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Sarah thought she'd met the perfect man.
-Aw, that's a cute photo of us.
Let me tag you.
But what she got…
-Oh, I'm not on Facebook.
...was the perfect nightmare.
-Yeah, I'm not on any social media.
-What the… (scream)
-Uh, this can't be happening. I can't find him anywhere.
How am I supposed to find the pages of his ex?
-So, Snapchat, WhatsApp, Facebook… he's not on anything?
-What, I don't, what, how does he send you a dick pic?
-He doesn't.
I've only ever seen his dick… in person.
-Oh my God!
-I don't know what to do.
When I took a great picture of my boobs earlier, I had no one to send it to.
-It's gonna be OK.
-Is it?
They don't know what he did last summer, because it's not on Facebook.
-He is untraceable.
He's completely off the grid.
A ghost if you will.
He's not on Insta, LinkedIn, or Pinterest.
And if you think he's on Snapmap, you're crazy.
-I mean, the man has no digital footprint.
He's never even had on Myspace.
-Who is he?
-I don't know.
-You know, when you have like an opinion on something, how do you voice it?
-Well I suppose, I just tell it to the nearest person.
-What is this?
-I think it's an actual photo album.
-Where is the comment section?
How does he know if people like them?
Oh my God, none of the photos have filters on them.
-Get out of there, Sarah.
Get out of there now!
-Sarah, clearly, he is catfishing you.
-In reverse.
-Christ, Sarah, do you even know what he had for lunch today?
-No! Never gonna know.
Unless I ask him.
-Think about it, if you can't tag him... does he even exist?
-Hi, guys.
-OK, yeah, he exists.
-Yeah, he's there.
Anti Social.
Coming soon to Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, Pinterest, Vimeo, YouTube, Myspace, Bebo, Linkedin, Foursqaure, Flickr, Periscope, Whatsapp, Tumblr, Viber, Reddit, Live.ly, and even Google Plus


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Crystal Wu 發佈於 2017 年 10 月 27 日    Crystal Wu 翻譯    李依庭 審核
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