Name: 【Superwoman】來給種族歧視者上一堂地理課 (A Geography Class for Racist People)
Uploaded: 2017-11-03T22:00:00.000Z
Duration: 4 min 40 s

You know, when something horrible happens in the world,

你知道，當世界發生一些可怕的事情時

you'll see the rise of two types of people.

你就會看出這世上其實有兩種人

Number one: people who don't let fear divide them

第一種人，他們不會因恐懼搞分裂

And number two: racist idiots who don't deserve

第二種人，就是不配擁有網路連線的

Here's the thing, right, I just don't like

If you're gonna be racist, at least do it right.

如果你真要當個種族歧視者，至少好好當嘛

Now look at this comment on my YouTube video.

現在我們來看看這則在我 YouTube 影片底下的留言

Go back to your country, you terrorist Paki,

滾回你的祖國，你這巴基佬恐怖份子、

我其實也無意讓 Merrick 失去自信心

First and foremost, let's make education great again.

最首要的，是要讓教育重新強大起來吧

YouTube comments are how you feel validated.

在 YouTube 影片下留言是你獲得自我認同感的方式

Today, we're going to be taking a trip around the world,

今天，我們將踏上一場環遊世界的旅程

It's probably been years since you've had the chance

你可能已經一段時間沒機會用到你的護照了

to use your passport, just like your penis.

To go back to my foreign country, we'll need to fly

想回到我的國家，我們必須乘坐

a long 45 minutes all the way back to Canada.

But I'm assuming you thought my country was somewhere else,

但我猜你一定以為我的祖國在其他地方

so let's fly across the world to the country

India is all the way over here, across the ocean.

So unfortunately, you won't be able to drive your trailer there.

所以很不幸地，你沒辦法開你的露營車過去

藍瘦香菇（註：川普在推特上創造的新詞）

But that's okay, you can take a good rest.

The aircraft you're flying will probably be a double decker,

which means it'll have about 300 to 400 people on board,

which is approximately the same amount of people

But you're probably used to those, from watching so much Fox News.

不過你可能常看福斯新聞，所以也早習慣那些話了

Please note that we're not gonna fly through the Bermuda Triangle,

請注意本班機不會飛越百慕達三角洲

because things mysteriously disappear there.

因為經過這邊，東西會神秘地消失

In fact, that's probably where your education went.

其實，你的教育很可能就是在這消失的

We're going to fly across the Atlantic Ocean,

around Africa and through this passageway.

這裡相當狹窄，就跟你的思想一樣

You may recognize some of these countries we're flying over

你可能會認為我們飛越的這些國家

as places immigrants come from to steal your jobs.

就是偷你工作的移民人士的祖國

Or just the same countries you steal oil from.

但換個方式講就是讓你偷石油的國家

Once we reach our destination, you'll notice that India,

我們一抵達目的地你便會注意到

Pakistan and Afghanistan are actually three separate countries,

印度、巴基斯坦和阿富汗其實是三個不同的國家

When you land and are going through customs

and when they ask your date of birth, be sure to say 3000 BC

當他們問到你的出生年月日，記得說你是公元前 3000 年出生的

You'll notice right away that India is full of

你會馬上注意到，印度是個充滿

beautiful sites and culture, and I know what

you're thinking, it probably smells like curry.

你可能正想著：印度一定充滿咖哩味

And although there are approximately 175 million

Muslims in India, there are approximately two billion

穆斯林信徒，全世界的穆斯林信徒

in the whole world, which means if every Muslim

約有二十億之多，表示如果每個穆斯林信徒

was a terrorist, you wouldn't stand a goddam chance.

都是恐怖份子，你的存活機率等於零

Quick travel tip, if you're going to India,

如果你要去印度，給你個小小的旅遊撇步

they don't kill cows there, so there's no beef.

他們不殺牛，所以印度沒有牛肉

But don't worry, because if you kill anything,

不過不要擔心，因為就算你殺生

而我保證，哪天我遇到神燈精靈

all three of my wishes will be for you to get an atlas.

我的三個願望都會是：希望你能收到一張世界地圖

To be honest, whether I went back to my country of Pakistan, India or even Canada,

老實說，不管我回不回巴基斯坦、印度、或是加拿大

since my tax bracket helps pay for your kid's education.

因為我的稅還付了你小孩的教育費用

If you believe that we should come together

如果你認為我們應該在緊要關頭同心協力

in times of need and not let fear divide us,

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