And I'm a spy!

而且我是個間諜！

and I can't help but notice...

還有我不得不注意到...

That I am surrounded by thousands of beautiful women!

我被數千位美女包圍！

I feel like I have died and gone

我覺得我應該死了

to spy heaven!

並到了間諜天堂！

Okay let's remove the rope.

唉...好吧！讓我們把真言套索拿下來。

I want to stay here!

我想要待在這裡！

I'm going mother. Someone has to stop Ares.

神力女超人該怎麼完結

You know that if you choose to leave you may never return.

媽，我必須去。

Who will I be if I stay?

總得有人阻止阿瑞斯。

I know a girl from an island. She stands apart from the crowd...

要是妳選擇離開，

Huh?

就永遠不能回來。

She loves to see her - oh I'm sorry this is the wrong island.

要是我留下來，怎對得起自己良心？

My mistake!

我認識一個來自島嶼的女孩。

I am Diana!!!

她遠離人群...

What's she playing at?!

蛤?

Shoot that naked woman!

她深愛著海洋

She's taking all the bullets! Let's go!

喔！不好意思搞錯島了。

RAAAAAGH! I'm in this war too!

我的錯！

Oh shiza!

我是黛安娜！！！

AAAAAAGH!!!!!

她在玩哪招？！

This is totally unfair!

射那個裸體的女人！

Is that a sword in your dress?

她檔下了所有的子彈！我們衝！

Or are you just happy to see me?

蛤啊啊啊啊！我也有打這場戰爭！

It's both.

喔天啊！

What?

這樣完全不公平！

Diana, no!

是妳的禮服裡面有一把劍？

HRAAAGH! WHoa! You're so strong!

還是妳太高興見到我了？

(gasps)

兩者皆是。

Well Screw This!

啥？

Woooo Hooooo!

黛安娜，不！

(muffled voice)

蛤啊啊啊！ (妳力氣好大啊！)

what?

降落傘(德文) 降落傘(英文)

(muffled voice)

好吧，管他的！

what are you saying?

但是這才是電影真的該有的結局

(muffled voice)

(黛安娜)

What are you doing?

(我必須這麼做)

I have to go!

什麼？

I said I can't hear you my ears are ringing!

(我們沒有更多時間了)

I said I have to go blow up that plane to save everyone!

你在說什麼？

I can't do it!

(我愛妳)

No really! I want to! It's fine!

妳在做什麼？

Just let me go! Whatever it is I can do it!

我必須走了！

No Diana!

我說了！我聽不到你說話，我耳鳴了！

I can save today...

我說我必須去炸了那台飛機，好拯救所有人！

You can save the wo...

我做得到！

No really I can't do it!

不，說真的！我想去！沒關係！

I have an invisible plane!

(讓我走就對了！) 不管是什麼，我都可以做到！

you have a what!?

不，黛安娜！

Oh of course you have that. Why wouldn't you?

我可以拯救今天...

Wooohohohoooooo!

妳可以拯救世...

That girl is such a Mary Sue.

不，說真的，我可以做到！

yeah she's pretty O.P.

我有一架隱形戰機！

HAAAAA!

妳有什麼？

and that's the end.

喔當然妳有那個。為什麼不呢？

so don't you want to ask questions

那女孩真是開外掛。

and pick apart my story?

對...她真的很O.P.

Nah. I'm just really happy we get to hang out.

這就是結尾了。

me too

所以...妳們不想問個問題

Well this is surprising. Thank you.

或對我的故事吹毛求疵？

no problem

婀。

so you took out the plane...

我只高興我們一起出來玩。

Yeah I took out the plane

我也是

because things were getting way too Captain America

好吧，這倒是挺令人驚訝的。謝謝妳們。

What do you mean you're like Captain America?

沒問題的

You just carry a shield with a star on it, fought in a world war,

所以妳把飛機射下來了...

and had a boyfriend named Steve that was gonna sacrifice himself in a plane

是啊，我把飛機射下來了

oh I see it now.

要不然事情就會太"美國隊長"了吧

I don't care if you are like Captain America. I think you're inspiring.

什麼意思啊？妳像美國隊長？

Unlike some other superheros

妳只是拿著有星星圖案的盾牌，

I know right?!

在世界大戰中戰鬥，

the boys make everything so dark and depressing.

還有一個叫做史提夫的男友

Hey hey Ladies!

還會在飛機上自我犧牲

You want to know my secret identity?

喔...我現在懂了。

Ew gross! No Thank You!

我不在意妳像美國隊長。 我認為妳鼓舞人心

You're like friends with my dad!

不像某些超級英雄

Hey Diana! You ready to get started or what?

我知道！對吧？

It's time to assemble I mean the...

男孩們讓所有事情變得沉重又壓抑。

It's time to UNITE the league!

嘿嘿 小姐們！

What's he doing here?

妳們想知道我的秘密身份嗎？

Oh I forgot.

嗚喔噁心！

I got to go help the boys with this thing.

不了謝謝！

Gotta fight Superman!

你就像我爸的朋友！

And demon wasp people!

嘿黛安娜！

It's really important to them.

妳準備好開始了還是怎樣？

I bet Green Lantern shows up too! It's gonna be sick!

集合時間到了

Sounds cool actually!

我是說...

Can we come?

是時候團結"聯盟"了！

Oh I'm sorry. see the Justice League is really just us

他在這裡幹嘛？

you know?

喔...我忘了。

The Just Us League.

我必須幫男孩們搞定這件事。

hehe. you get it?

得和超人打架！

Fine whatever. Your loss.

還有惡魔黃蜂人！

I said the JUST US LEAGUE!

這對他們而言很重要。

Oh we get it!

我打賭綠燈俠也出現了！

And I'm the... I'm the boss.

一定會很酷！

Do you know why?

事實上聽起來挺酷的！

Because I'm... It's not always about you, Bruce!

我們可以參加嗎？

What is that?

喔，我很抱歉。

Oh that? That's uh.. that's my wiener.

看來"正義聯盟"...

Hmm....

真的...

Wiener. (watch ticking)

只有我們

uh....

妳們知道嗎?