- What is this? - This from a porno?!

- 這什麼鬼？ - 梗從謎片來的？！

♪ (dramatic chord) ♪

(今天要給你們看的是最近挺火紅的趨勢)

- (FBE) So today, we're going to be showing you

火紅的趨勢 好的

a trend that has been spreading around lately.

這的確與笑梗有關係

- A trend, okay.

哦Boze 妳是梗圖天后

- (FBE) It does have to do with memes.

我愛梗圖

- Oh, Boze, you're the queen of memes.

(湯米 我們會唸給你聽)

- I love memes.

(然後你再告訴我們你的想法)

- (FBE) So Tommy, we'll read all of these to you,

好的

and then you can tell us what you think.

- 老實說我對梗圖不太了解 - 咱們拿單程票啟程到梗圖小鎮囉

- Okay.

永遠不回返了

I'll be honest, I'm really not up on my memes too much.

(第一個是這個)

- Let's take a one way trip down to meme town.

"你們非得要說到返校嗎？講真的？就在老娘的沙拉面前？"

And never return.

那是誰的沙拉

- (FBE) So here is our first one.

這梗只是有關吃沙拉嗎？

- "Are you guys really going to start talking

好噢 梗在哪裡找不到

about back to school?

我不知道這個梗

Are you serious? Right in front of my salad?"

這是我第一次看到

- (laughing) Whose salad is this?

我不知道這梗哪來的

- Is this just about eating salads?

我不知道那個人是誰

- Okay, is there a joke there?

為什麼她的沙拉那麼大一碗

- I am not familiar with this.

我知道這梗來自哪個影片

This is the first time I've ever seen this.

感謝推特 但不感謝另一個某某網站

- I have no idea what this is from.

我看了整部影片 因為我知道會有梗跑出來

I have no idea who that person is.

(好的 下一張)

I don't know why her bowl of salad is so big.

"你們真的不把垃圾做資源回收？講真的？就在老娘沙拉的面前？"

- I am aware of where the video is from.

好的

Thanks to Twitter, not thanks to another website.

為啥啊

- I watched the whole video because I knew

這有夠蠢的 網友們 你們標準正在降低

something was gonna happen.

有好笑到 再來多一點

- (FBE) All right, next up.

"你們講真？給我談戀愛放閃？就在老娘的沙拉面前？"

- "Are you guys really gonna throw that in the trash

- 這是什麼啦？這沙拉女是誰

and not the recycling bin? Are you serious?

很奇怪 我不太懂笑點在哪

Right in front of my salad?" (laughing)

我不懂啦 這是什麼電視節目嗎？

- (chuckling) Okay.

看起來像是某個實境節目之類的

- Why? Why?

非常好笑 很犀利

This is dumb. Internet, your standards are slipping.

我覺得今天開始我肯定會用到這梗

- That's funny. Okay, yeah, give me more.

"當你想在午餐吃健康一點"

- "Really? Y'all in happy relationships?

"結果你朋友坐下來手裡拿著 多汁的雙層起司漢堡和你最愛的奶昔"

Right in front of my salad?" - (chuckling)

"你認真？就在老娘的沙拉面前？"

- What is this? Who's this salad girl?

這就對了 現在我懂了

- It's strange. I don't quite get the hook.

這樣就有意義多了

- I don't get it.

你記不記得之前你朋友 都會帶速食當學校午餐

Is she from a TV show?

你都覺得"挖勒？"

- Looks like it's from a reality TV show of some sort.

"就在老子的沙拉面前？"

- It's definitely funny. It's very sassy,

我沒辦法諷刺這一張因為

and I feel like I'm going to be using this

我就是那個"朋友"

right after we leave here.

如果有人沒看過影片 只看了這張圖

- "When you're trying to eat healthy at lunch

他們不會懂的

and your best friend sits down with a juicy looking

不過如此荒謬的事情就在廚房發生

double cheeseburger and your favorite flavor milkshake."

"到底TMD發生什麼事了？"

- "Are you serious? Right in front of my salad?"

我懂 我能懂這個梗

- Now you're talking. Now I get it.

但我需要更實際的例子啊

It makes more sense that way.

像是它的背景故事呢

- Dude, you remember those days when your friend would bring

(在我們繼續之前問一下 你知道這句話跟這沙拉女源自哪裡嗎？)

fast food to school for lunch, and you're like, "What?!

我不知道

Right in front of my salad?"

不瞭

- I can't really make fun of this because that's actually--

我真的搞不懂這會是來自哪裡

I am that person.

沒頭緒

- If someone just saw this meme without watching the video,

也許是某個實境節目？

people wouldn't understand it.

可能是什麼白痴的晨間電視節目

But just the fact that something ridiculous

裡面的演員都會說 "唉呀～你行的啦～"

is happening in the kitchen, and it's just like,

是實境節目嗎？是電影嗎？

"What the hell is going on?"

這是...廣告嗎？

- I get it. I understand the meme.

我知道這源自哪裡 感謝推特網友

But there needs to be substance to it,

我當然不是自己找到這影片的啦

like a backstory.

是的 我知道它來源

- (FBE) So before we continue, do you have idea

我看過影片... 這梗出現的那一天

where this phrase and image of this woman came from?

我朋友轉推影片 所以我看了

- I have no idea, no.

好了說真的 這來自哪裡？

- Negative.

這到底是誰的沙拉？

- I really have no idea where this could've come from.

(如果可以的話 我們要播出這梗圖的來源影片了)

No clue.

(但我們有義務告知你 工作場所不宜觀看)

- Maybe it's from a reality show?

- 喔 好的 - 喔不 不要是那個！

- I think it's from some silly daytime TV show,

我喜歡

that people were just like, "Eh, you'll do."

有趣喔

- Is this a reality show? Is this a movie?

限制級內容？是有很多沙拉嗎？

Is this, like, a commercial?

是啊有hen多沙拉 是裸體沙拉

- I know where it came from, thanks to Twitter.

裸體沙拉！？

I definitely didn't stumble across the video on my own.

到底啥麼鬼...

- Yes, I know exactly where this came from.

- 好的 - 噢買尬

I saw the video-- I think the day it came up,

- 這是什麼鬼？ - 這來自謎片！？

a friend of mine retweeted it and I watched it.

你沒有穿上衣...

- Okay, but really, where did this come from?

沒有

Whose salad is this?

我在廚房不怎麼穿上衣的 親愛的

- (FBE) So we are gonna show you the source of this meme

到底是什麼鬼啦！！

if you're comfortable, but we feel we must warn you,

她為什麼會坐在那

it is not very safe for work. - Oh, okay.

等一下... 你有穿褲子嗎？

- Oh, no, not that!

- 你們在ＸＸＸ？ - "你們在ＸＸＸ？"

- I like that.

啊不是啦 他們只是裸體在乾頂對方

- Interesting, okay.

- 開什麼玩笑？ - 不是妳看到的這樣

- Explicit material, lots of salad?

就在老娘的沙拉面前？

- Yeah, LOTS of salad, like naked salad.

開什麼玩笑？就在老娘的沙拉面前？

- Naked salad?!

開什麼玩笑？就在老娘的沙拉面前？

- (woman) Mmm. - (man 1 moaning)

- 水啦 - 你們真TMD噁心

(spoon clanking bowl) - What in the world?

願主保佑謎片 願主保佑

- (gasping)

(你剛聽到的是謎片裡兩男的啪啪聲)

- Okay! - (man 1 moaning)

喔太棒了 這樣我懂了

- (cracking up) Oh my god!

一切都柳暗花明了

- What is this? - This is from a porno?!

這是我第一次看同志謎片

- (woman) You don't have a shirt on. - (man 1 moaning)

是的 所以...感恩你

- (snorting) - (man 1) No.

以前我還以為已經看遍網路上 所有最詭異的東西了

- (man 2) That doesn't really happen here, honey.

這是更上一層樓的等級啊

- What the hell is going on?!

嗯...我完全沒料想到是這樣

- Why is she there?

毫無預警就"去了"

- Wait a minute. Do you have pants on?

不是玩雙關語 但是 也可以說是雙關啦

Are you guys [bleep]?! - "Are you [bleep]?"

他們就在她沙拉的面前啪啪了起來

No, they're just thrusting into each other

她到底在那邊幹嘛啦

with no clothes on.

- (我們準備幾則看完影片後的網友貼文) - 好的

- (woman) Are you serious? - (man 1) It's not what it looks like.

"哈哈哈為什麼'當老娘沙拉的面'這麼紅？"

- (woman) Right in front of my salad?

"好奇的我上網查查 當網頁跑出來時..."

- (cracking up)

哈哈那正是我的反應

- (woman) Are you serious? Right in front of my salad?

是啊 形容的很真實

- (cracking up)

沒錯 千萬別查

- (woman) Are you serious? Right in front of my salad?

好奇心會殺死一隻貓

- (laughing) Yes! - (woman) You guys are [bleep] gross.

問題就在這

- Bless you, porn. God bless you.

非常好笑

- (FBE) So what you just heard was two men having sex

每次這些梗出現很多次時

from a porno. - Oh, that's great.

你不知道他們是什麼意思

Now I get it. Now it all makes sense.

然後就去查結果 哇哩勒

- This is my first time seeing gay porn.

這是開我玩笑的吧

Yeah, so, thank you?

"當老娘沙拉的面到底是什麼？？" *該死的上網查了之後*

- Just when I thought I have seen the weirdest sides

喔天公伯！天公伯啊！

of the internet, you just found one more level.

他們真的就在她沙拉面前ＸＸ了！？

- Well, I was not expecting that at all.

"當老娘沙拉的面前？"

I did not see that coming.

這只是放了看起來像在肛肛好的畫面

No pun intended, but I'm gonna go with pun intended now.

是《酒吧五傑》... 這沙拉梗可真用得恰到好處

- They was doing the deed right in front of her salad.

查理和丹尼斯

But why was she there?

我愛《酒吧五傑》的梗圖

- (FBE) Now we have posts from people

我整個感覺就像...(吸～)

after they see the video. - Okay.

太讚了

- "LOL, why is 'Right in front of my salad' trending?

查理很喜歡喔

Curious me looks it up. Me when the screen loads."

喔買尬 他們可能在大叫對吧

Mmmmm!

他們每個角色都愛大叫 那應該電視上最吵的節目了

- Ha! Yeah, that was my reaction.

- "你們幾個當老子沙拉的面前ＸＸ？" - 有好笑到

- Yeah, that sounds pretty accurate.

這應該是《星際大戰：原力覺醒》的刪除片段

- Yeah, don't check it.

芮（星戰七女主）是在那邊吃沙拉嗎？

It's curiosity. It gets the better of everyone.

- 我要他們在一起 - 我好想要他們倆在一起阿

That's the problem.

希望他們在我沙拉的面前做下去

- (laughing) That's very funny.

"當老娘沙拉的面前"

You know, because so many times, these things pop out

老兄 這太讚了啦

and you don't quite know what they are,

"當老娘沙拉的面"是新的媒合用詞了

and then you look, and you go, "Oh, jeez.

我希望他們在一起 很可愛

You've gotta be kidding me."

Q到翻掉

- (laughing) "What's right in front of my salad?

他們可以在我沙拉面前做下去

Makes the mistake of checking." (laughing)

- I thought it'd be spinning a web or something right in front of the salad. That would've been better.

- Oh, Lord! Oh, Lordie, no!

It's fun. I think-- obviously, some of them are funnier

- Oh, but did they really do that right in front of her salad?

than others, but I just love that a meme comes from a porn.

- "Right in front of my salad?" - (laughing)

You know, it's great.

- They're just using clips of what looks like tossing salad.

就梗圖來說還行 但它的來源

- Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

- 來源 超優質... - 喔沒錯 我們很喜歡

Very-- very good use of "right in front of my salad."

我很擔憂現在網路梗圖的f品質啊

- Ooh. - Charlie and Dennis.

你懂我的意思嗎？

- I love Always Sunny out of context.

以前都很積極很正能量啊

I'm just like (slurping)

像《表情符號電影》般歡樂 結果現在都...

It's so good!

我已經不知道了

- Charlie's into it.

我萬萬沒想到來這邊會看到 這樣頂級的優質謎片

- Oh my god.

讓我現在就來跟個風

And they're probably yelling, right?

其實我要現在就發個推文

Everybody yells in that show.

"就在老娘沙拉面前"

That's like the loudest show on TV.

BOOM

- "Are you guys [bleep] right in front of my salad?"

(這其實來自一部謎片電影叫"私人課程：第三部")

- (laughing) That's funny.

哦 這是第三部？竟然是三部曲！？

- I think that was a deleted scene from

可以直接跳過第一跟二直接看第三部嗎

Star Wars: The Force Awakens.

還是說你還得追劇看完前面的？

Was Rey eating the salad (laughing) in that situation?

不知道另外兩部他們用的是什麼"沙拉"

- I ship it.

我敢保證劇情是像 "在老娘的水果沙拉面前！？"

- I ship these two so hard.

“喔不！！！”

I hope they do it in front of my salad.

老兄 那簡直浪出花來

- "Right in front of my salad." (laughing)

(這張梗圖來自謎片但很多人可能不知情 對此你有什麼看法？)

Dude, that's so good.

你有沒有看過那張梗圖

- "Right in front of my salad" is the new shipping, right?

那男的表情這樣...

- I ship these people. They're cute.

- 這就是我的反應 "等等...啥鬼？！" - 但這就是網路有趣之處啊 不是嗎

They're cute as [bleep].

各種不同來源的事物爆紅

They could do that right in front of my salad.

但大眾根本不曉得 最原始的意義是什麼

- I thought it'd be spinning a web or something

這就是梗圖文化的特色之一

right in front of the salad. That would've been better.

大多時候都是爆笑的表情

It's fun. I think-- obviously, some of them are funnier

或者是搞笑動圖 但大家都不知道他們的來源

than others, but I just love that a meme comes from a porn.

你有沒有看過有劇情的謎片？

You know, it's great.

演技超級糟糕 劇情也是超狂

- I'd say, meme-wise, it's okay, but the source of it--

我很訝異謎片沒有更多的梗圖出來

- The source, quality content. - Oh, yeah.

是啊網路真的是很奇怪的地方

- Real quality content.

但這是屬於大家的遊樂場

- I'm just more concerned about the quality

這樣是對的嗎？不對

of memes nowadays on the internet, you know what I mean?

但這就是我們生活的環境啊

It used to be so zesty and so feisty

我覺得是它的劇情 讓這梗這麼好笑

and so Emoji Movie filled, and now it's just...

那句台詞本身就好笑 但找到來源片的人會心想 "喔買尬"

(sighing) I don't know.

"竟然是謎片來著!!!" 這太棒了

- I didn't think I'd be coming here and watching

有種被騙的感覺 因為梗圖本身沒有不當畫面

some grade A quality porn.

但大家都會想知道來源是什麼

- Now I gotta get on the train.

這來源的確令人驚訝 但越解釋這梗

As a matter of fact, I'm about to tweet it right now.

我覺得越像是你自首也看了謎片

"Right in front of my salad."

我很好奇最初到底是哪個勇者PO的

Boom.

這是我第一件想到的事情

- (FBE) This comes from the pornographic film

這會變成爆紅的梗圖 是有某個人看了謎片後心想

Private Lesson: Part 3. - Oh, it's the third part?

"嘿！這部謎片的這個劇情好好笑"

It's a trilogy?

"我現在就要PO到網路上"

- Can you watch three without seeing one and two,

(有人試圖網路肉搜梗圖中的沙拉女)

or do you have to sort of catch up?

(因為兩位男演員都有註名 但女生只是無名的臨時演員)

- What kind of salad were they tossing in the other two--

真的？

- Dude, I bet you it was like, "Right in front of my fruit salad?"

她不想要在這部謎片上被註名？

And you're like, "Oh, no!"

- 她才是主角啊！ - 她才是主角～

- Dude, that's next level.

她必須被註名！她值得...

- (FBE) What do you think about how this meme

沙拉女值得被註名 也值得贏奧斯卡

comes from a pornographic film, and a lot of people

(其中一位男演員在訪談說 他不記得女生的名字)

may not even know?

哇嗚

- You ever seen the meme with the guy

感覺有新的一集"Dr. Phil"要拍喔 （美國知名諮詢節目）

when he does...? (laughing)

(如果你是沙拉女)

That's my reaction to all of this, "Wait, what?"

(你會跳出來說那個梗圖的女生是自己嗎？)

- That's the fun of the internet, though, isn't it?

絕對不會

Things come from all kinds of places,

我絕對不會的

and they just become popular and people have no idea

感覺職業生涯的成敗都孤注在此一舉了

what the hell they originally were.

現在曇花一現的爆紅例子很多

- That's just a part of meme culture, you know?

我覺得 何不嘗試看看呢

So many times, they are just funny faces

喔我會好好利用自已一番

and GIF reactions, and people have no idea

我會利用爆紅然後 創一個帳號讓大家知道那是我

where they come from.

我會承認是我然後開始拍自己的影集

- Have you seen pornos that have a storyline?

自己的廚藝系列影集

It's the worst acting. It's the worst scenarios.

我會做一些沙拉 還有做愛

I'm surprised there's not more memes

不不不...

that come from pornos.

我肯定會像是 "那就是我！就是我拿著沙拉！"

- Yeah, the internet is a strange, strange place,

"然後有兩個男的在我面前ＸＸ！就是我！"

but this is the playground that we're all in.

我爸媽可能會有點生氣 但是 他們會釋懷的

Is it right? No.

當你因為梗圖爆紅後 除了放手一博還能怎麼樣呢

But it's also the environment that we're in.

好好利用這個機會 海撈一翻 累積更多追隨者

- I think it's the context that does make it so funny.

沒戲後再接受所有愚蠢的商業交易

The line is also funny on its own, but I think those

who find that treasure, it's like, "Oh my god.

This is in a porno." That's amazing.

- Kind of sneaky 'cause the actual meme

doesn't have the porn in it, but people always want to know

what the source is.

- It's definitely surprising, and explaining it

almost incriminates you a bit, I would imagine.

I'm really curious about who was the brave soul

who posted it originally.

That's the first thing that came to mind.

It's like, this became a popular meme.

Somebody had to have watched this and said,

"Heh, this is a funny moment from this porno I'm watching.

I need to post this on the internet immediately."