Phew! The old, old times.

喔! 好久好久以前用的東西

What's up, peeps?

喂小子，怎麼了？

(upbeat music)

Floppy Disc

軟碟片

So, I think these are for the cameras,

我覺得這是相機需要用到的

and you put these in front of the cameras,

你會把他們放在相機的前面

and you do it like this.

然後你會這樣子

Interesting.

真有趣

Does this, like, hold discs?

這有像光碟片嗎？

Tiles?

是地磚嗎？

Pager

呼叫器

(beep)

嗶

What?

這是什麼？

It's like this walkie talkie.

這長得像無線電對講機

The old walkie talkie.

古老的無線電對講機

(beep)

嗶

What's up, guy?

什麼事？

These walkie talkies are for detectives.

這些無線電對講機是給偵探使用的

Oh, this maybe was used for the army?

噢！這搞不好是用在軍隊的？

(beep)

嗶

It's like an alarm.

這很像鬧鐘

It's easier to use than a cell phone,

這使用起來比手機還簡單耶

cause then you have your contacts.

因為你有聯絡資料

You can just press your contact button

你只要按下通話鍵

and then you just call your friend.

就可以打給朋友了

Cassette Player

卡式錄音機

I figured that this would go into here.

我研究出來了，這個東西要放到機器裡

How do you think these get in?

你覺得這到底要怎麼放進去？

You put it inside and then you can,

你把它放進去，就可以

like, in the morning you can hear news.

在早上聽新聞

This is something you definitely use

這絕對是你用來

to watch something.

看東西的

Oh, I can explore inside of it.

我可以研究看看播放機的內部

How do you get the tape out?

要怎麼把卡帶拿出來？

Oh, there it is.

喔，可以了

That's complicated.

這好複雜

I just press a button and boom.

我只是按下按鍵它就發出聲音

Rotary Phone

轉盤式電話

This is a phone, you use this to call people.

這是電話，你用它來打給別人

This is, like, a really old one.

這真的真的是好古老的東西

Hello?

喂？

In the back old days you used to put it up

以前你會把電話聽筒

to your ear and you have to use, like, this

放在耳朵旁邊，像這樣用

to get the number.

撥打號碼

What if it's an emergency?

如果有緊急情況發生怎麼辦？

Like, what if someone's robbing your house

像是如果有人搶劫你家

and you do, like, nine...

然後你還這樣慢慢地轉，9...

Nope, nope, wrong.

喔喔不對，轉錯邊了

And if you mess up...

如果像這樣弄錯了...

What do you do if you mess up?

如果你弄錯了怎麼辦？

I feel so bad for Madonna.

我對瑪丹娜感到遺憾

She's old.

她很老

Madonna has to use this type of phone.

她需要用這種老舊的電話

Sorry, Madonna.

抱歉，瑪丹娜

I don't know if you're still alive but--

我不知道妳是不是還活著但...

Flip Phone

翻蓋手機

And this is a walkie talkie.

這是無線電對講機吧

Oh, it's a cell phone.

噢不對，這是手機

I think they would call it a flip phone,

我想人們應該叫它翻蓋手機

because you, like, flip it

因為用的時候掀開

and then once you have to close it.

要合起來的時候就這樣

That's it.

就這樣

Cops use it,

警察先生會這樣用

"Hey, 43, call 43, got criminals on 92nd street.

「呼叫 43，呼叫 43，在 92 號街上抓到犯人了」

"Go, go, go."

「快，快，快出發」

And criminals can use this too.

犯人也可以用這個手機溝通

"Hey, I just robbed a bank.

「嘿，我剛搶了銀行」

"How are we doing?"

「做得如何？」

"Got stacks of money."

「搶了一大疊鈔票」

Press two once to do a,

按 2 號鍵 1 次可以打出 a 這個字母

press two twice to do b.

按 2 號鍵兩次打出 b 這個字母

That would take forever and ever

這樣打字也花太久

and ever and ever.

太久太久了吧

This is what, like, old people used to,

這是只有以前老人才會做的

"Hi, honey."

「嗨，親愛的」

Yeah, I prefer iPhones, but these were cool.

我還是比較喜歡 iPhone，不過這些翻蓋手機蠻酷的

If it's all you have I understand.

因為就是那個時代所僅有的，我懂

Tamagotchi

電子雞

This looks fun.

這看起來很好玩

Tamagotchi.

(嘗試念 Tamagotchi 的發音)

- Tam-tam.

(嘗試念 Tamagotchi 的發音)

Tamagotchi.

(嘗試念 Tamagotchi 的發音)

Tamagotchi.

(嘗試念 Tamagotchi 的發音)

Yay, my Tamagotchi arrived.

耶，我的電子雞來了

I know what these are!

我知道這是什麼！

They're called Tamagotchis!

他們叫電子雞！

That's just boring.

那超無聊的

You just press buttons.

只是按按幾個按鍵

That's all you do.

能做的只有這樣了

I'm so glad I was born (in) 2005, modernized.

真慶幸我是在 2005 年出生的，非常的現代化

I don't want to be born in the 1980s.

我不想出生在 1980 年代

I feel bad for my teachers and my parents.

我對老師和爸媽感到遺憾