字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 DETAILS. PEOPLE WILL HAVE TO SEE THE MOVIE. DID YOU, ALL THESE WOMEN ON THIS MOVIE. AND IT IS AN, A HARD "R" RATED MOVIE AS I'VE BEEN TOLD REPEATEDLY. >> I THINK IT IS EDUCATIONAL. >> Jimmy: WAS WILL SMITH ALLOWED TO COME TO THE SET? >> LET ME TELL YOU, WILL CAME TO THE SET. THAT WAS AFTER I TOOK THEM ON A SWAMP TOUR. >> Jimmy: WHAT? >> SO WHAT HAPPENED WAS, JADA HAD INVITED ME TO DINNER WITH HER AND WILL SMITH. THIS IS IT. I'M ABOUT TO MAKE IT. >> Jimmy: THAT IS PRETTY BIG. >> AND I WORE MY BEST DRESS FROM CHINA. FOR DINNER. AND THEY ASKED ME, JADA SAID WHAT ARE YOU DOING TOMORROW? I SAID I GOT ME A GROUPON TO GO TO THE SWAMP TOUR. SHE SAID WHO ARE YOU GOING WITH? ARE YOU GOING BY YOURSELF? >> I SAID YEAH. I DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS IN NEW ORLEANS. SHE SAID MAYBE WE'LL GO WITH YOU. SO THE NEXT DAY I SMOKE A WHOLE BUNCH OF WEED BECAUSE -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] BECAUSE THE DOCTOR TOLD ME TO. THE DOCTOR TOLD ME TO. AND ALSO BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE SUPER COOL TO BE ON THE SWAMP AND BE HIGH AND THE ALLIGATORS WOULD BE TALKING TO ME AND THE BIRDS WOULD BE SINGING AND THE RACCOONS WOULD WAVE. LIKE I'M IN A DISNEY MOVIE. >> WITH JON FAVREAU. >> SO I'M HIGH AS A KITE. I GET A PHONE CALL AND IT'S JADA. I DIDN'T THINK SHE WOULD REALLY CALL ME. SHE SAID ARE YOU STILL GOING? I SAID YEAH. I'M GOING TO LEAVE IN ABOUT AN HOUR. SHE WAS LIKE, WILL AND I ARE GOING WITH YOU. WHAT? I SAID OKAY, SINCE YOU ALL GOT DINNER LAST NIGHT, I'LL GET YOU GROUPONS. DON'T WORRY. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT SEEMS FAIR. >> THAT'S FAIR. SO SHE SAYS, MEET US AT OUR HOTEL. I EAT A LOT OF BREAD AND DO I SOME JUMPING JACKS TO TRY TO SOBER UP. AND THEN I'M JUMPING MY $20 A DAY RENT. AND I DRIVE OVER TO THE HOTEL. I'M STARTING TO HANDLED THE KEYS OVER. I'M THINKING I'M GETTING IN WITH THEM AND FEEL ALL PRESIDENTIAL. FEELING LIKE BLACK MONEY. ALL OF A SUDDEN, WILL COMES RUNNING OUT OF THE HOTEL, JUMPS IN THE BACK SEAT OF MY LITTLE $20 A DAY RENTAL. HE SAID IT'S BEEN YEARS SINCE I'VE BEEN IN A REGULAR CAR. AND THEN JADA GETS THIS, OH, IT DOESN'T HAVE TINTED WINDOWS. I DON'T KNOW IF I FEEL SAFE. REALLY? YOU'RE FROM BALTIMORE! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] [ LAUGHTER ] SO THEN THE NEXT DAY, SO WILL TELLS ME GO, GO, GO. I STARTED DRIVING. I'M LEANING BACK DRIVING, IN MY MIND. BUT JADA THE NEXT DAY SAID I WAS ON THE STEERING WHEEL LIKE THIS. AND I SAID OF COURSE I WAS, ALL I COULD THINK TO MYSELF IS, TIFFANY, YOU NEED TO BE AS CAREFUL AS POSSIBLE. YOU DON'T WANT TO BE THE ONE ON TMZ THAT KILLED THE FRESH PRINCE OF BEL AIR. >> Jimmy: DEFINITELY NOT. >> THAT'S $230 IN THE BACK SEAT. BE CAREFUL. >> Jimmy: WOW! SO WE PULLED UP TO THE SWAMP TOUR. >> Jimmy: I ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT THE SWAMP TOUR. THAT'S RIGHT. THERE'S A SWAMP TOUR. >> YEAH. SO WE PULL UP. A LOT OF WHITE PEOPLE. A LOT. >> Jimmy: THEY'RE THE WORST. >> NO. THEY'RE THE BEST. YOU KNOW I'M WHITE PAPER. >> Jimmy: SO YOU PULL UP AND THERE'S WHITE PEOPLE IN THE SWAMP. >> A LOT OF WHITE PEOPLE IN THE SWAMP. A VACATION SWAMP TOUR. WHY ARE THERE SO MANY? I SAID THEY PROBABLY ALL HAVE GROUPONS. AND SHE SAID TIFFANY, WHAT [ BLEEP ] IS A GROUPON? >> Jimmy: OH, WOW! SHE DIDN'T KNOW. >> AND I SAID WHAT DO YOU THINK A GROUPON IS? I THOUGHT IT MEANT THAT YOU HAD A BUS THAT YOU COULD TAKE A LOT OF PEOPLE ON. I WAS LIKE, JADA, I GOT A $20 A DAY RENTAL. WHY WOULD I HAVE MY OWN BOAT? I HAVE A DISCOUNT TOIKT GET ON THE SWAMP. WE'RE ABOUT TO HAVE $66 WORTH OF FUN, GIRL. >> Jimmy: SO DID SHE -- DID SHE GO? >> SO SHE WAS COMPLAINING. I DON'T WANT TO. THIS IS GOING TO BE CRAZY. I SAID YOU AND ME. I'M FROM SOUTH CENTRAL LOS ANGELES. NOBODY IS GOING TO MESS WITH US. WE'RE GOING TO GET ON THIS SWAMP. WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A GOOD TIME AND WE'RE GOING TO SEE ALLIGATORS TODAY. AND SHE WAS LIKE, OKAY, OKAY. WHY WOULD YOU INVITE ME ON THE SWAMP TOUR? SO WE GO IN THE BOAT SKE THE BOAT IS FULL OF PEOPLE. I WALK ON FIRST. EVERYBODY STARTED CLAPPING IS THAT CHEERING. I'M LIKE, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, YES KFLT I BROUGHT THEM. NO. NOT YOU. WILL, JADA! AND THEY'RE ALL CHEERING AND STUFF. AND THEN WILL SITS DOWN AND THIS REALLY DRUNK GUY SITS DOWN. WHAT PART OF PHILADELPHIA ARE YOU GO FROM? BORN AND RAISED. CAN I GET A PICTURE? AND THE GIRL JUMPED UP, CAN I GET A PICTURE? WILL STANDS UP AND SAYS THIS ISN'T THE WILL SMITH TOUR. THIS IS CAGEUN SWAMP TOUR. LET'S SEE WHAT WE CAN SEE AND LEARN WHAT WE CAN LEARN. AT THE END MAYBE WE'LL TAKE SOME PICTURES AT THE END IF WE'RE IN THE MOOD. IS THAT ALL RIGHT? YEAH, YEAH AND I WAS LIKE THIS IS MESSED UP. THEY JUST SHUT UP FOR HIM BECAUSE HE HAS MONEY? WE'RE HERE ON A GROUPON. >> Jimmy: SO THEN THEY DID -- >> SO WE DID AS THEY TOLD US. WE LEARNED ALL THE STUFF. WILLS LIEANS OVER TO ME. HE SITS LIKE THE BECAUSE THIS IS HOW RICH MEN SIT. HEY, TIFFANY, I'LL GOING TO HAVE TO GET ME ONE OF THESE. ONE OF THESE BOATS? NO, NO, A SWAMP. I WAS LIKE, YOU'RE GOING TO BUY A WHOLE ECOSYSTEM? >> Jimmy: THAT IS AN UNBELIEVABLY GREAT STORY. WHAT A DAY! THEY LIKED IT, I GUESS. >> THEY LOVED IT. THEY SAID IT HAD BEEN SO LONG SINCE THEY'D BEEN WITH REGULAR PEOPLE. THEY WERE HAPPY THAT I BROUGHT THEY WILL ALONG. >> Jimmy: WHAT A GIFT YOU GAVE THEM. >> THEN WE WENT TO A DINNER AT THE RITZ-CARLTON AND I DROVE THEM HOME.
A2 初級 美國腔 蒂芙尼-哈迪什帶著威爾和賈達-平克特-史密斯參加Groupon沼澤之旅 (Tiffany Haddish Took Will & Jada Pinkett Smith on a Groupon Swamp Tour) 61 3 steve 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日 更多分享 分享 收藏 回報 影片單字