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  • I mean everything that we introduce to the world is shitty

    我的意思是,我們介紹給世界的所有東西都是低劣的。

  • ...meaning white people

    ...意思是白人

  • because...

    因為...

  • I really think that white people are from like another planet

    我真的覺得白人就像從另一個星球來的一樣。

  • because when we came to America

    因為當我們來到美國

  • it was so nice

    真好

  • it was just Indians

    只是印度人

  • and they weren't even Indians!

    而他們甚至不是印第安人!

  • we called them that by accident

    誤稱

  • and we still call them that!

    我們還在這麼叫他們!

  • like we knew in a month that it wasn't Indians

    就像我們知道在一個月內,它是不是印度人的

  • but we just don't give a shit

    但我們只是不'給狗屎

  • we never corrected

    屢教不改

  • we came here

    我們來這裡

  • They were like: - Hi!

    他們很喜歡。- 嗨!

  • And we're like: - Hey, you're Indians, right?

    而我們就像。- 嘿,你是印第安人,對嗎?

  • And they're like: - No.

    他們就像。- No.

  • - No, this is India, right?

    - 不,這裡是印度,對嗎?

  • - No, it's no... It's totally other place.

    - 不,這不是... ... 這完全是另一個地方。這是完全不同的地方。

  • - You're not Indians?

    - 你不是印度人?

  • - No.

    - 不知道

  • - Eargh, you're Indians.

    - Eargh,你們是印第安人。

  • "You're Indians" for hundreds of years after

    "你是印第安人 "幾百年後

  • We ruined everything here. This was the great...

    我們毀了這裡的一切。這是偉大的...

  • It was just coast-to-coast just green and brown, and beautiful

    岸與岸之間只有綠色和棕色,很美。

  • and

  • all the humans were just walking around

    所有的人都在走動

  • With painted faces just walking

    帶著畫好的面孔走來走去

  • And they'd be like: - Oooh, that looks yummy

    他們會喜歡。- Oooh,這看起來好吃

  • and they'd just eat from the ground

    他們只是吃從地面上的

  • and then they'd sleep on the grass

    然後他們會睡在草地上的

  • and they wake up, and they fuck

    他們醒來後,他們他媽的

  • and then they'd go for a swim, and do a little dance

    然後他們會去游泳,並做一個小的舞蹈。

  • That was the whole continent with just folks doing THAT.

    那是整個大陸,只有鄉親們在做那件事。

  • I mean there's people in Mexico cutting off kids heads

    我是說在墨西哥有人砍掉孩子的頭。

  • and rolling them down the pyramid stairs

    並將它們從金字塔樓梯上滾下來

  • but that's...

    但那...

  • I mean...

    我的意思是...

  • That's...

    那是...

  • That's always going on.

    那'一直在進行。

  • What are you gonna?

    你要幹什麼?

  • You know, you can't...

    你知道,你不能... ...

  • You can't do a whole lot about that.

    你不能做很多事情。

  • I think we came from another planet

    我想我們是從另一個星球來的

  • and the reason is because we don't like it here

    原因是,我們不喜歡這裡。

  • I mean why, if we're from here, if we belong on Earth

    我的意思是,如果我們來自這裡,如果我們屬於地球,為什麼?

  • why aren't we comfortable

    為什麼我們不舒服

  • on Earth at all?

    在地球上的所有?

  • we need nice smooth surfaces

    我們需要良好的光滑表面

  • and right angles

    和直角

  • and we need it to be cool

    我們需要它是很酷的

  • and not too hot

    不溫不火

  • just a little

    稍微

  • that's

    那是

  • just

    只是

  • perfect

    完美

  • why wouldn't, when it's hot

    為什麼不呢,當它的熱點

  • why wouldn't we just: - Yeah, fuck it

    我們為什麼不乾脆...

  • why wouldn't we be like that?

    我們為什麼不這樣呢?

  • if we belong here?

    如果我們屬於這裡?

  • it's weird because people that are

    這很奇怪,因為人們都是。

  • urgh... whatever you call...

    呃......不管你叫什麼....

  • there's environmentalists

    有環保主義者

  • and then there's people who are whatever

    然後有'的人誰是什麼

  • they just

    他們只是

  • they hate environmentalists

    他們討厭環保主義者

  • But that's why people get angry at environmentalists

    但這就是為什麼人們會對環保主義者感到憤怒的原因

  • because they think that it's slowing down the economy

    因為他們認為,它的經濟放緩。

  • and creating restrictions

    並設立限制

  • and a LOT of these people are Christian

    而這些人中有很多是基督徒

  • a lot of these people are very devout Christians

    這些人很多都是非常虔誠的基督教徒

  • and that's such a confusing thing to me

    而這對我來說是一件很困惑的事情。

  • that if you believe

    如果你相信

  • that God gave you the Earth

    上帝給了你地球

  • that God created the earth for YOU

    上帝為你創造了地球

  • why would you not be...

    你為什麼不

  • have to look after it?

    要照顧它?

  • Why the fuck?

    他媽的為什麼?

  • Why would you not think that when He came back

    為什麼你不認為當他回來的時候

  • He wouldn't go

    他不會去

  • - What the fuck did you do?

    - 你他媽的做了什麼?

  • I gave this to you, motherfucker

    我把這個給你,混蛋

  • Are you crazy?

    你瘋了嗎?

  • The polar bears are brown!

    北極熊是棕色的!

  • What did you...

    你做了什麼...

  • What did you do to the polar bears?

    你對北極熊做了什麼?

  • Did you shit all over every polar bear?

    你在每隻北極熊身上拉屎了嗎?

  • What did you...

    你做了什麼...

  • Who did this?! Who spilled this shit? Who spilled this?

    誰幹的?誰洩露的?誰洩露的?

  • Come over... Did you fucking spill this?

    過來吧...你他媽把這個灑了嗎?

  • What is that?

    那是什麼?

  • - It's oil...

    - 這是石油...

  • it's just some oil

    只是一些油

  • I didn't mean to spill

    我不是故意說漏嘴的。

  • - Well WHY did you take it out of the fucking ground?

    - 那你為什麼要把它從地上拿出來?

  • - Coz I wanted to go

    - 因為我想去

  • Well I'm not... It's not...

    好吧,我不是... ...It's not...

  • I'm not

    我不是

  • and I was cold

    我很冷

  • - What the fuck you mean cold?!

    - 你他媽的什麼意思,冷?

  • I gave you everything you needed you piece of shit

    我給了你所需要的一切,你這個混蛋!

  • - Well, coz jobs and...

    - 嗯,因為工作和...

  • I wanted a

    我想要一個

  • - What is a job?

    - 什麼是工作?

  • Explain to me, what's a fucking job?

    給我解釋一下,什麼是他媽的工作?

  • - You go to like... You work at a place

    - 你去...你在一個地方工作

  • and people call when their game doesn't work

    和人們打電話時,他們的遊戲不'的工作

  • and you help them figure it out

    而你卻幫他們想辦法

  • - What do you do that for?

    - 你這樣做是為了什麼?

  • - For money

    - 為了錢

  • - What do you need money for?!

    - 你要錢做什麼?

  • - Food

    - 食品

  • - Just eat the shit on the floor

    - 吃地上的屎吧

  • I left shit all over the floor

    我把大便弄得滿地都是

  • Fucking corn and wheat and shit

    該死的玉米和小麥和狗屎

  • Ground it up and make some bread. What are you doing?

    把它磨碎,然後做一些麵包。你在做什麼?

  • - Yeah, but it doesn't have like

    - 是的,但它沒有像。

  • bacon around it

    繞口令

  • and like

    並喜歡

  • I like when it has like

    我喜歡當它有喜歡

  • like bacon on it

    像培根一樣

I mean everything that we introduce to the world is shitty

我的意思是,我們介紹給世界的所有東西都是低劣的。

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Louis CK 印地安人,白人,和地球 路易脫口秀 (Louis CK - Indians, White People and God's Earth)

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