It's called Goodnight Internet.

(harp music)

- In a small pink bedroom there was an iPhone.

- And a text saying LOL.

And a phone case with Harry Styles

bought at the mall.

- And there were Pinterest boards

with lyrics from Lorde and fun makeup tips

for cherry red lips.

- Pictures of the fam, triple filtered on Instagram.

- Lulu Lemon pants and a cup of tea.

- And a bowl of pasta, that's also gluten free.

- A French Bulldog with his own Tumblr blog.

- A Frozen DVD and a super hot selfie.

- A set of gel nails and a sweater

from an Urban Outfitter sale.

- Goodnight crop top, good night Shop Bop.

- Goodnight Starbucks, Vanilla Cake Pop.

- Goodnight Netflix.

Goodnight selfie sticks.

- Goodnight creepy Tinder match.

Goodnight Benedict Cumberbatch.

(whip sound)

- Goodnight Taylor Swift.

Goodnight Beyonce gif.

- Goodnight Ariana Grande, goodnight pumpkin spice latte.

- Goodnight Snapchat.

Goodnight Grumpy Cat.

- Goodnight Candy Crush and goodnight Sephora makeup brush.

- Goodnight to my bae and goodnight Lana Del Rey.

- Goodnight Olivia Pope.

Goodnight Leslie Knope.

- Goodnight followers, goodnight friends.

- Goodnight all my favorite internet trends.

- Goodnight laptop powered down with care.

Goodnight internet users everywhere.

(harp music)

- What are you doing with my harp?