help him.

  • Oh shit!

  • How can I help you, little blocky deformed guy that looks like my best friend Sonic?

  • When did he become your best friend?

  • It's a long story...

  • You don't need to explain it.

  • The great friendship's power between you two allows me to feel.

  • (kills it with a dab)

  • Oh... what life could have been...

  • What do you mean?

  • I was promised a life of luxury...

  • Money...

  • Fame...

  • ...bitches.

  • (sobbing) I'm sorry, LEGO Sonic!

  • (crying like a little widdle bitch)

  • (manly sobbing)

  • (sobbing continues)

  • This appears to be quite tragic.

  • But cwying wasn't programmed

  • Fuck! I can't say R's, damn it!

  • You know...

  • We could probably save him if we get some LEGOs.

  • That doesn't make much sense at all, but that idea does make sense.

  • Please... do it...

  • Where the fuck are we going to get some LEGOs?

  • I know that it's here. I can sense it in my feet.

  • Did that hurt, Knuckles?

  • I ain't gonna let it get to me,

  • I'm just gonna creepYou're just gonna creep.

  • Hah!

  • Mr. Mime! You owe me a soda!!

  • Yep.

  • Hah.

  • Will these work?

  • Gotta LEGO fast!

  • Heh. Asked him a question and he vanished in a second.

  • Muahahaha!

  • With the LEGOs from Knuckles' shoes, I can become...

  • ...the LEGOD!

  • "LEGOD"?

  • Ohhh, wait. It's a pun!

  • You're just a LEGO Super Sonic, man!

  • You shut up!

  • I will kill you...

  • and become the one true Sonic!

  • Is it too late to call LEGO up to have them call re...

  • Bleh... fffffffffffuck!

  • Is it too late to call up LEGO and have them recall LEGO Sonic?

  • Haaa!!!!

  • (sigh)

  • Augh!

  • Hey, yo! Destructive Robot!

  • You wanna do the honors?

  • Yeah, you got it.

  • This motherfucker...

  • is...

  • LEGONE!!!!

  • Was that another LEGO pun?

  • No, Knuckles. It wasn't.

  • Ah, so a Mega Bloks pun then, gotcha.

  • Or... not?

  • Heh.

  • I wasn't really listening.

  • At any rate, as long as it wasn't a Play-Doh pun, that's fine.

  • Ain't nobody gonna come in here and eat my Play-Doh.

  • Mmm-mmmm!

  • That shit's mine!

  • Got my spoon.

  • GIRL.

  • Hey guys! Quick little update.

  • Alex Avast and I started a weekly webcomic called Dino Dynamic.

  • It's a cute slice-of-life about a small cast of dinosaurs.

  • Alex Avast, who also goes by the name Teela-Y,

  • voiced Zeena, Anne Frank, and JXC Studios in our videos.

  • And she's the one who does the writing for Dino Dynamic, and I do the artwork.

  • We enjoy collaborating on this series together, and we would love for you to check it out.

  • The link is in the description.

  • Also be sure to check me out on Twitter.

  • I keep everybody up to date with the status of my videos there

  • so be sure to follow me.

  • Thanks, guys!

  • Bzzzzzzzzzttttrrrrrrrgh...

  • (lowkey laughter)

  • What the fuck am I doing?

Who's it gonna be this time?

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