Jay and Gloria are newlywed

傑和歌羅莉亞剛新婚

Hi, I'm Gloria Pritchett

嗨，我是歌羅莉亞·普里切特

And this must be your dad

這位定是你父親

Actually no. I'm her husband. Don't be fooled by the... uh... Give me a second here

其實不是，我是她老公，別被我的年紀所...等等

Mitchell and Cameron are proud new parents

米契和卡梅隆是自豪的新父母

Look at that baby with those creampuffs

快看那婴兒和那些泡芙

This baby would've grown up in a crowded orphanage if it wasn't for us creampuffs

如果沒我們這對「泡芙」，這孩子就會在擁擠的孤兒院長大 (註：Creampuff 有同性戀的意思)

And you know to all of you, who judge, shame on you

還有你們這些批評我們的人，真丟臉

-Mitch -What?

-米契 -什麽？

(whispers) She's got the creampuffs

(小聲說話) 她在拿泡芙

Oh!

噢

Phil and Claire have the traditional family

菲爾和克萊兒是傳統家庭

I'm the cool dad. I know all the dances to High School Musical

我是很酷的父親，我會《歌舞青春》裏的所有舞蹈動作

(Sings) We're all in this together. Yes we are...

(唱歌) 我們歡聚一堂，是的

No matter how different they are

無論他們有多不同

We're here! Coming in!

我們到了！要進來了！

Don't worry, dad. Nothing gay going on here.

別擔心，老爸，這裏沒有「限制級」畫面

They're one big happy family

他們是個幸福大家庭

Oh, beautiful dress!

裙子真美啊

Ay, thank you, Phil!

謝謝你，菲爾

Ok

好的

Ok. Phil! That's how she says Phil, not feel. Phil!

菲爾，她是在叫你的名字「Phil」，不是叫你去「摸」(註：feel 與 Phil 音似)