Name: 歌喉讚的貝卡給你最忠肯的人生建議！ (Anna Kendrick Gives Hilariously Perfect Life Advice)
Uploaded: 2017-11-29T03:05:59.000Z
Duration: 2 min 44 s

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I would say try wandering up and down the junk food section of your grocery store,

我會建議在超市的垃圾食物區多晃晃

未來簡單式

Anna Kendrick gives us advice we actually need.

安娜·坎卓克的超中肯人生建議

that keeps texting you and stalking you on social media?

如果他一直密你又在社群網路上一直跟蹤你？

"I set another fire last night, it's starting to make me feel alive.

「我昨天又縱火了，那開始讓我感到活著。」

but also I feel like l should start saving my money

because I'm in my late twenties - what should I do?!

因為我快邁入三十歲了 - 我該怎麼做？！

You should save your money, not buy anything,

你應該把錢存下來，不買任何東西

就連衛生紙等生活必需品也不買

It's a lie, just use leaves from your yard.

那只是個騙局，用你院子裡的葉子就好了

and die on it and know that you were better.

然後在那上面死去，心裡有著滿滿的優越感

How do you not act awkward around guys you meet for the first time?

如何在第一次見面的男生面前表現得不尷尬？

And just project that in your daily life.

把這個想像投射到你的日常生活

What do you say to someone who says they aren't hungry,

but then as soon as your plate of fries comes they start eating half of them?

但是你的薯條上桌時又把半盤都吃掉，該對他們說什麼？

在外面遇到你有興趣的人，想要開始聊天

with someone that you see out and are into?

My opening line is usually looking over at them,

我的起手式通常是往他們那邊看過去，

對他們做出那種尷尬的半微笑，

Because the half smile is such that it could be,

「嗨，你看起來很友善，我正好又覺得無聊」

but also I keep it cool enough that it could be the person right behind them.

但同時又夠冷靜，所以也可能是在對他們背後的那個人微笑

What should you do when you accidentally send a screenshot of a text exchange

如果把對話的截圖不小心傳給了

Just say, just start a rumor that there is a glitches on iPhones,

就開始謠傳最近 iPhone 開始出現小故障

log in as a number of people on various forums.

在各大論壇以數個不同的身份登入

saying "Does anybody else have this problem?

詢問「有其他人也有這個問題嗎？」

We should write a letter to Steve Jobs ghost." And that's the only solution I can think of.

「我們應該寫信給賈伯斯的鬼魂。」這是我唯一能想到的解決方法

when I'm going to get married and have children?

I think you should say that the reason you're not having a baby

我覺得你可以說你不想生小孩的原因

for somebody's stronger, well equipped baby.

某個更強大，更武裝良好的嬰兒吃的食物

而這理由應該可以讓他們閉上嘴了

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歌喉讚的貝卡給你最忠肯的人生建議！ (Anna Kendrick Gives Hilariously Perfect Life Advice)

awkward

guarantee

matter

grocery