You've seen the classic horror movies,

你看過經典的恐怖電影系列

you've avoided the terrible NES game because everyone

你避開了那糟透的任天堂遊戲

on the Internet told you to,

因為網路上的人都叫你別玩

you've brutally x-ray murdered people in DLC mode,

你也在真人快打DLC中用X光視角痛宰敵人

you've developed an instinctual fear

你對於曲棍球面具產生了直覺性的恐懼

of HOCKEY MASKS,

現在以最正統的方式來體驗

now discover the Jason Voorhees story

傑森沃爾希不為人知的故事

the way it was meant to be experienced:

那就是一款群眾募資多人線上遊戲

a kick-started multiplayer game about

還要你從頭到尾翻箱倒櫃

rummaging through drawers

來找出你的鑰匙

looking for your keys.

十三號星期五

Skip past the 20 minutes of plot that horror movies

跳過恐怖電影前面無論如何都必備的20分鐘劇情

feel like they have to put at the beginning.

直接進入十三號星期五青少年屠殺橋段

And dive straight in to Friday's teen-slaughtering action.

讓你扮演殺人魔傑森

As you take on the role of Jason.

或是其中一位被他追殺的衰鬼營隊成員

Or one of the hapless councilors that are his prey.

他他們瘋狂地在營地間穿梭，試圖躲藏或逃跑

While they scurry frantically across the campgrounds, trying to hide or escape.

直到他們被這位電影史上最不爽的露營客

Until they're savagely murdered one by one in comically over-the-top ways by the least happy camper in film history.

以各種漫畫般的誇張手法一一殺掉

But don't worry, by ancient horror movie logic, they probably did something to deserve it.

但別擔心，依照恐怖點影法則

Like smoking marijuana cigarettes, or doing the sex.

這些青少年一定做過什麼很該死的事

Dawn the iconic mask of Jason Voorhees.

像是乎麻或打炮

And experience his awesome

戴上傑森沃爾希的經典面具

And mostly inexplicable magic powers.

並體驗他超級強大

As you teleport around around the camp at will like Nightcrawler.

但大部分都沒有解釋的神奇力量

Zoom up to unexpecting campers at lightning speed.

讓你像藍魔鬼(X戰警角色)一樣在營地間自由順移

Then, just murder the ever-living sh*t out of them.

以光速直接出奇不意地飛到露營客身邊

Good lord.

然後，就直接用力殺爆他們

And generally bask in the feeling of everyone else in the game being terrified of you.

老天啊

(Some dude shouting)

並沐浴在遊戲裡其他玩家對你的恐懼之中

Then realize that you only get to play as Jason about 12% of the time.

接著意識到自己只有12%左右的機會可以玩到傑森

And you'll spend the other 78% as some douche named Biff or something.

剩下的78%都得扮演名字叫做畢夫的渾蛋之類的

Scurrying around abandoned buildings looking for Knick-Knacks.

在各種廢棄房屋中尋找道具

Setting up traps,

放置陷阱

and hiding under beds.

躲在床鋪下

Until whoever is lucky enough to get the fun character who shows up to beat your ass while you feebly try to escape.

直到那位玩到有趣角色的玩家

At least there's proximity voice chats so you can call on a racial slur before you get sent into spectator mode.

在你逃跑的路上出現殺爆你

Hurray for online!

至少這款遊戲有鄰近語音系統

Plan your desperate escape from Camp Snuff

所以你可以在進入觀戰模式之前罵出各種歧視用語

as you stagger around at the speed of a snail

網路遊戲讚啦！

because of the painful stamina system.

計畫逃出史納夫營地的方法

And scramble to find gas and battery

並用龜速四處蹣跚奔跑

for vehicle that have neither of those things for some reason.

因為這令人痛苦的體力值系統

Then get abandoned or run over by your teammate as they leave without you.

然後四處搜刮尋找汽油和電池

Call the police and get your head punch off

來裝在不知為何需要這些東西的汽車上

while you wait for them to come.

接著看著你的隊友丟下你逃跑或是直接輾過你

Although to be honest, Jason would probably just murder the cop, too.

打電話報警，然後再等待他們來的時候

Or play as lame as possible,

腦袋就被打飛了

and just find corners to hide in until the time run out.

還有老實說好了，傑森大概連警察也照殺不誤吧

In a gameplay experience that basically bulls down to dress-up hide and seek for adults.

或是耍廢到一個極致

Discover the choice of playing a Kickstarter online game.

找個角落躲起來直到時間倒數結束

As you deal with unstable server,

在這個遊玩體驗，基本上就是成人版的躲貓貓

a butts ton of bugs and glitches,

發現遊玩這款群眾募資線上遊戲的樂趣

and a rabid fanbase that will murder you in real life. He talk too much sh*t.

你將面對不穩定的伺服器

Because they already paid $300 for this things before it even existed.

超多的Bugs和錯誤

Then struggle through all of that

以及狂熱的系列粉絲

to get the gleaming nugget of fanserver in the center.

你如果說太多幹話他們八成會真的想殺你

As Friday the 13th delivers a steady drip of references

因為他們在遊戲開始製作之前就已經付了300美元

moments, tropes, and skins.

然後撐過這些所有困難

That will keep you to drench in the ****** till you figure out.

進入這款遊戲服務粉絲如同黃金般的核心內容

But this game is pretty much just dead by daylight with one killer.

十三號星期五帶來了大量的系列梗

So fight your way onto those bugs and servers

橋段、要素以及造型

and get to the killing while the killing is good.

會讓你沉靜在懷舊情感中去想出來

Because quirky online game have about as much chance to stay alive nowadays.

但這款遊戲基本上就是只有一個殺人麼的"黎明死線"

As a plump juicy counselor room in a full of Jasons.

所以在Bug和Lag中殺出一條路

I mean Camp Ground are great and everything but I want something a little more exciting.

體驗令人爽快的殺人橋段

Calling when there's a Jason X maps so I can murder space team.

因為半成品線上遊戲在這個世代能夠持續存活的機率

Is there a series that you have desperately been requesting and never got to see?

就更露營客成功逃出滿是傑森的房子一樣低

Do you think your series is superior?

主演

Well, here your chance to prove it in our first ever...

最有可能死在我的另類羅曼史秀中

In a month of June, fans will get to vote from 24 of the most requested honest trailer games.

最佳傑克布萊克模仿者

And each week, we'll pick 6 games against each other, pick a winner, and make a honest trailer about it.

絕對第一個死先生

Then in July, we'll put the final 4 a month long poll and truly see which series comes up on top.

最有可能獲得保釋

To catch your vote, look up the #HGTVote on Twitter and Facebook.

未來的遊戲王世界冠軍

Good luck and lets hope your game can survive the gauntlet.

最有可能活到最後，但在超爛的續集中回歸