should be a figure of controversy?

這值得驚訝嗎？世界上最強大的人

Put some clothes on!

本身充滿爭議？

Tell me. Do you bleed?

"假的擺鐘" 穿點衣服！

No I don't.

告訴我，你會流血嗎？

OW! Oh, I broke my leg! That's a lot of blood.

不，我不會

Are you okay?

噢，我摔斷我的腿了，流了好多血

I am now.

你還好吧？

I think they're really cute together, but I do think Batman is getting the better deal.

我現在好了

We're talking about a relationship that challenges our own sense of political correctness.

蝙蝠俠❤超人：甜蜜曙光

I mean, man and man, sure. But man and alien?

我覺得他們兩個很速配，但是我認為蝙蝠俠不這麼想

Celebrity couples have a horrible track record of becoming corrupted, absolutely.

我們在討論超越我們道德認知的戀情

Kill me.

我的意思是：男人和男人，可以。但是男人和外星人？

Why is there Kryptonite in your armoury?

名人之間的的戀情有可能損壞以往的制度，毫無疑問！

What right do you have to go through my stuff?

殺了我吧...

Don't change the subject! Why do you have this?

為什麼你的裝備裡有氪石？

Oh, so I'm not allowed to have any secrets?

你為什麼要亂碰我的東西？

Every time I ask you about your past, all I get is a cryptic response.

不要轉移話題，你為什麼有這個？

That's because I'm from Krypton!

喔，所以我不能有自己的秘密？

Look, this isn't working. I think we need to spend some time apart.

每次我要問到你的過去，得到的卻是"刻"薄的回答

I may be the man of steel,

那是因為我來自"氪"星！

but you just turned my heart to stone.

聽著，這行不通的。我們需要分開一陣子

I'll call a builder shall I, Sir?

"氪星 人人是超人的地方！"

What are you doing here?

也許我是鋼鐵英雄

I told you nine months ago, that was the last ti--

但你把我的心變成石頭了

Oh no!

呃，我該叫人來修理嗎，少爺？

Bruce, you have a son.

你在這裡幹嘛？

How?!

我九個月之前就告訴你了，那是最後一次...

Kryptonian men can give birth.

噢...不是吧...

I never mentioned that?

布魯斯，你有個兒子

Uh, no.

怎麼會？

I named him Bat-tholomew Clarkson Wayne-Kent.

氪星男人也可以生育

- Dada! - He has your eyes.

我從來沒提過嗎？

Why does it have wings? I'm not a vampire.

呃...沒有啊

Yoohoo! Superman!

我把牠取名為蝙男-克拉克子韋恩-肯特

It's been nine months. Why you not return my calls?

爸爸！ 他有像你一樣的眼睛

OK, so I have a Bat fetish! Like you don't?

他為什麼有翅膀？我又不是吸血鬼

Would you get out of here?

嘿喔~超人

This is my rooftop that I use for posing.

已經過了九個月了，你為什麼不回我電話？

I don't see your name on it.

好啦，我有一種蝙蝠狂熱，像你沒有嗎？

It's Wayne Tower!

續集電影：只當朋友聯盟

Oh.

你可以走開嗎？

Well in that case, I do see your name on it. In really large, ostentatious lettering!

這個屋頂是我用來擺帥氣姿勢的地方

Yeah, well. When my parents died, they left me a billion dollar empire,

我可沒看到你在上面寫名字！

not a claustrophobic little plastic space egg.

這是韋恩大樓！

Hey, that "space egg" gets two million lightyears to the gallon!

噢

So does my lawnmower.

好吧，我是有看到你那又大又亮的名字 在大樓上的奢侈浮雕字！

Okay then, it's on! Batmower vs Super Space Egg.

嗯，沒錯！我父母死掉的時候，留給了我數十億的金錢帝國

Dawn of... weird contests!

而不是幽閉恐懼小小塑膠太空蛋

Starring every character in the DC Universe.

嘿，那「太空蛋」可以飛行200萬光年耶！

Kill me.

我的割草機也做得到