Come in.

請進

Hi, Doc.

嗨，醫生

Welcome, Mr. Novak.

歡迎你，諾瓦克先生

Hi.

嗨

I’ve got some great news for you.

我有一些好消息要告訴你

The chemotherapy has worked and the tumor has disappeared.

化療很成功，腫瘤都消失了

Oh, great.

喔～太棒了

So you should be back to your old self soon.

所以你應該很快就能恢復到以前的狀態了

Good. Good.

很好，很好

The only thing, is we did miss one test the last time you were here..

但有個問題，你上次來的時候少做了一項檢查

Oh... another one?

喔...另外一項檢查？

But don’t worry. This one is a quickie.

但你不用擔心，這項檢查非常快

I just need you to go to the gentlemen’s room and deposit your semen into this container.

你只要去廁所，把你的精液裝到這個容器裡

Oh... OK, Doc.

喔...好的，醫生

Oh... Mr. Novak.

喔....諾瓦克先生

Yes?

什麼事？

If you...

如果你....

need some...

需要一些....

reading material

閱讀的東西

there’s some magazines under the sink for you.

在洗手槽下面有些雜誌

OK, Doc.

好的，醫生

Good luck.

祝你好運

This is hard.

這好困難

OK, Doc. Almost...

好的，醫生。就快要成功了...

Is everything OK in there, Mr. Novak?

諾瓦克先生，你在裡面還好嗎？

Mr. Novak?

諾瓦克先生？

Oh... Doc.

喔...醫生

Doc, I tried everything...

我什麼方法都試過了

but I just couldn’t do it.

但我就是辦不到

Yeah. I tried my left hand

我試了我的左手

and I tried my right hand.

然後又試了我的右手

I even tried both hands but I got nothing.

我甚至兩隻手一起用，但還是失敗了

There is no need to be embarrassed, Mr. Novak.

諾瓦克先生，沒有什麼好感到羞愧的

For a man who’s gone through what you’ve been through

以你之前歷經了那些事情來說

it’s quite common to be impotent.

陽痿是很常發生的事

Impotent!

陽痿！

What are you talking about?! Impotent?!

你在說什麼啊?! 陽痿?!

I couldn’t get the top off.

我是打不開這個蓋子