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  • -Oh hi, didn't see you there.

  • My name is LeBryant Jordanicus Walton

  • and I've been ballin' for about...

  • 16, maybe 17 hours now,

  • so I'm pretty much a big deal.

  • Captioned by SpongeSebastian

  • I mean, being a professional athlete,

  • I always start my day with a workout.

  • You know the usual. Push-ups.

  • One! [grunts]

  • Sit-ups.

  • One!

  • And, of course, your sprints.

  • Done.

  • I mean, people question my workout methods all the time,

  • but like the saying goes, it's either quantity or quality,

  • and I don't believe in quality, so I do that whole workout

  • you just saw, like, three times. Not a big deal.

  • Anyway, after I work out,

  • I always meet up my coach at the courts.

  • I mean, he practically lives there; he's always there.

  • He is so dedicated.

  • Hands down, the best coach I ever had.

  • He gives me the best advice and tips.

  • -So what you wanna do here is put the ball in the basket,

  • then it's gonna go to the next...and then hit the ground.

  • See? What you didn't do there

  • was put the ball in the basket and make it go through the net

  • and make it swish out, but it did hit the ground though,

  • so you put the team on the back doe.

  • -But sometimes when I need the extra help,

  • I hit on my cousin Jeremy Lin,

  • who happens to be the first Asian-American

  • to ever play in the NBA.

  • -What up, man? You said you needed help?

  • -Sup, dude? Thank you so much for coming, man,

  • I appreciate it.

  • -No problem. -Hey, could you get our ball down, actually?

  • -Yeah, uh, sure.

  • -Aw, thank you so much, man.

  • I appreciate it, peace out.

  • -Man, I don't know why he doesn't use me.

  • I mean, I could really help him.

  • I'm his cousin, but maybe he just doesn't respect me.

  • Maybe it's 'cause...

  • I mean, I'm not black.

  • -This is my logic:

  • LeBron James, Kobe Bryant,

  • Michael Jordan, Magic Johnson,

  • [stuttering]: Kareem Abdul Jabbar...

  • What do they all have in common?

  • That's right, they all have the letter A in their name.

  • Jeremy Lin? I don't think so,

  • and you know what they say, no A, no way,

  • so no wonder he can't even dunk.

  • -Ow!

  • -You know, part of being a professional athlete,

  • you're always gonna have endorsements and sponsors,

  • so yes, I have been in a commercial before,

  • not a big dea--

  • -Hey LeBryant...

  • You wanna do some marijuana cigarettes

  • and cocktails?

  • -[gasps]

  • Yes.

  • -Nikey, just do s--t.

  • -I've even done those commercial where they take

  • an old clip and put it in black-and-white and slow-mo

  • and make it look all epic and stuff.

  • [gentle piano music playing, crowd cheering faintly]

  • But overall, I just wanna say that basketball is my favorite sport,

  • and this silly little lockout that's happening is just

  • silly. I just wanna watch

  • basketball, so please,

  • please,

  • please... end the lockout.

  • How did I get out here?

  • [door hinge rattles]

  • -Bad jokes with Ryan

  • Teehee

  • Teehee!

  • -[sighs]

  • Come on, man. It's been a long day.

  • -You're not getting in, Jeremy. You're not getting in.

  • -How long are you gonna drag this out?

  • -Looks like you're... locked out. [laughs]

  • -Too soon, man. Too soon.

  • What the hell?

  • I mean people question my workout meth--[mumbles]

  • You know, being a professional at--[mutters]

  • -That's like way too--

  • -You know what they say, no A, no way, so...

  • [grumbles] So close.

  • -Didn't shoot the-- what was it?

  • [laughter]

  • -He's so dedicated to this sport... [phone beeps]

  • I mean...

  • I lost my train of thought.

  • Thank you, iPhone... S.

  • I don't have that one yet.

-Oh hi, didn't see you there.

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