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  • You know what i like about you besides

    你們知道除了因為你們愛我以外 我為什麼愛你們嗎?

  • the fact thatyou like me? I like that when I

    [笑聲] 我喜歡當我走出來時

  • walk out here you're all in the seats


  • that you're supposed to be in. Sometimes


  • when you clap you move over a few seats


  • but then you end up back in the seat you're


  • supposed to be in, and it's easy for you


  • but it's not an easy for some people on

    在我週末回顧艾倫秀的時候 我注意到了一件事

  • my staff. I was watching the show this


  • weekend, and I noticed something.


  • Well, I noticed that the day that it

    不過 這就是我看到的

  • happened but I didn't think they would

    >>現在她來了 >>艾倫·狄珍妮!

  • actually be on television but this is


  • what I watched. >>Here she is now. Ellen Degeneres!

    好的 我不知道你們有沒有注意到那個陰影部分

  • Alright, I don't know if you saw the


  • shadowy part. Let's watch it again and

    >>現在她來了 >>艾倫·狄珍妮!

  • just watch that little shadowy party. >>Here she is now. Ellen Degeneres!


  • So that's Andy Lassner that he has been

    所以那是Andy Lassner

  • repeatedly repeatedly told not to get

    他已經被重複 重複的告知不要靠近我

  • that close to me


  • Andy Lassner is one of my executive producers

    Andy Lassner是我的執行製作人的其中一位

  • the same Andy Lassner who accidentally turned

    也是那個意外把攝影棚所有電源關閉 而使節目延滯兩個小時的Andy

  • off all of the electricity in the studio


  • shutting down the entire show for about


  • two hours, right? It was like, two hours or


  • something like that. >>It was a long time.


  • Alicia Keys was waiting to perform but


  • there was no power. He had accidently


  • leaned against the switch


  • Same Andy Lassner who can't say balls

    也是那個沒有辦法在說球這個字的時候 不笑出來的Andy(註一)

  • without giggling. Same Andy Lassner who


  • went to a haunted house and used his


  • assistant as a human shield


  • so you think with the word executive


  • in your title, you'd know when the show


  • starting right? You're wearing a headset


  • they're counting down Maybe because you're


  • new. How long have you been here Andy?


  • >>14 years, Ellen. 14 years.

    Andy 你在這裡工作多久了?

  • All right. So i wanna


  • make sure you're not wandering around

    >>14年 艾倫

  • anymore, so I picked a, I went to PetSmart

    14年 [笑聲]

  • I picked something up


  • Zenor, let's put that around him.


  • There you go. Make sure you have water.


  • You know what? I love you so much, Andy.

    Zenor 把東西放到他四周吧

  • I really, I love you so much. Just, just


  • being you makes me happy


  • It looks like one of those things, when you play badminton those things,

    請便 確認一下你有沒有水

  • what are they called, like a shuttlecock?


  • Andy, what's it called?

    你知道嗎? Andy 我真的很愛你

  • >>[LAUGH] >>Shuttlecock [LAUGH]

    真的 我很愛你

  • >>Sir, have you ever had a flu shot before?


  • I have never met a flu shot.


  • >>Okay, well I have to give you this. >>Is this real?


  • Yep.


  • >>Okay. >>It's not a real needle.

    Andy 那叫什麼?

  • >>Oh!

    [笑聲] >>羽..羽毛球 [笑聲]

  • >>Hold still.

    >>先生, 您打過流感疫苗嗎?

  • >>Or is this almost done?


  • >>Aah!

    >>好的,那我必須將這個給您 >>這是真的嗎?

  • >>Wow, go, go, go, keep moving, keep moving, they can't get you if you move.

    是的 >>是

  • >>Oh my gos, my god, my god, Aah!

    >>好的 >>那不是真的針吧

  • >>What about a little hot wax?


  • Yes, hot wax- >>On Andy. Let's do some hot wax.

    [笑聲] >>不要動

  • >>It's not gonna hurt.


  • >>No, it's not hot.


  • >>Pick your person up. >>Oh no.

    >>走走走 繼續走 繼續走!

  • >>Tuck your chin in, okay?


  • >>Okay.

    >>天啊天啊天啊 啊!

  • >>[Bleep] Stop.


  • Well, I do love you. I really do.


  • >>I love you, too.


You know what i like about you besides

你們知道除了因為你們愛我以外 我為什麼愛你們嗎?


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