This is my first time doing gacha by myself.

這是我第一次自己玩扭蛋機

And the reason I need to do it is because I need this banana hat.

因為我需要這個香蕉帽！

So I have 900 yen right now...

我現在有九百日元⋯⋯

hopefully I can get it within three tries.

希望我只需要轉三次來得到香蕉帽

It's 300 yen a try.

轉一次要三百日幣

Noooo! It's the...

不！這是⋯⋯

It's the apple hat.

這是蘋果的

Oh, it's this guy.

噢，是上面這個

Well I mean I guess it's cute. It's got a little apple leaf on it.

好吧其實這也很可愛，還有片蘋果葉在上面

That's not what I came here for.

但！這不是我轉這台扭蛋機的目的

SHOW ME THE BANANA!

給我香蕉！！！！

Omg no.

喔不⋯⋯

It's the strawberry hat.

這是草莓的

Oh my God.

我的天啊

It's a *meow* orange.

這是＊消音＊橘子的

Do they even have a banana in there?!

他們真的有香蕉的嗎？！

Are they lying to us?

他們是在欺騙我們的感情嗎？

Do they just want all my money because they know I need the banana hat?

他們是不是吃我所有的錢，因為他們知道我需要那頂香蕉帽

There's a banana all the way at the top.

香蕉的轉蛋就在最上層

Jun, we gotta go change some money.

Jun ，我們需要去換更多硬幣

Come on please.

拜託、來吧

Oh my God, no...

我的天啊，不⋯⋯

What'd you get?

你拿到什麼？

It's another apple.

又是蘋果！

Do you know how many kitties we have?

你知道我們只有養幾隻貓嗎？

We have many cat nephews and nieces, Jun.

Jun ，我們有很多貓姪子貓姪女好嗎？

Did you get banana?!

你轉到香蕉了嗎？

*meow*

＊喵＊

I got a watermelon. It's kinda cute.

我轉到西瓜的，蠻可愛的

It's NOT MY BANANA!

但不是我要的香蕉！

I HAVE ONE OF EVERYTHING EXCEPT THE BANANA!

我竟然轉到全部了，就只差香蕉的！

Jun, I'm out of money.

Jun， 我沒錢了

I need more money.

我需要更多硬幣

Are you kidding me?

妳在跟我開玩笑嗎？

So how much money are we going to spend on this thing?

所以我們要花多少錢在這東西上？

JUN.

JUN （拍扭蛋機準備說出名言）

What is the point of making money on YouTube

如果我們不能花錢在給我們喵大人們的香蕉帽上

if we CAN'T SPEND IT ON BANANA HATS FOR OUR CATS!

那我們靠 YouTube 賺錢是為了什麼！

Did you get it?

你轉到了嗎？

Did you get it?!

轉到了嗎？！

I got a banana!

我拿到香蕉了！

All right.

好喔

I'm so excited!

我超開心的！

Well you better. Look how many gachapons you already got.

你最好覺得開心，你看看你轉了多少顆扭蛋

We got one of everything!

我們每個都有了！

We got the full collection!

我們集滿全部了！

I gotta put all these gacha in my purse.

我要把他們全部塞到我包包裡

Oh my God.

我的天

Okay.

好了

How many did I buy?

我轉了幾次？

I bought 7?

七次？

$21 for a banana hat for my cat?!

為了我們的貓花 21 塊美金在一頂香蕉帽上？！

IT'S TOTALLY WORTH IT!

絕對值得！

Jun it was worth it.

Jun ，那完全值回票價

-Okay, okay. -IT WAS WORTH IT.

-好啦，好啦 -這都是值得的

Let's go.

走吧

All right. So these are the gacha that we got.

好，所以這些是我轉到的所有扭蛋

Now I gotta open them all.

我現在要來打開它們

Look at what we got!

來看看我們這裡有些什麼！

Look what we got for you! It's a hat for you!

你看看我們給你準備了什麼！是一頂帽子耶！

Which one will be the first victim, Rachel?

Rachel ，誰會是你的第一個受害者？

I think I wanna do a watermelon hat.

我覺得我想先用西瓜的

Who wants to be a watermelon?!

誰想來當西瓜？

Haku! You wanna be a watermelon?

Haku ！你想當西瓜嗎？

Smell it, smell it, smell it, smell it.

聞聞、聞聞、聞聞、聞聞它 （霸王硬上弓給他戴上去）

Look at his face.

你看他的臉

Look at his face

你看

He's upset!

他很不開心！

He's disabled now.

他沒辦法動了

Cat out of commission.

貓咪停止運作中

He's like "HELP ME"

他看起來像說「救我！」

He just looks like he's wearing a hat.

他看起來就像在戴頂帽子

Poki's looking at your hat, Rachel.

Rachel ， Poki 在看你的帽子

He wants to join you.

他也想加入你們

You got his attention.

你吸引到他了

Poki, you're gonna be the banana.

Poki ，你來當香蕉吧

Oh my God.

天啊

This is a sad banana.

好淒慘的一根香蕉

I'm helping you!

我在幫你！

I'm helping you!!

我在幫你啦！

Come on, you know you love it.

來嘛，你明知道你會喜歡的

I'm a bad cat mom.

我真是個糟糕的貓媽咪

I'm such a bad cat mom.

我真的是一個糟糕的貓媽

There we go.

好了

Hang on, you need another tissue for your banana hat.

等等，你的香蕉帽需要再塞一張衛生紙

Just let me touch you.

就讓我碰一下

Rachel

Rachel

Now Nagi's here.

Nagi 也來了

Hi Nagi.

嗨 Nagi

Nagi, what do you wanna be?

Nagi ，你想當什麼？

You wanna be a little apple?

你想當小蘋果嗎？

He's backing up!

他在倒退嚕！

He's confused, Rachel!

Rachel ，他搞不清楚狀況了

We are such a horrible people.

我們真是糟糕的人類

We are such a horrible cat owners.

我們真的是沒救的貓主人

Look, Poki's still sitting there.

看， Poki 還蹲在同個地方不動

Yeah.

對啊

Hey buddy... there you go!

嘿小伙子⋯⋯好了！

Now you're a melon!

你是顆哈密瓜了！

He just gives up.

他就這樣放棄了

Why does he just give up?

他為什麼就這樣放棄了？

He's not moving!

他動都不動耶！

It's fun! Look! Everyone else is having fun!

這很好玩啊！看！大家都在享受呀！

There, look! You're so beautiful!

嘿、你看看！你真漂釀！

Oh, your whiskers are caught.

噢，你的鬍鬚卡住了

There you go!

去吧！

I'm gonna make him a banana.

我要把他變成一根香蕉

Look, Haku!

Haku ，你看！

Look, Haku! You're a beautiful banana!

Haku ，你看！你是根漂亮的香蕉了！

Banana cat.

香蕉貓

Poor Haku

可憐的 Haku

Haku! Here, you wanna play?

Haku ！來，你要玩嗎？

You wanna play?

你要玩嗎？

Here.

來

You look nice with apple...

你跟蘋果蠻搭的⋯⋯

as a scarf.

當圍巾戴的話

Poki, you're a beautiful strawberry!

Poki ，你是一顆美麗的草莓了！

Hang on, I'm gonna go get their next thing.

等等，我要去拿他們的下一個東西

I hope you enjoyed our cat video!

希望你們喜歡我們的貓咪影片！