- Yeah, I'm ready! -Let's go get some animals!

- 我準備好了！ - 我們去看看這些可愛動物吧！

Grandma goes to the pet store.

奶奶寵物店奇遇記

(Lion King theme song)

(獅子王主題曲)

-Ouch! He's bitten me! - Oh! What did you do?

- 哎喲！牠咬我！ - 狗狗你做了什麼？

Take 2

再來一次

(Lion King theme song)

(獅子王主題曲)

The bird section

鳥類區

Grandma, those aren't turkeys.

奶奶，牠們不是火雞啦！

Grandma, that's not a turkey. - I know.

奶奶，那隻也不是火雞 - 我知道啦！

-What if he just start flying away and you go with him? - Oh, god.

- 如果牠現在飛走，你要跟牠一起飛嗎？ - 我的老天！

- Is he biting you?

- 牠在咬你嗎？

It looks like a banana. - Yeah!

牠看起來很像一根香蕉！ - 真的耶！

- Polly, do you want the cracker?

- 波莉 (國外喜歡叫鸚鵡 Polly)，你想吃餅乾嗎？

- Hell no, lady I want no cracker.

- 我才不要餅乾呢女士！

Do you get little bird call back?

牠會回應你嗎？

You guys could go hang out!

你們可以一起玩

- Are we gonna hang out, buddy? - Yeah.

- 我們要一起玩嗎，小東西？ - 沒錯！

- Pat them - You scared me, buddy.

- 拍拍牠！ - 你嚇死我了小東西

- You scared me too. - Did you scare me? Don't scare granny!

- 你也嚇到我了！ - 你是不是嚇到我了？不可以嚇奶奶喲！

It's granny!

我可是奶奶！

- I guess he didn't understand.

- 我想牠聽不懂

You got a little friend there, don't you granny?

- 牠是你的小夥伴嗎？對吧奶奶！

- Wow, you're pretty!

- 你好漂亮

- You guys gonna hang out? - I know! The colors!

- 你要跟牠一起玩嗎？ - 我知道！那些顏色多美啊！

- Grandma, that's not a turkey. I don't think that's a turkey.

- 奶奶那個不是火雞啦！那真的不是！

But hey, that's okay!

不過也可以啦！

The dog section

狗狗區

Hey grandma, you know why they call these “wiener dog”？

奶奶，你知道牠們為什麼叫做臘腸狗嗎？

- I haven't known.

- 我不知道！

- 'Cause it looks like a wiener. - Ah-Ha.

- 因為牠長得像臘腸啊！ - 啊哈！

- Grandma, those are the dogs they looks like your hair.

- 奶奶這些狗長得很像你的頭髮

- I know honey. -You know what they called those?

- 我也覺得 -你知道牠們叫什麼嗎？

They call them“Cocaine Fro's”

牠們叫做 Cocaine Fro's

- Cocaine Fro's.

- Cocaine Fro's

- Yeah, I'm buying you one today! -Nooo.

- 我今天要幫你買一隻！ - 不要！

- Yeah! -No. No, that's a nono.

- 要啦！ - 不要，不可以

- You need a guard dog! You live in the hood now!

- 你需要一隻看門狗啊！你現在可是住在街頭耶！

- It's okay, I love the hood.

- 沒問題的，我很愛在街頭混

- Wouldn't it be nice to have a little guard dog to protect you?

- 有隻小看門狗保護你不是很好嗎？

- No, I don't need any protection.

- 不用了，我不用人家保護

- You guys can go get haircuts together!

- 你們也可以一起去剪頭髮啊！

Or cocaine fro cuts.

或者是 cocaine fro 髮型

The reptile section

爬蟲區

Granny, you like the snake? What?

奶奶你喜歡蛇嗎？怎麼啦？

Come here grandma, it's nice!

奶奶過來啦，牠很友善！

- What?

- 什麼東西！

- You gonna hold it? - NO. - Come here!

- 你要不要抓抓看牠？ - 不要！ - 過來嘛！

- Come on, it's not dangerous! - No, I'm not going to.

- 來試試看，牠不危險的！ - 不要，我絕不這麼做！

- How do we know grandma do fear this?

- 誰知道奶奶居然怕這些！

You wanna hold a lizard? - I'm a loser?

你要不要抓抓看蜥蜴？ - 你說我是廢物嗎？

-No, not a loser, are you gonna hold a lizard?

- 不是廢物，你要不要摸摸蜥蜴？

- What? - You wanna hold a lizard?

- 什麼？ - 你要摸摸蜥蜴嗎？

- Where is a lizard? -There's one on up here!

- 蜥蜴在哪啊？ - 上面有一隻啊！

- I thought so. I like those guys on television. I do!

- 我看到了！我很喜歡牠們，在電視上有看到，真的很喜歡！

- What lizard on television?

- 電視上的蜥蜴？

- Lizards on television in green and They walk.

- 就是那個電視上的蜥蜴，綠綠的然後牠們走來走去...

- Are you losing your mind? Oh, the Geico commercial!

- 奶奶你瘋了嗎？喔！你是說蓋可的廣告！

- Yeah! I like that! - You like that?

- 對，我很喜歡！ - 你喜歡那個廣告？

- I like that, it get's to its car... - Do the lizard dance!

- 我喜歡，牠走去牠的車... - 來跳個蜥蜴舞！

The dog section again

狗狗區（再一次）

- We're pals! We like to sleep and rest.

- 我們是好朋友！我們都喜歡睡覺、休息

- And do granny things? -Yeah, and do granny things!

- 做一些奶奶的事？ - 對，還有做一些奶奶的事！

- What would you name him?

- 你要幫牠取什麼名字？

- I would like to call him "Spotty"! - Spotty?

- 我想叫牠「點點」！ - 點點？

- Spotty, are you Spotty? - That's a good name!

- 點點，你是點點嗎？ - 這是個好名字！

- I think Spotty is a good name.

- 點點是個好名字

That is Spotty! You got the spot! Look at that!

牠是點點，你真的有斑點，看看！

- He does have the spots. - You got it here, and here, you got it there.

- 牠真的有蠻多點的 - 你這裡也有斑點，那裡也有、到處都是！

- Give him a little bark! - I forget how to bark.

- 學狗叫一下給牠聽！ - 我忘記狗狗怎麼叫了

- Wooof! Woof! - I don't think he's...

- Wooof! Woof! - 我覺得牠沒在聽

- Are you sleepy buddy?

- 小東西，你想睡了嗎？

- No, I don't he's responding to you, grandma.

- 我覺得牠已經沒反應了，奶奶

- He's not paying attention.

- 牠沒在注意聽

- Brah.

- ㄌㄩㄝ

- You guys want to take a nap together later?

- 你們要不要一起睡午覺？

- I think you're taking your nap now. - Are you want to take it with him?

- 我覺得你已經在睡你的午覺了 - 你要跟牠一起睡嗎？

The - I'm not really sure section

「我不確定是什麼」區

- They are cute? - NO.

- 牠們可愛嗎？ - 才不！

- No? Why not? -To me, they look scary.

- 為什麼？ - 對我來說，牠們長得很可怕

- Oh, poor guys.

- 好可憐的小東西

You know what these animals remind me of? - What honey?

你知道牠們讓我想起誰嗎？ - 誰啊乖孫？

- You. Because they just sleep all day like you.

- 你啊，因為牠們跟你一樣睡整天

Who let the dogs out?

誰把狗放出來？