I know that if a flip phone falls, you don't have to worry about it breaking the screen.

我所知道的是，掀蓋式手機就算摔到，你也不用擔心它的螢幕會破裂

I know that they flip and they're old.

我知道它們很老舊，而且是要掀開使用的

Kind of basic as far as cell phones go.

它們就是手機的基本款

What is this?

這是什麼？

This isn't real, this isn't real, it's a toy.

這不是真的手機，這不是真的手機吧！這就是個玩具

It doesn't even have a screen.

它甚至沒有螢幕

Dang, this is hella basic.

什麼啊！這也太基本款了吧！

Where's the on button?

開機鍵在哪？

(cell phone dialing)

(手機撥號聲)

I'm guessing this is some sort of a pager kind of thing.

我猜這是攜帶型呼叫器之類的

Wait, is it only for calling?

等一下！它只能打電話喔？

That's so sad, and it's ugly too.

也太可悲了，而且它好醜

This is like really ugly.

它真的是超醜

When I hold this, I think like...

我拿著這個的時候，我還真覺得我...

Oh yeah, I could be in the 19s

喔對，我可能真的是在 19xx 年

Whenever

之類的

So this one's got a screen, two screens.

這個有螢幕，是兩個螢幕

This one is taking forever to turn on.

這開機要開到天荒地老

Maybe if I whip out the antenna, it'll go faster.

也許我把天線拉出來，它會跑快點

Oh, it has music.

喔！它有音樂耶！

It's got a nice moving fish background.

它螢幕有會動的魚當背景

You can have pictures, but you can't take them.

你可以存放照片，但是你沒辦法拍照片

So no selfies for you.

所以不能來張自拍了

Hello?

哈囉？

It actually works.

它還真的可以用

It's still alive.

它還沒被摔壞

Wow, it is pretty durable.

哇！它真是耐用

Don't do that to my phone.

不要對我手機那樣做

Here it is, the Razr.

是它耶！Razr (Motorola 手機)

I've always wanted one of these in elementary school.

我小學的時候一直想要有一支 Razr

It's pink, it's cute, it's flat.

粉紅色的好可愛，而且它是扁平的

Okay, this one is pretty.

這支好漂亮

It looks more elegant.

它看起來比較精緻

And it is much slimmer than the other ones.

而且比其他支更薄

Oh, look! The...

喔！你看

Tetris.

俄羅斯方塊！

Looks like we got to sent a good text on this.

看來我們要用它來寄個簡訊看看

I'm sending a text to myself.

我要寄簡訊給我自己

So you've got to press the numbers multiple times to get to the letter that you want.

所以你必須按號碼好幾次，才找得到你要的字母

Where's your space bar?

空白鍵在哪？

Oh, no... space bar.

喔不...空白鍵呢？

Oh, I figured it out, the space is the hashtag.

喔我知道了！＃字號就是空白鍵

Hi one.

嗨！一 (手機數字)

It's one.

是按一耶！

So I wanted to write: "Hey, how are you?",

所以我想寫：「嘿！你好嗎？」

but it turns out "hem-mm how are you".

但它打出來變成：「黑媽媽，你好嗎？」

So it definitely takes a lot longer to text on this thing.

所以用這個寫簡訊絕對要花比較久時間

Oh, it has phone camera, that's cute.

喔，它有相機功能，真可愛

Selfie skills.

自拍必殺技

I don't know if I took the picture.

我不知道我有沒有拍到照片

This phone was built for selfies.

這個手機是為了自拍製造的

This is not a picture I would post on Instagram though.

但是這不會是我會放在 Instagram 上的照片

What is this?

這是什麼？

Oh my god, this is ugly.

我的天阿，這好醜！

Oh, shoot, I remember this.

喔天啊！我記得這個

You'd see them all the time in, like, Gossip Girl.

你以前總會看到它們出現在「花邊教主」

No, yeah, I don't know what this is.

喔，我不知道這是什麼

This is huge.

這好大一個

What?

什麼東西？

This is hip, this is what was cool with the kids.

這很時髦，那時候小孩子都覺得它很酷

Does this thing not just fall right off?

這個東西不會掉下來嗎？

Hold up, boom!

手舉起來，碰！

Okay, now it's powered on.

它現在開機了

It's got a nice jingle.

它有很不錯的鈴鐺聲 (開機聲)

I like how the old phones have nice jingles.

我喜歡舊手機的鈴鐺聲

Instant messaging and then text messaging.

即時簡訊，然後又有傳簡訊

I guess back in the day, that was different?

我想以前這兩個是不同的嗎？

I feel like it's easier to cheat your way through class.

我覺得在課堂上用這個比較不會被發現

Yeah, I'd probably use this, like, during school.

我在學校的時候，大概也會用這個

It's pretty straightforward.

它還蠻好操作的

You just have it under the table,

你只要把它藏在桌子下，

and then you can just do whatever with it.

然後你就可以任意使用它

This is the coolest.

這是最酷的手機

They were pretty cool.

以前的手機都蠻酷的

That texting, it took forever.

打簡訊這件事，簡直要花上一輩子的時間

The Razr is what began the selfie revolution.

Razr 是自拍變革的起始點

I low-key kind of got excited when I saw the Sidekick.

我看到 Sidekick 時，默默感到有點興奮

I guess that's like the sliver lining in the bronze age of cell phones.

我想那就像是手機的青銅器時代出現了一道曙光一樣

I think I'm going to stick to my smartphone.

我覺得我還是衷於我的智慧手機

I'm going to keep my iPhone.

我還是想用 iPhone

I need my iPhone, I love my iPhone.

我需要我的 iPhone，我愛我的 iPhone

The best part about flip phones is that when you're hanging up on somebody,

掀蓋式手機最棒的地方就是，當你要掛斷某人的電話

you can just be like, bye, you're gone.

你可以這樣做：掰，再會啦！