...meaning white people

...意思是白人

because...

因為...

I really think that white people are from like another planet

我真的覺得白人就像從另一個星球來的一樣。

because when we came to America

因為當我們來到美國

it was so nice

真好

it was just Indians

只是印度人

and they weren't even Indians!

而他們甚至不是印第安人!

we called them that by accident

誤稱

and we still call them that!

我們還在這麼叫他們！

like we knew in a month that it wasn't Indians

就像我們知道在一個月內，它是不是印度人的

but we just don't give a shit

但我們只是不'給狗屎

we never corrected

屢教不改

we came here

我們來這裡

They were like: - Hi!

他們很喜歡。- 嗨！

And we're like: - Hey, you're Indians, right?

而我們就像。- 嘿，你是印第安人，對嗎？

And they're like: - No.

他們就像。- No.

- No, this is India, right?

- 不，這裡是印度，對嗎？

- No, it's no... It's totally other place.

- 不，這不是... ... 這完全是另一個地方。這是完全不同的地方。

- You're not Indians?

- 你不是印度人？

- No.

- 不知道

- Eargh, you're Indians.

- Eargh，你們是印第安人。

"You're Indians" for hundreds of years after

"你是印第安人 "幾百年後

We ruined everything here. This was the great...

我們毀了這裡的一切。這是偉大的...

It was just coast-to-coast just green and brown, and beautiful

岸與岸之間只有綠色和棕色，很美。

and

和

all the humans were just walking around

所有的人都在走動

With painted faces just walking

帶著畫好的面孔走來走去

And they'd be like: - Oooh, that looks yummy

他們會喜歡。- Oooh，這看起來好吃

and they'd just eat from the ground

他們只是吃從地面上的

and then they'd sleep on the grass

然後他們會睡在草地上的

and they wake up, and they fuck

他們醒來後，他們他媽的

and then they'd go for a swim, and do a little dance

然後他們會去游泳，並做一個小的舞蹈。

That was the whole continent with just folks doing THAT.

那是整個大陸，只有鄉親們在做那件事。

I mean there's people in Mexico cutting off kids heads

我是說在墨西哥有人砍掉孩子的頭。

and rolling them down the pyramid stairs

並將它們從金字塔樓梯上滾下來

but that's...

但那...

I mean...

我的意思是...

That's...

那是...

That's always going on.

那'一直在進行。

What are you gonna?

你要幹什麼？

You know, you can't...

你知道，你不能... ...

You can't do a whole lot about that.

你不能做很多事情。

I think we came from another planet

我想我們是從另一個星球來的

and the reason is because we don't like it here

原因是，我們不喜歡這裡。

I mean why, if we're from here, if we belong on Earth

我的意思是，如果我們來自這裡，如果我們屬於地球，為什麼？

why aren't we comfortable

為什麼我們不舒服

on Earth at all?

在地球上的所有？

we need nice smooth surfaces

我們需要良好的光滑表面

and right angles

和直角

and we need it to be cool

我們需要它是很酷的

and not too hot

不溫不火

just a little

稍微

that's

那是

just

只是

perfect

完美

why wouldn't, when it's hot

為什麼不呢，當它的熱點

why wouldn't we just: - Yeah, fuck it

我們為什麼不乾脆...

why wouldn't we be like that?

我們為什麼不這樣呢？

if we belong here?

如果我們屬於這裡？

it's weird because people that are

這很奇怪，因為人們都是。

urgh... whatever you call...

呃......不管你叫什麼....

there's environmentalists

有環保主義者

and then there's people who are whatever

然後有'的人誰是什麼

they just

他們只是

they hate environmentalists

他們討厭環保主義者

But that's why people get angry at environmentalists

但這就是為什麼人們會對環保主義者感到憤怒的原因

because they think that it's slowing down the economy

因為他們認為，它的經濟放緩。

and creating restrictions

並設立限制

and a LOT of these people are Christian

而這些人中有很多是基督徒

a lot of these people are very devout Christians

這些人很多都是非常虔誠的基督教徒

and that's such a confusing thing to me

而這對我來說是一件很困惑的事情。

that if you believe

如果你相信

that God gave you the Earth

上帝給了你地球

that God created the earth for YOU

上帝為你創造了地球

why would you not be...

你為什麼不

have to look after it?

要照顧它？

Why the fuck?

他媽的為什麼？

Why would you not think that when He came back

為什麼你不認為當他回來的時候

He wouldn't go

他不會去

- What the fuck did you do?

- 你他媽的做了什麼？

I gave this to you, motherfucker

我把這個給你，混蛋

Are you crazy?

你瘋了嗎？

The polar bears are brown!

北極熊是棕色的！

What did you...

你做了什麼...

What did you do to the polar bears?

你對北極熊做了什麼？

Did you shit all over every polar bear?

你在每隻北極熊身上拉屎了嗎？

What did you...

你做了什麼...

Who did this?! Who spilled this shit? Who spilled this?

誰幹的？誰洩露的？誰洩露的？

Come over... Did you fucking spill this?

過來吧...你他媽把這個灑了嗎？

What is that?

那是什麼？

- It's oil...

- 這是石油...

it's just some oil

只是一些油

I didn't mean to spill

我不是故意說漏嘴的。

- Well WHY did you take it out of the fucking ground?

- 那你為什麼要把它從地上拿出來？

- Coz I wanted to go

- 因為我想去

Well I'm not... It's not...

好吧，我不是... ...It's not...

I'm not

我不是

and I was cold

我很冷

- What the fuck you mean cold?!

- 你他媽的什麼意思，冷？

I gave you everything you needed you piece of shit

我給了你所需要的一切，你這個混蛋！

- Well, coz jobs and...

- 嗯，因為工作和...

I wanted a

我想要一個

- What is a job?

- 什麼是工作？

Explain to me, what's a fucking job?

給我解釋一下，什麼是他媽的工作？

- You go to like... You work at a place

- 你去...你在一個地方工作

and people call when their game doesn't work

和人們打電話時，他們的遊戲不'的工作

and you help them figure it out

而你卻幫他們想辦法

- What do you do that for?

- 你這樣做是為了什麼？

- For money

- 為了錢

- What do you need money for?!

- 你要錢做什麼？

- Food

- 食品

- Just eat the shit on the floor

- 吃地上的屎吧

I left shit all over the floor

我把大便弄得滿地都是

Fucking corn and wheat and shit

該死的玉米和小麥和狗屎

Ground it up and make some bread. What are you doing?

把它磨碎，然後做一些麵包。你在做什麼？

- Yeah, but it doesn't have like

- 是的，但它沒有像。

bacon around it

繞口令

and like

並喜歡

I like when it has like

我喜歡當它有喜歡

like bacon on it

像培根一樣