字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 - (boy) People are always asking me if I know Tyler Durden. - (Tyler) Would you like to say a few words to mark the occasion? - (muffled) Let... me... go! (boy) With a bar of soap in your mouth, you can only speak in vowels. Most soap will kill 99.9% of germs. I know this because Tyler knows this. And I realize that all of this has got something to do with an eight-year-old girl named Marla Singer. ♪ (rock music) ♪ (boy) No, wait. Back up. - Okay, hugging time, everyone! (Bobby sobs) - My name is Bobby. I have cooties! - (boy) I was in support group for cooties, which I didn't have. But I was new to town and this school club helped me make friends. And SHE ruined everything. (smacking lips) - This for cooties, right? - Marla! I'm onto you. Girls only give cooties. You don't have cooties. - Neither do you, so I guess we're both liars. (car engine hums) ♪ (dramatic music) ♪ (brakes screech) - (boy) I wanted the tiny life; a single serving of Capri Sun, a single serving of Lunchables. This is your childhood, and it's ending one summer at a time. Hey, new kid. What do you do? - (chuckles) You almost said "too-doo". - We have the exact same lunch box. (boy) And this is how I met... Tyler Durden. (school bell rings) (grunts) - All the kids are so serious. I wish there was a way to get people to lighten up. - Do me a favor, will you? I want you to tickle me. As hard as you can. - What? - I want you to tickle me as hard as you can. Surprise me. (Tyler laughs) I peed a little bit. - Oh gosh! I'm sorry. - No, that was perfect. (both giggle) - (boy) Tickle fights made us laugh. It was like we were kids again because, literally, we were kids. - The first rule of Tickle Fight Club is do not talk about Tickle Fight Club. The second rule is... um... (Tyler) Okay, I forgot what the second rule is, so let's just say the second rule is also don't talk about Tickle Fight Club. (boys giggle) - (boy) Tickle Fight Club started Project Giggle. We wanted to make people laugh, no matter the cost. ♪ (dark music) ♪ - (educational video) Five fingers that point the way to health. (projector clicks) (farting noises) (children laugh loudly) (farting noise) - (teacher) You're suspended! - If you suspend me, I'll tell the school board you gave me a wedgie! - Hall monitors! (squelching sound) - Oh no! A wet willie! - Huh? (groans) (clatter) (strangled gasp) - (boy) Thank God! He was going to give me a purple nurple next! (boy) And then things went too far. (explosions) ♪ (intense music) ♪ - Stink bombs aren't funny. We could get in trouble. Remember Bobby Polsen? He's grounded! - Is this a test, sir? You told us to do this. - I did not! Who do you think I am? - You're... Tyler Durden. ♪ (foreboding music) ♪ (gasps) - Hey, new kid! What do you do? (giggling) The first rule of Tickle Fight Club is... (boy) I think this is about where we came in. You're not real! You're just my imaginary friend. - Hey, you created me. Take some responsibility. - Fine. I will. My mouth is open, Tyler, and it needs to be washed out with soap. ♪ (dark music) ♪ (slow-mo groan) (yelling in slow motion) (loud pop) (loud pop) - Are you okay? You have soap in your mouth. Gross! - Everything's going to be fine. You met me at a very strange time in my life, the fourth grade. ♪ Where is my mom? ♪ ♪ Where is my mom? ♪ ♪ I want dinner ♪ (farting noises and loud explosions) ♪ (single piercing note) ♪ ♪ (rock music) ♪