Hey, how come you didn't post the pictures of our trip last week?

嘿，妳怎麼沒有 po 我們上週旅行的照片？

Oh, I did. Right here in my scrapbook.

噢，我有啊，就在我的剪貼簿裡

Can you take a look at my laptop?

你可以幫我看一下我的筆電嗎？

I can't get it to connect to my drive.

它沒辦法連接到我的硬碟

So you're gonna want to feed them a mixture of wet and dry food two times a day.

所以你一天要餵牠們乾溼混合的食物兩次

They poop probably more than they should.

牠們可能大超過牠們應該大的份量

Most importantly, don't let them die.

最重要的是，不要讓牠們死了

What?!

什麼？！

You got that quarterly report for me?

你有拿到我要的季度報告嗎？

Ok, who forgot to rewind Orange is the New Black?

好，是誰忘記倒帶《女子監獄/鐵窗紅顏》(美劇)？

Oh my gosh. Let's take a selfie.

噢我的天啊，我們來自拍一張吧！

What?!

什麼？！

Thanks.

謝謝！

Hey, you want to see how big my snake is?

嘿，你想看看我的貪吃蛇現在多大了嗎？