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  • Sarah thought she'd met the perfect man.

    Sarah 以為自己遇到了完美的男人。

  • Aw, that's a cute photo of us.


  • Let me tag you.


  • -But what she got... -Oh, I'm not on Facebook. -was the perfect nightmare.

    但她遇到的⋯⋯ 「噢,我沒有在用 Facebook。」

  • What?


  • Yeah, no, I'm not on any social media.


  • What the...


  • -Uh, this can't be happening. -Oh, I'm not on Facebook. -I can't find him anywhere. -Yeah, no, i'm not on any social media.


  • How am I supposed to find the pages of his ex?


  • So, Snapchat, WhatsApp, Facebook - he's not on anything?

    「所以 Snapchat、WhatsApp、Facebook ⋯⋯他全都沒在用嗎?」

  • What, I don't, what, how does he send you a dick pic?


  • He doesn't.


  • I've only ever seen his dick... in person.


  • Oh my God!


  • I don't know what to do.


  • But I took a great picture of my boobs earlier, and I had no one to send it to.


  • It's gonna be okay.


  • Is it? Is it?


  • They don't know what he did last summer, because it's not on Facebook.

    他們不知道他去年暑假做了什麼,因為沒有在 Facebook 上。

  • He is untraceable.


  • He's completely off the grid.


  • A ghost if you will.


  • He's not on Insta, LinkedIn, or Pinterest.

    「他沒有在 Instagram、LinkedIn、或是 Pinterest 上。」

  • And if you think he's on Snapmap, you're crazy.

    「如果你認為他有用 Snapmap ,你一定是瘋了。」

  • I mean, the man has no digital footprint.


  • He's never even had on Myspace.

    「他甚至沒有用過 Myspace。」

  • Who is he?


  • -I don't know. -Oh, I'm not on Facebook. Yeah, no, I'm not on any social media.


  • You know, when you have like an opinion on something, how do you voice it?


  • Well I suppose, I just tell it to the nearest person.


  • What is this?


  • I think it's an actual photo album.


  • Where is the comment section?


  • How does he know if people like them?


  • Oh my God, none of the photos have filters on them.


  • Get out of there, Sarah.

    「離開那裡, Sarah。」

  • Get out of there now!


  • (inaudible) Sarah, clearly, he is cat-fishing you.

    「Sarah ,他一定是用假身份在釣你。」

  • No.


  • In reverse.

    「用相反的方式。 (註:一般的 catfish 指的是網路上的假身份比本人更有吸引力)」

  • Christ, Sarah, do you even know what he had for lunch today?

    「天啊, Sarah ,你甚至不知道他今天午餐吃什麼吧?」

  • No, never gonna know.


  • Unless I ask him.


  • Think about it, if you can't tag him, does he even exist?


  • Hi, guys.


  • Okay, yeah, he exists.

    「OK ,對,他真實存在。」

  • Yeah, yeah, he's there.


  • Anti Social.


  • Coming soon to Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, Pinterest, Vimeo, YouTube, Myspace, Bebo, Linkedin, Foursqaure, Flickr, Periscope, Whatsapp, Tumblr, Viber, Reddit,, and even Google Plus

    即將在 Facebook、Twitter、Instagram、Snapchat、Pinterest、Vimeo、YouTube、Myspace、Bebo、Linkedin、Foursqaure、Flickr、Periscope、WhatsApp、Tumblr、Viber、Reddit、 以及 Google Plus 上映。

Sarah thought she'd met the perfect man.

Sarah 以為自己遇到了完美的男人。

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