Are you crazy?

你瘋了嗎？

A nut.

堅果(也有瘋子的意思)

Whta do you think it's named?

你覺得他的名字是什麼

I don't know, a strawberry?

我不知道，草莓？

I don't know, you tell me.

我不知道耶，你告訴我

Bulbasaur.

妙娃種子

Huh?

蛤？

Bulbasaur.

妙蛙種子

Boulda-Thor.

喵蛙種子？

I don't know any of them.

我全部都不知道

There's a piece of leaf on it.

他身上有片葉子

Ivysaur.

妙蛙草

Ivysaur?

妙蛙草？

What do you gonna do with Ivysaur?

你要用妙蛙草來幹嘛？

Battle people!

跟人對戰啊！

You can't battle people!

你不能跟人對戰！

That's a beautiful animal!

他是很漂亮的動物

But that's how it go in the game.

不過這是遊戲的設定嘛！

You catch them then you make them battle each other.

你要抓神奇寶貝，然後跟其他的神奇寶貝對戰

Oh, that's mean.

這真是太壞了！

What is your name?

你叫什麼名字？

Ohh, yeah.

我知道了

A ribbon.

一個小蝴蝶結

That's your name.

那是你的名字

Close enough, it's Venusaur.

很接近了，他是妙蛙花！

A what?

什麼？

Venusaur.

妙蛙花啊

Where the hell...

什麼鬼

Oh, I like that.

喔我很喜歡這個

I'll call him Hamilton.

我要叫他漢米爾頓

What's so funny about it?

有什麼好笑的？

He's Hamilton!

他是漢米爾頓

His name is Chamander, Grandma.

他叫做小火龍啦奶奶

Huh?

什麼？

His name is Charmander.

他的名字是小火龍

Well, I call him..

不管，我想叫他..

What did I just call him?

我剛剛叫他什麼？

Ham..

漢...

Hamilton.

漢米爾頓

Hamilton, he is very important.

漢米爾頓，他是很重要的

He's having a little trouble with his tail.

他的尾巴好像有點小麻煩喔

Yeah, he's burning up.

他燒起來了

Mousey.

小老鼠

Ok, that's close enough.

這個也很接近

His name is Charmeleon.

它叫做火恐龍

Charmeleon,

火恐龍

You're...

你

You are ridiculous.

你在亂講

Charmeleon?

火恐龍？

You may as well have called him,

你也可以叫他

um, I don't know, Journaled or something.

我不知道，日報或

A newspaper.

一個報紙

A blue eye jerk.

藍眼睛小混蛋

But you can't say jerk.

但你不可以說混蛋

Boy, that's a neat animal.

這是一個很正的動物耶

Did you draw that?

你畫的嗎？

No.

不是

Yeah, it's unusual.

他很不尋常喔！

Charizard.

噴火龍

Alright, tumbleweed.

他叫滾草

Yeah.

對

His name is Squirtle.

他的名字是傑尼龜

What?

什麼？

Squirtle.

傑尼龜

Squirtle?

傑尼龜？

What is he gonna squirt?

他會噴什麼出來？(Squirt 是噴射的意思)

Water.

水啊

See, he's like a squirting turtle.

你看，他像是個噴水的烏龜

Squirtle?

傑尼龜？

Yeah.

對啊

Well, I'm not gonna do that.

我不想理你

Well, that's the same one except he's got a big tail back there or something.

這個跟剛剛那個一樣，除了他有一個很大的尾巴在後面

What's your name?

你叫什麼名字？

Wartortle.

卡咪龜

Poortortle?

蛤咪龜？

Wartortle.

卡咪龜

Warthor?

蝦咪？

Pieces.

碎片

Yeah, it's peaces, he's lucky his pieces are attacherd to him.

沒錯，他是碎片，好險他的碎片都還黏在他身上

Two pair of arms. You don't see that?

還有兩隻手臂，你沒看到嗎？

They're cannons.

那是大砲

They blast water.

他們可以噴水

Black water? That's not black water.

黑水？那才不是黑水

No,no, they blast water!

不是，他們噴水

His cannons blast water!

他的大砲可以噴水！

Okay.

好吧

Do you know what he is?

你知道他叫什麼嗎？

NO.

不知道

He's a Blastoise.

他是水箭龜

That's not a black toy, it's blue and white.

他不是黑色玩具，他是藍的跟白的

No,no. Blast-toise. Blastoise.

不是，是水箭龜

Well, you have your way, I'll have my way.

好吧，我們可以尊重彼此不同的意見

and I'm not calling that thing black.

我才不要叫那東西黑色的

Do you want to stop here?

你要停了嗎？

Yeah.

好啊

Okay, we're good.

好的，我們結束了！

Thank you, Grandma!

奶奶謝謝你！