♪ ♪ ♪ ( APPLAUSE )

（掌聲）

>> WOW.

>> WOW。

THIS IS VERY BIG.

這是非常大的。

>> Stephen: THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE.

>> Stephen:謝謝你在這裡。

>> THANK YOU SO MUCH.

>> 非常感謝你。

>> Stephen: I HAVE TO SAY I LOVE THE OUTFIT.

>> Stephen: 我不得不說我喜歡這套衣服。

YOU LOOK FANTASTIC.

你看起來棒極了。

>> I KNOW, IT'S FANTASTIC.

>> 我知道，這是夢幻般的。

>> Stephen: WELL, YOU'RE 12 YEARS OLD.

>> Stephen:你已經12歲了。

YOU'RE THE YOUNGEST GUEST I'VE EVER INTERVIEWED.

你是我採訪過的最年輕的客人。

THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE.

謝謝你在這裡。

>> IT'S AN HONOR.

>> 這是一種榮譽。

>> Stephen: IT'S AN HONOR TO HAVE YOU.

>> Stephen:有你在是我的榮幸。

>> I'M SO EXCITED.

>> 我太興奮了。

THANK YOU.

謝謝你。

>> Stephen: PEOPLE LIKE-- THIS SHOW IS SO POPULAR AND EVERYBODY

>> Stephen:人們喜歡 - 這個節目是如此受歡迎，每個人都。

LOVES YOUR PERFORMANCE AND PEOPLE MIGHT SAY, "YOU'RE AN

喜歡你的表演，人們可能會說："你是一個。

OVERNIGHT SUCCESS," BUT YOU'VE BEEN ACTING SINCE WHEN?

"一夜成功"，但你什麼時候開始演戲了？

HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU STARTED?

你什麼時候開始的？

>> IT'S BEEN A FOUR-YEAR OVERNIGHT SUCCESS.

>> 這已經是四年來的通宵成功了。

I HAVEN'T BEEN DOING THIS-- FOR, LIKE, YOU KNOW, MY WHOLE LIFE.

我一直沒有這樣做 -- 因為，喜歡，你知道，我的整個生活。

I STARTED WHEN I WAS EIGHT.

我八歲的時候就開始了。

>> Stephen: JUST ABOUT 50% OF IT.

>> 只有50%左右。

THAT'S ALL.

這就是全部。

( LAUGHTER ) JUST ABOUT, LIKE -- IT'S VERY

（笑）只是關於，就像 - 這是非常。

OVERWHELMING IN THE BEST POSSIBLE WAY.

在最好的可能的方式，overwhelming。

IT'S ALL VERY NEW.

這一切都很新。

AND IT'S FANTASTIC.

它是夢幻般的。

I'M SO HAPPY TO BE HERE WITH YOU GUYS.

我很高興能和你們在一起。

>> Stephen: WELL, THE SHOW TAKES PLACE IN THE EARLY 80s.

>> 史蒂芬：好吧，這個節目發生在80年代初。

>> YES.

>> 是。

>> Stephen: DID YOU HAVE TO DO RESEARCH ON THE EARLY 80s?

>> 史蒂芬：你是否需要對80年代初期做研究？

DID YOU ASK YOUR MOM AND DAD, LIKE, "WHO WAS-- WHO WAS MILLIE

你有沒有問過你的父母，比如 "誰是... 誰是MILLIE"？

VANILLI?

VANILLI？

WHO WERE THESE--" >> IT WASN'T WHO.

誰是這些 --">> 它不是誰。

IT WAS LIKE, WHAT, IS THAT?" >> Stephen: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

它就像，什麼，是什麼？">> Stephen:你是什麼意思？

>> I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT A RECORD PLAYER WAS.

>> 我不知道什麼是唱片商。

>> Stephen: DO YOU LIKE RECORD PLAYERS?

>> Stephen:你喜歡唱片演奏家嗎？

>> NOW I DO.

>> 現在我做。

I GOT ONE FOR CHRISTMAS.

我得到了一個聖誕禮物。

BUT I WAS LIKE, "I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS.

但我想，"我不知道那是什麼。

IT'S A SQUARE.

這是一個正方形。

IT'S GOT A CIRC EEL NO.

It's GOT A CIRC EEL NO.

AND THEN, THE CREW WAS LIKE, "JUST PLAY IT."

然後，工作人員就說，"就這麼玩吧"

AND I PLAYED IT.

我也玩過

AND I WAS LIKE WHY HAS IT GOT THAT SICK-- WHAT.

我想，為什麼它得到了生病 - 什麼。

>> Stephen: AND YOU CAN PUT THE NEEDLE DOWN ANYWHERE IN THE

>> 史蒂芬: 你可以把針頭放在任何地方，在任何地方。

SONG YOU WANT, ISN'T THAT COOL?

你想唱的歌，是不是很酷？

>> AND THEN YOU CAN FLIP IT OVER!

>> 然後你就可以把它翻過來！

>> Stephen: IT'S PRETTY GREAT.

>> Stephen:很不錯的。

>> I'M FED UP WITH TREES NOW, I WANT TO GO TO STUFF LIKE THIS.

>> 我受夠了樹，我想去這樣的地方。

>> Stephen: AND THE ART IS REALLY BIG ON THE ALBUM COVER.

>> Stephen: 而藝術在專輯封面上也是很大的。

>> I LOVE ADELE, I LOVE EDSHEERAN AND AMY WINEHOUSE,

>> 我愛ADELE，我愛EDSHEERAN和AMY WINEHOUSE。

BEYONCE.

BEYONCE.

SO I GOT THE VINYL SOUNDS LIKE, THIS IS MY LIFE NOW.

所以我得到了乙烯基的聲音一樣，這是我的生活了。

( LAUGHTER ) I MEAN --

（笑）我的意思是 -

>> EVEN BETTER, EVEN BETTER.

>> 更好的，更好的。

>> I KNOW.

>> 我知道。

>> Stephen: IF IT, YOU HANG OUT WITH FOUR BOYS, OKAY, WHO

>> Stephen:如果你和四個男孩一起玩，好嗎？

ALL PLAY DUDGEONS AND DRAGONS YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT DUNGEONS AND

所有的人都在玩恐龍和龍，你不知道什麼是恐龍和龍。

DRAGONS IS?

DRAGONS是？

>> NO.

>> NO.

>> Stephen: I WAS AN ORIGINAL DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS.

>> 斯蒂芬：我是一個原始的龍與龍。

I WAS ONE OF THOSE FOUR BOYS.

我是那四個男孩中的一個。

>> WHICH ONE, THOUGH?

>> 哪一個呢？

THAT'S THE THING.

這就是問題所在。

>> Stephen: THE LEAST POPULAR ONE.

>> 史蒂芬：最不受歡迎的一個。

YOU DON'T KNOW DUDGEONS AND DRAGONS?

你不知道鴨子和龍？

>> NO.

>> NO.

>> Stephen: THERE IS A CREATURE IN YU SHOW, THAT'S A

>> 史蒂芬：在你的節目中，有一個創造，那是一個。

REFERENCE TO A CREATURE IN DUDGEONS AND DRAGONS AND I KNEW

參考《龍與地下城》中的一個創舉，而我知道

THE REFERENCE IMMEDIATELY.

參考資料立即。

>> I COULDN'T SAY IT THE AT FIRST.

>> 一開始我說不出來。

THEY WERE LIKE IT'S DEMO-- WHEN I STARTED READING THE SCRIPT AND

當我開始讀劇本的時候，他們就像在做示範一樣。

REALIZED I HAD NO LINES IT WAS FUN BECAUSE I GOT TO READ OTHER

我發現我沒有臺詞，這很有趣，因為我可以讀其他的。

PEOPLE'S LINES.

人民的線。

AND I WOULD BE LIKE, "NO, THAT'S YOUR LINE."

我就會說："不，那是你的臺詞。"

AND THEY WOULD BE LIKE, "YOU HAVE NO LINES TO LEARN SO IT'S

他們會說："你沒有臺詞可學，所以......

EASY FOR TO YOU SAY THAT.

對你說，容易。

>> Stephen: THAT'S RIGHT, YOU JUST SIT THERE.

>> 沒錯，你就坐在那裡。

>> I'M LIKE NO, PAP ANNAUD.

>> 我不喜歡，爸爸安諾德。

>> Stephen: IT'S A SPOOKY SHOW.

>> Stephen:這是個詭異的節目。

DO YOU GET SCARED YOURSELF?

你會不會嚇到自己？

LIKE, DOES THE SHOW SCARE YOU.

就像，難道這個節目嚇唬你。

>> OH, YES.

>> 哦，是的。

>> Stephen: NO?

>> Stephen:沒有？

>> OH, IT DOES.

>> 哦，是的。

I'M FRIGHTENED ABOUT EVERYTHING.

我對所有的事情都感到害怕。

>> Stephen: EVERYTHING ON THE SHOW OR JUST THINGS IN GENERAL.

>> 史蒂芬：節目中的所有內容，或者只是一般的事情。

>> THINGS IN GENERAL.

>> 一般的事情。

>> Stephen: WHAT SCARES YOU?

>> Stephen:你害怕什麼？

>> SHOCKS.

>> 震驚。

THE DARK.

黑暗中的。

>> Stephen: SHARKS AND THE DARK.

>> 史蒂芬：鯊魚與黑暗。

SHARKS AND THE DARK WOULD BE TERRIBLE.

鯊魚和黑暗將是可怕的。

>> BUNGALOW S.

>> BUNGALOW S.

>> Stephen: ARE ARE YOU SCARED OF BUNGALOWS?

>> Stephen:你害怕平房嗎？

>> BUNGALOWS REALLY FREAK ME OUT.

>> 平房真的嚇壞我了。

>> Stephen: IS THAT AN ENGLISH WORD FOR SOMETHING DIFFERENT?

>> 斯蒂芬：這是一個英文單詞的不同之處嗎？

>> IT'S A HOUSE WITH NO STAIRS.

>> 這是個沒有樓梯的房子。

( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: I DON'T EYE DON'T

（笑） >> 斯蒂芬：我不眼不。

UNDERSTAND-- I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

明白--我不明白。

WHAT IS IT, BECAUSE THE BAD CREATURES CAN'T GET UP THE

是什麼呢，因為壞的創造物不能站起來。

STAIRS.

STAIRS。

>> NO!

>> 不！

YOU HAVE NO PLACE TO ESCAPE.

你無處可逃。

YOU'RE ON ONE LEVEL.

你在一個層面上。

( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: BUT YOU CAN GO OUT

（笑） >> 斯蒂芬：但你可以出去

WINDOW BECAUSE THE HOUSE WITH THE STAIRS, YOU GO UP TO THE

窗戶，因為有樓梯的房子，你可以上樓去。

SECOND FLOOR, THE CREATURE'S GOT YOU TRAPPED ON THE SECOND FLOOR.

二樓，創造者讓你在二樓迷失了方向。

>> NO!

>> 不！

JUST NO!

只是沒有！

I JUST FEEL SAFE WITH STAIRS.

我只是覺得安全與樓梯。

I DON'T RUN UP STAIRS FAST.

我不跑樓梯快。

AS YOU CAN SEE, I FEEL LIKE I COULD TRIP.

正如你所看到的，我覺得我可以旅行。

BUT DON'T-- I LIKE STAIRS BEING AROUND ME.

但不要... 我喜歡樓梯圍繞著我。

YOU KNOW, LIKE IF I HAD A TANTRUM, I COULD JUST STOMP THE

你知道嗎，就像如果我發脾氣，我可以直接跺腳。

STAIRS, AND MY MOM AND DAD WOULD BE, "OH, SHE'S ANNOYED."

樓梯，和我的媽媽和爸爸會， "哦，她很生氣。"

YOU KNOW.

你知道的。

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

你知道我的意思嗎？

SO, LIKE, STAIRS JUST COME IN HANDY.

所以，就像，樓梯只是進來方便。

( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE ).

（笑） （掌聲）.

>> Stephen: I GOTTA GET SOME STAIRS.

>> Stephen:我得去找些臺階。

WE'VE GOT TO GET SOME MORE STAIRS AROUND HERE.

我們得在這裡多弄些樓梯。

NOW, I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU HAVE-- YOU'VE GOT A SQUAD,

現在，我知道你有... ... 你有一隊人馬。

RIGHT?

對吧？

>> A SQUAD, YES.

>> 一個小隊，是的。

>> Stephen: YOU HAVE A SQUAD.

>> Stephen:你有一個小隊。

>> I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, AND THEN I'M FRIENDS WITH

>> 我不知道那是什麼意思，然後我是朋友的

MATTY ZIEGLER.

MATTY ZIEGLER.

>> Stephen: WOW, WOW.

>> Stephen:哇哦，哇哦。

>> I KNOW.

>> 我知道。

THAT WAS A BIG CHANGE IN MY LIFE.

那是我生命中的一個重大變化。

AND THEN-- CLEARLY IT STATES IT'S MY CARD.

然後... ... 很明顯，它說明這是我的卡。

>> Stephen: I UNDERSTAND THERE'S A TEST YOU CAN GIVE TO

>> 斯蒂芬：我知道你可以給我一個測試。

BE IN YOUR SQUAD.

BE IN YOUR SQUAD.

AND I WAS WONDERING WHETHER I COULD TAKE THE TEST TO SEE

我在想，我是否可以參加測試，以瞭解

WHETHER I COULD MAKE THE CUT TO BE IN THE SQUAD.

我是否能被選入軍團。

>> BUT CAN YOU?

>> 但你能嗎？

>> Stephen: I DON'T KNOW.

>> 史蒂芬：我不知道。

>> CAN YOU DO IT?

>> 你能做到嗎？

>> Stephen: I DON'T KNOW.

>> 史蒂芬：我不知道。

IS THERE A NAME FOR YOUR SQUAD?

有沒有給你的小隊取個名字？

IS THERE A SPECIAL NAME?

有什麼特別的名字嗎？

>> NO, ME AND MADDIE ARE TAKING CASTING NOW.

>> 不，我和MADDIE現在正在選角。

>> Stephen: I'D LIKE TO APPLY.

>> Stephen:我想申請。

STEPHEN COLBERT, NEW YORK CITY, AND I'D LIKE TO APPLY TO BE IN

紐約市的STEPHEN COLBERT，我想申請加入。

THE SQUAD, PLEASE.

隊員們，請。

>> I WAS GOING TO SAY AGE, BUT IT'S OKAY.

>> 我本想說年齡，但沒關係。

DON'T WORRY.

不要擔心。

( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )

（笑聲） （掌聲）

SORRY.

對不起。

I WAS GOING TO-- I'M SORRY.

我本來想... 對不起。

DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS?

你知道它是什麼嗎？

DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS?

你知道它是什麼嗎？

>> Stephen: I DO KNOW WHAT MY AGE IS?

>> 史蒂芬：我知道我的年齡是多少？

YES, I DO.

是的，我做的。

>> WHEN I DO MY CASTINGS, I'M LIKE, "HI, GUYS, I'M 12 YEARS

>> 當我做我的CASTINGS，我想，"嗨，夥計們，我是12歲的。

OLD."

老。"

AND I'M LIKE I SHOULDN'T SAY THAT.

我想我不應該說的。

ANYWAY, LET'S GO WITH THE TEST, SHALL WE?

無論如何，讓我們去與測試，好嗎？

WHAT DOES BABE MEAN?

BABE是什麼意思？

>> Stephen: YOUR SWEETIE, LIKE YOUR SPECIAL ONE.

>> 你的寶貝，就像你的特殊的一個。

>> BUT WHAT DOES IT STAND FOR.

>> 但它代表的是什麼。

>> Stephen: BABY.

>> Stephen:BABY：

>> BABY!

>> 寶貝！

>> Stephen: IS IT BABY?

>> Stephen:是寶寶嗎？

IS IT TRUE?

是真的嗎？

>> IT'S NOT BABY.

>> 這不是孩子。

NO.

編號：

>> Stephen: WHAT'S A BABE?

>> Stephen:什麼是嬰兒？

>> IT'S LIKE YOU'RE MY BEFORE ANYONEES.

>> 就好像你是我的前輩一樣。

>> Stephen: REALLY!

>> Stephen:真的！

>> YEAH.

>> 是的。

>> Stephen: I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.

>> 史蒂芬：我不知道。

HOLD ON I'LL WRITE THIS DOWN.

等一下，我會寫下來。

>> DID YOU JUST LICK YOUR PEN?

>> 你剛剛舔了你的筆嗎？

>> Stephen: I LICKED IT.

>> Stephen:我舔了它。

I LICKED IT.

我舔了它。

>> OH, WOW.

>> 哦，哇。

>> Stephen: YOU SEE, I'LL TELL YOU WHY, WHEN I WAS A CHILD,

>> 你看，我會告訴你為什麼，當我還是個孩子的時候。

WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, WE USED GOOSE QUILLS.

當我像你這麼大的時候，我們用的是鵝毛毯。

>> OH, OKAY.

>> 哦，好吧。

ALL RIGHT.

好吧。

>> Stephen: WE'D SHAKE SAND ON IT AND FOLD IT AND GIVE IT TO A

>> 史蒂芬：我們會在上面搖沙子，然後把它折起來給一個人。

PIGEON.

PIGEON：

ALL TRUE, ALL TRUE, THAT'S THE 80s.

所有的真實，所有的真實，這就是80年代。

>> I FEEL LIKE THAT'S THE 50s.

>> 我覺得那是50年代的事。

WHAT DOES LIT ME.

什麼做了LIT我。

>> Stephen: LIT?

>> Stephen:LIT？

>> DO YOU WANT ME TO GIVE YOU AN EXAMPLE?

>> 你想讓我給你一個例子嗎？

>> Stephen: YES.

>> Stephen:是的。

>> THIS INTERVIEW IS LIT.

>> 本次採訪是LIT。

ANYBODY KNOW WHAT LIT MEANS?

有人知道LIT是什麼意思嗎？

OKAY, WELL, THANK YOU.

好吧，好吧，謝謝你。

>> Stephen: IT'S SUPER COOL.

>> Stephen:這是超級酷。

IT'S HAPPENING.

它的發生。

>> IT'S LIKE, THIS, PART IS LIT."

>> "就像，這，部分是LIT。"

>> Stephen: IT'S SUPER COOL.

>> Stephen:這是超級酷。

IT'S HAPPENING.

它的發生。

>> NO.

>> NO.

>> Stephen: WHAT'S IT MEAN?

>> Stephen:這是什麼意思？

>> IT MEANS, LIKE, IT'S JUST RAVING.

>> 這意味著，就像，它只是胡說八道。

YOU KNOW.

你知道的。

>> Stephen: IT'S HAPPENING.

>> Stephen:它的發生。

I'M GIVING YOU A TEST NEXT TIME.

我下次給你一個測試。

AND LIT STANDS FOR...

和LIT代表... ...

>> I DON'T KNOW.

>> 我不知道。

IT DOESN'T STAND FOR ANYTHING.

它不代表任何東西。

I DON'T THINK IT STANDS FOR ANYTHING.

我不認為它代表任何東西。

>> Stephen: IT MEANS LITTLE SHAVERS SHOULD WATCH THEMSELVES.

>> Stephen:這意味著小剃鬚師應該注意自己。

>> ALL RIGHT, SO SAY-- YOU HAVE TO SAY RIGHT NOW, "I'M TIRED."

>> 好吧，所以說... ... 你必須說現在，"我累了。"

>> Stephen: I'M TIRED.

>> Stephen:我累了。

>> R.T.

>> R.T.

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

那是什麼意思？

>> Stephen: RETWEET.

>> Stephen:RETWEET。

>> YES!

>> 是！

>> Stephen: REALLY?

>> Stephen:真的嗎？

>> YES!

>> 是！

>> Stephen: WHAT!

>> Stephen:什麼！

HOW WAS "I AM TIRED IN?

我累了 "是怎麼進來的？

WHAT A PLEASURE.

什麼是快樂。

CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR SHOW.

祝賀你的演出。

>> THANK YOU.

>> 謝謝你。

>> Stephen: "STRANGER THINGS" IS STREAMING NOW ON NETFLIX.

>> 史蒂芬: "奇怪的事情 "現在正在NETFLIX上播放。

MILLIE BOBBY BROWN, EVERYBODY!

MILLIE BOBBY BROWN，EVERYBODY！

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A BY THE HEAD AND THE HEART.

我們會馬上回來，用頭和心臟。