Worst of the worst.

惡中之惡

Why don't we assemble a task force of highly trained professionals with no criminal background?

為甚麼不集結一些受過高度訓練，而且沒有犯罪背景的人就好？

My god. That's absolutely brilliant.

喔天啊，這主意真不錯呢

They should have given you my job.

他們應該讓你做我的工作才對

Oh well. Too late now.

喔，這個嘛.....現在才說太晚了

Welcome to Gotham, Hancock.

歡迎來到高譚市！全民超人

Deadshot. Guy who shoots people.

死亡射手，射擊專家

Don't see many of those.

這可還真罕見啊

He's a crocodile and he eats people.

他是鱷魚人，專門吃人

Oh, is he the one from that commercial?

喔！他是廣告裡的那位嗎？

Do you suffer from a reptile dysfunction?

你是否受爬蟲功能障礙之苦呢？

I know I do.

我知道我是這樣的

That's why I take Iguanapam,

所以我吃鬣蜥匹靈

a rich source of anticroxidants,

內涵豐富的抗氧化劑

to maintain that healthy mammalian glow.

能讓哺乳類保持成長

There are side effects to every drug.

每種藥都有副作用

This guy burns people.

這位會燒人

Hey man. Why the swamp face?

嘿！老兄 幹嘛擺著一張臭臉呢？

Buuurn! I got you good, friendo.

燒喔！我狠狠電了你一翻，朋友

You're possessed by a witch.

而這位是被女巫給附身了

Let's do something fun.

讓我們來找點樂子吧

I think witches were sexier in my day!

我覺得我那個年代的女巫比較正！

- [CACKLE] - Mom!

老媽？

You're embarrassing me in front of my new freaky friends!

你害我在新的怪胎朋友面前丟臉了啦

Go and get yourself a glass of water or something.

去給自己找杯水之類的

You don't know me at all!

你根本不了解我！

This guy's representing Australia.

這傢伙代表了澳洲

He shouts a lot,

愛鬼吼鬼叫

punches random people for no reason

無緣無故亂揍人

and drinks beer on the job.

工作中喝酒

Hell, I'd be offended.

天殺的，我被冒犯了

And she's just crazy.

而她...只是純粹的瘋子

What's that?

你說啥來著？

I should kill everyone and escape?

我應該把這裡的人殺光然後逃走？

Sorry. I have a voice in my head.

不好意思，我腦子裡有個聲音

And you should also kill Batman, Superman, Aquaman, Wonder Woman, Green Lantern, Cyborg and The Flash.

你還應該殺掉蝙蝠俠、超人、水行俠、神力女超人、綠燈俠、鋼骨和閃電俠

That would really help our cinematic universe.

這真的對我的電影宇宙很有幫助

I mean, that would really help you.

我是說，這對你很有幫助

Hearing voices. That's when you know your insane.

幻聽...這就是發瘋的徵兆

If you build it he will come.

如果你蓋好了，他就會來...

I'm not building a BASEBALL FIELD!

我才不要蓋棒球場咧！

I'm just... practising for this play I'm doing.

我只是...在練習話劇

Let's go save the world.

讓我們出發拯救世界吧...

You don't seem excited.

你聽起來很沒勁

Well this is like the fifth or sixth time I've saved the damn world!

這個嘛....這大概是我第五次還是第六次拯救這天殺的世界了

And I was not supposed to tell you that.

而且我根本不應該告訴你這點的

Wha--? What the?

啥？怎麼了？

I can't wait to show you my toys.

我等不急要讓你看看我的玩具了

Buzz Lightyear to the rescue!

巴斯光年 拯救宇宙

These toys suck. You got any Lego?

你的玩具爛透了，你有樂高嗎？

[WAILS]

.

[JOKER LAUGHS]

.

Joker! What the hell!

小丑！你搞什麼鬼？

I've been trying to find a knife in the kitchen for like twenty minutes, you crazy hoarder!

我在廚房裡找菜刀找了二十分鐘耶！你這神經病

The hell's wrong with you people?

你們到底有什麼毛病啊？

- If you build it... - SHUT UP!!

-如果你蓋好... -閉嘴！

We're bad guys. It's what we do!

我們是壞蛋啊，這是我們的天性

You know what else bad guys do?

妳知道壞蛋還會做什麼嗎？

- Uh-oh. - Get brought to justice.

被繩之以法！

As in "League of Justice"!

以"正義之盟"之名！

- It's Justice League. - I'm sorry?

-是正義聯盟 -不好意思？

It's Justice League! You said "League of Justice" - it's Justice League!

是正義聯盟！ 你剛剛說"正義之盟"

Oh... shoot.

喔...該死

I'm so sorry Bruce. It must have been a slip of the tongue...

對不起，布魯斯...一定是不小心舌頭打結

I have no idea why I just called you Wayne.

我不知道為什麼我要叫偉恩

I mean Bruce! BRUCE WAYNE! I...

我是說布魯斯！ 布魯斯偉恩！...

Oh boy, am I in trouble.

喔天啊，我慘了我

[HARLEY QUINN] What's that?

你說啥？

You want me to kill all seven members of the League of Justice?

你要我殺光正義之盟的7名成員？

[BATMAN] It's Justice League!

是正義聯盟！

And who the hell are you talking to?

還有妳倒底在跟誰說話？

[HARLEY QUINN] Let's see who wins in Batman v Bat!

讓我們看看 蝙蝠俠對上球棒 誰會贏

[BAT HIT, BODY DROP]

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Bat wins! Now for Bat v Superman.

球棒贏了！ 現在換 球棒隊上超人

[SUPERMAN] Please don't waste your ti-- [BAT HIT, BODY DROP]

拜託不要浪費時...

[HARLEY QUINN] How fortunate this baseball bat is made from sixty percent recycled Kryptonite.

幸好這個球棒含有60%的氪星石成分

Hey Wonder Woman!

嘿！神力女超人

[WONDER WOMAN] We Amazons have a word for women like you:

我們亞馬遜人有一個詞能夠形容像妳這樣的女人

"Bitches". [BAT HIT, BODY DROP]

婊子

[HARLEY QUINN] So Aquaman, you live under the sea and talk to fish?

所以說水行俠...你住在海底還會跟魚說話？

Pretty lame.

有點弱耶

[AQUAMAN] But darling, it's better down where its wetter. [BAT HIT, SPLASH]

但是親愛的...海底濕濕的超棒啊(Under the sea歌詞)！

[HARLEY QUINN] Think fast, Flash! [BAT HIT, BODY DROP]

快動腦...閃電俠

Lights out, Green Lantern! [BAT HIT, BODY DROP]

該熄燈囉，綠燈俠

Your warranty's expired, Cyborg.

你的保固期要過囉！鋼骨

[METAL CLANG] OW!

噢！

[SCHWARZENEGGER] I am a Terminator, you fool!

我是魔鬼終結者啦！妳這白癡