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  • The biggest threat to humans is when

    對人類最大的威脅莫過於

  • they try to videotape themselves doing stupid stunts.

    當他們試圖將自己所做的愚蠢特技錄下

  • [LAUGH] That go horribly wrong.

    [笑聲] 卻出了差錯

  • And I'm gonna show you what I mean, it's a epic game that involves me,

    我會讓你知道我要表達的意思,那是和我、 Twitch,和一個

  • Twitch, and a paddle.

    板子有關的英雄遊戲

  • It's time to play Epic or Fail.

    是時候來玩英雄還是狗熊了

  • [APPLAUSE] Grab your paddles.

    [掌聲] 拿好你的板子

  • Everybody brought their own paddles from home, that's wonderful.

    每個人都從自己的家中帶來了板子,太棒了

  • [LAUGH] All right.

    [笑聲] 好的

  • Let's see the first video.

    讓我們來看第一個影片

  • Here comes the apprentice across the plank.

    這裡有個見習生正穿越木板

  • He's trying to reach the body.

    他試著要贏

  • Here he goes.

    他過去了

  • Can he do it?

    他做得到嗎?

  • I should have held that up, first of all.

    首先我應該舉牌

  • Tom, you think epic?

    Tom, 你認為會成功?

  • Really?

    真的?

  • Twitch and I. I think most of us think, there's a couple

    Twitch和我,我想這裡大部分的人認為,有一些

  • hopefuls out there, but I- [LAUGH]

    懷有希望的人在這,但是我- [笑聲]

  • Let's see.

    我們來瞧瞧

  • [SOUND] [LAUGH] [NOISE]

    [聲音] [笑聲] [噪音]

  • [SOUND] That's horrible,

    [聲音] 太糟糕了

  • that's just horrible.

    實在是太可怕了

  • All right, let's see the next one.

    好吧,我們來看下一個

  • Here he goes.

    他要開始了

  • He's gonna send.

    準備發射

  • [LAUGH] Just that,

    [笑聲] 就只是那樣

  • that that's the voice of that guy.

    那個傢伙的聲音

  • I can tell. From [INAUDIBLE].

    我就可以預測了 。從 [安靜]

  • [LAUGH] No,

    [笑聲] 不

  • just those two pals are up to no good.

    這兩個傢伙湊在一起準沒好事

  • [INAUDIBLE] [SOUND]

    [安靜] [聲音]

  • [LAUGH]

    [笑聲]

  • [SOUND]

    [聲音]

  • [LAUGH]

    [笑聲]

  • No, he did send it, he did.

    不,他的確發射出去,他有

  • [LAUGH] He was right in that.

    [笑聲] 他就在那裡

  • [LAUGH] See the next one.

    [笑聲] 看下一個

  • [NOISE] [LAUGH]

    [噪音] [笑聲]

  • Nope.

  • [LAUGH] Nope.

    [笑聲] 不

  • [LAUGH] No.

    [笑聲] 不

  • I love that there are like seven people who think that looks like that can be.

    我喜歡有七個人認為那會成功

  • [LAUGH] That's at ever.

    [笑聲] 那是不可能的

  • Look at that right there.

    看那邊

  • He's already.

    他已經準備好了

  • [LAUGH] That foot is not gonna reach that.

    [笑聲] 那隻腳是不可能到達另一邊的

  • [LAUGH] At all.

    [笑聲] 完全不可能

  • There's no way he's in position to reach that.

    他不可能達到目的

  • [LAUGH] All right.

    [笑聲] 好的

  • [LAUGH] Ooh.

    [笑聲] 噢

  • [LAUGH] And now the fish are laughing at him.

    [笑聲] 現在是魚在笑他

  • [LAUGH] All right, let's see the next one.

    [笑聲] 好,讓我們看下一個

  • [LAUGH] I

    [笑聲] 我

  • don't know why kinda feel like this is going to be good.

    不知為何覺得這應該會成功

  • Really?

    是嗎?

  • I don't know.

    我不知道

  • [LAUGH] I have to go against most of you.

    [笑聲] 我必須和大部分的你們持相反的意見

  • I think something is not going to work out for him.

    我認為他不會成功

  • [LAUGH] [SOUND]

    [笑聲][聲音]

  • [LAUGH] l wish we would have seen him

    [笑聲] 不過我希望我們可以看到他

  • fall further, though.

    掉的更遠

  • [LAUGH] All right, let's see the next one.

    [笑聲] 好,我們來看下一個影片

  • No, no.

    不,不

  • That don't look sturdy.

    那看起來不堅固

  • [LAUGH] I know.

    對吧!

  • It looks like it's not gonna work.

    看起來是不會成功

  • But I do think it is, I don't know, I just have, but I think it looks like it's not.

    但我覺得會,我不確定,我只是必須,但我認為看來是不會達成的

  • [LAUGH]

    [笑聲]

  • [SOUND]

    [聲音]

  • [LAUGH] Why didn't I just

    [笑聲] 我為什麼不

  • go with my gut instinct?

    以直覺判斷呢?

  • I don't. [LAUGH]

    我沒有 [笑聲]

  • All right, let's see another one.

    好的,讓我們來看下一個

  • Well, I don't know, I feel good about him.

    不知為何,我對他的感覺不錯

  • [APPLAUSE] [LAUGH]

    [鼓掌] [笑聲]

  • Wow.

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