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♫ I never thought, my life could be ♫
天啊
OH MY GOD
♫因為我有一張金票♫
♫ Because I've got a golden ticket ♫
我的天阿
Oh my God
♫我的眼前充滿著閃爍♫
♫ I've got a golden twinkle in my eye ♫
今天,我非常的興奮
Today I am so excited
♫因為我有一張金票♫
♫ I've got a golden ticket ♫
呃...任天堂給了我這個難得的機會
Uh.. Nintendo has given me this unique opportunity
玩薩爾達的新版遊戲
Uh to play the new Zelda game
這個消息我是從宮本茂那得知
I got this tweet from Shigeru Miyamoto
“YO PewDiePie 好愛你屌炸天的影片,
"Yo PewDiePie love your bomb ass video,
幾乎就像我愛可樂和女人“
almost as much as I love cocaine and women"
“這是薩爾達最新版本的遊戲,希望你喜歡它”
"here's the latest build of the Zelda game I hope you like it"
你們知道我
You guys know me
我是薩爾達的超級鐵粉!
I am the biggest Legend of Zelda fan, EVER!
就像你在YouTube上看到其他薩爾達的粉絲,他媽的
like if you watch other Zelda fans on YouTube, Fuck 'em
所以我很期待玩薩爾達的最新遊戲
so im so excited to play the NEW Legend of Zelda game
我一直在等
I've been waiting for this
我的天啊,它看起來
Oh My God, it looks
來哦,天啊
here we go, oh my god
這,這是,這是薩爾達遊戲 可是這是商標
it's a, it's a, it's a Zelda game coz it's trade marked
*低音量播放*
*low quality music plays*
主頁的背景音樂選得真好啊
really good choice of menu music
* 音量開到最大*
*MUSIC INTENSIFIES*
OOOOOHHHH
o o o ooooo oohhh
(女) 但父親你到底是發生什麼事情了
*girl* But father what it something happens to you
(父) 我要用三角標的勇氣來保護我
*dad* I will take the triforce of courage to protect me
(父) 如果你一個月都沒聽到我的消息,派Link
*dad* if you don't hear from me in a month, send Link
噗哧
*PewDiePie* Laughs
(Link) 噢天啊,我好...
*Link* oh boy I'm so ...
(pewdiepie) 我的天阿,Link,那是口紅嗎
*pewdiepie* Oh My God, Link, is he wearing lipstick
是屁眼嗎
is that a butt hole
是Link的屁眼
that's Links butt hole
(遊戲教學) 首先移動地圖上的三角標來選一個位置
*narrator* first move the triforce to pick a place on the map
殺小...
what the ...
(遊戲教學) 然後按下1鍵
*narrator* then press button 1
我會在一瞬間飛到那裡
I'll fly there in a flash
噢,她,蛤薩爾達現在會飛了!?
shh, well she, oh Zelda can fly now!?
這才是真正的任天
this is the real Ninten-
(遊戲教學) 移動控制器來使我向左或向右
*narrator* move the controller to move me left or right
好的
Great
(遊戲教學) 按上讓我跳躍
*narrator* up and over makes me leap
哪個按鈕可以讓你自殺
where's the button to kill yourself
(遊戲教學) 幸運的是我帶了我的智能劍
*narrator* luckily i brought my smart sword
它不會傷害任何好人
it won't hurt anyone friendly
(pewdiepie) 智能劍是什麼iPhone,什麼他媽的
*pewdiepie* smart sword what is this an iPhone, what the fuck
(老人) 當然,我就在你身邊
*old man* course I'm on your side
(嚇)
WOW
(老人) 但我還是要賣一些東西
*old man* but I still have to sell the stuff
好了,現在我們知道要怎麼玩
alright now we know how to play
天啊
Oh God
*更低音量播放*
*more low quality music plays*
這音樂
the music
我好愛
I love it
它超棒的
It's the best
恩開始吧 開始遊戲跟新遊戲有什麼差別
err lets do, what's the difference between start game and new game
好的
ok
新遊戲
new game please
好,痾 我們去阿魯阿伊努
ok, ahh how about we go to Aru Ainu
嘿,我們在非洲耶
Hey we are in Africa *laughs*
怎麼了?
What happened?
他們真的塞了任天堂的顯卡耶
they really stuffed up the graphics on the Nintendo Switch
我的天阿這
OH MY GOD its...
這獅子,隨便啦
The lion king character, What ever
這解析度難以置信,這框好讚
The resolution is incredible, the frame rate is so smooth
這有凡於其他遊戲的經歷
This is unlike any gaming experience
我從未經歷過的
I have ever experienced
你們知道我一直都是實話實說
And you know I always give you honest reviews
就像
Like what I..
如果我不喜歡的東西,我會,我一定會告訴你們
If I don't like something, I'll tell, I'll be sure to tell you guys
我會是第一個說出來的
I'll be the first one to say it
痾,眾所皆知的,這影片是任天堂贊助的
ahh, also full disclosure this is a sponsored video by Nintendo
他們為這影片付了很多,很多的錢
they are paying for this review, A lot-a lot of money
當我向他們提出給我遊戲的時候
When I asked them to send me a switch
他們不但
They did not just
沒有任何回應
Not reply at all
還叫我他媽的滾
and tell me to fuck off-
這裡他媽的發生什麼事
What the fuck happened there
我的左耳真的,很享受
My left ear is uh - really enjoying..
這個
This.
這很棒
This is great
這有一點,哦,噢,媽的
It's a bit- Oh, oh shit!
我的天阿
Oh my god
我的天阿
Oh my god
它沒死
It didn't die.
很好
Great
我總是愛任天堂一直創新-,又發表了新的
I always love how Nintendo always innovates-, comes up with new
你知道他們不把圖像擺第一,不是圖像 (明顯的諷刺)
Y'know they don't put graphics first, it's not about the graphics (obvious sarcasm)
是關於遊戲的玩法
It's about the gameplay
它一直對遊戲的玩法
It's always been about the gameplay
讓我們遠離這,痾,好
*low quality sword swing noise*
現在,我們可以來這裡?
Let's run away from these- oh ok
太棒了
Now we can go here?
嘿,是,是奶拿
Excellent.
奶奶
Hey(a), it's granna.
我把她殺了
Granny
哇,蠻好的
I killed her.
是怎樣
Wow, that was fun.
(女人) 哈囉心肝,噢,等一下。”
*dying hyena*
我喜歡她的笑容
*more LQ sword slashing*
哈哈 那毯子讓她這麼開心
what's happening
我現在可以射毛毯了感謝奶奶!
Woman: "Hello Deary, oh just a minute."
她給了我毛毯劍
*woman speaks russian or some shit i dont speak cyka blyat*
我現在用劍來射毛毯
I love her smile
我愛薩爾達傳說 這是我最喜歡的遊戲了
*Laughs* She's so happy about the blanket
好了,這裡我們結束了
*LQ sword slashing*
我們這邊結束了,我們有毛毯劍
Woah
現在,我們要去東京鐵塔
I can shoot blankets now thanks to Granny!
不,實際上我們是要去
She gave me the blanket sword
呃,坂戶
I shoot blankets now through my sword
射毛毯
I love Legend of Zelda it's my favourite game
防禦
Okay we are done here
來阿 恐龍老鼠
We are done here we have the blanket sword
防禦
Now, we can go to Tokyo Tower
射毛毯
No, actually we're gonna go to uh
幹
uh. Sakado
這次你不會成功的
Shoot the blankets
他媽的恐龍
Block it
為什麼我不能射毛毯
Bring it, dinosaur rat
阿有了
Block it
太好了
Shoot the blanket
真是太好玩了
Fuck.
嘿,是克里斯托弗·勞埃德!
You're not gonna get me this time
感謝分享,克里斯托弗
Fucking dinosaurs
(老人) 抱歉,薩爾達
Why am I not shooting blankets
盧幣不夠
There it is!
這角色他媽的手勢是
Excellent.
就像
Having a lot of fun.
千年
Hey, it's Christopher Lloyd!
殺阿阿阿
Thanks for sharing, Christopher
(老人) 你必須消滅一些敵人才可以得到更多
Woman: "Sorry, Zelda."
好,現在我們有繩子,有燈籠
*cash cash get bitches money sound effect*
然後離開這裡
"Not enough rupees."
噢,你只需要觀賞這浩瀚無垠的薩爾達世界
What is with the fucking character movements
恩這遊戲
It's like
痾
*dick up ass*
它啟發了我
OF COUUURRRRSEEE *laughs*
是真的 它真的啟發了我
"You'll have to wipe out a few more enemies to get that."
現在去 kobitan吧
Ok, now we got the rope, we got the lantern
這傢伙在幹嘛阿
Let's get out of here
啥
Oh man, you just have to appreciate the vastness of the universe in the Legend of Zelda
你就直接忽略我嗎
uhhh gameplay
給我回來小子
its uh
他要去哪阿
it - it inspires me
噢
it really does, it really does inspire me-
幹
Let's go to kobitan
接毛毯吧
How is this guy doin'
幹,好的
Wha-
這不太好
You're just going to ignore me like that?
好我們進來這吧
Come back here boi
老實說 我想這應該是薩爾達最好的
Where's he going
每個人都一直在談時之笛
Oh!
很經典,不會再變更好了
Fuck
我不想說這麼快,你知道
Take blankets!
我才玩幾分鐘而已,但是我真的很想
Fuck, okay
媽的
This is bad
我覺得這個很有潛力
Aight let's go in here
我認為就像我說的我們有一個新的冠軍
Honestly I think this might be one of the best Zeldas out there
這來自什麼他媽的
Everyone keeps talking about the Ocarina of Time like it's
他媽的地獄阿
a classic, it's never gonna get better
好的
I don't wanna say it too soon, y'know
噢!嘿
I've only been playing for a few minutes but I really do think
我不知道薩爾達這裡
Shit
做得相當不錯耶
I think this one has potential
看起來薩爾達吃得真的不是很好
I think we have a new champion, is what I'm saying
我得說 我真的喜歡她
What the fuck, where-
他們用了藝術指導
Fucking demon from hell
好,所以現在我們可以從這裡進去
Okay
跟這, 嘿,你好嗎?
Ooh! Hey
“這些該死的敵人吃掉了一切”
I didn't realise how thick Zelda was
“我願意為牛排付出一切!”
Doin' pretty well here.
皮克斯
Zelda looks like she ate something really bad
皮克斯需要聘請動畫師
I gotta say, I really like her
這是新一代的動畫
the art direction they went with
看看他們的臉,他們的表情
Cool so now we can go in here and uh
嘿,那是瑞典國旗?
Talk to this- Hey, how ya doin'?
最後,宮本茂,你這小壞蛋
"Those darn enemies have eaten everything"
你為我放了一些小心機進去
"I'd give anything for a steak!"
謝謝
Pixar
非常感謝
Pixar needs to hire the animators
謝謝您的好意
this is the new generation of animation
太好了,現在我想我們去Abitaru
look at their faces, their expressions
在他媽的沙漠
Hey, Is That The Swedish Flag?
我何時要扮演Link?我
Finally! Hey Shigeru Miyamoto, you crazy bastard,
我不,我不知道
You put that little reference in there for me
Link很忙
Thank you
他媽的
Thank you so much
走吧
That's very kind of you
太好了,該死的蚊子
Great, I guess now we go to Abitaru
很好(嘆氣
The fucking desert
再次玩薩爾達傳奇真的好棒
When do I play as Link? I-
這真的讓我想起為什麼我愛電子遊戲
I don't, I don't know
和為什麼
Link is busy
任天堂總是給我帶來驚喜與
Fucking
他們的創新
There we go
有些人會批評他們,說他們太努力
Great, fuckin' mosquitoes
創新
Great. *exhaling pure depression*
我,我說,痾
It feels so good to play a Legend of Zelda game again
我說他們是酸民
It really reminds me of why I love video games
噁心的酸民
and why
他們根本就不懂
*autistic moment*
薩爾達就像我一樣
Nintendo always seizes to amaze me with
沒有人懂薩爾達
their innovation
我們進來這,看起來不錯
Some would criticise them and say they're trying too hard
靠杯 是螃蟹
to innovate and
很好
I, I say, uhh
很高興我們做到了
I say they are haters
螃蟹可以被殺死?
Disgusting haters.
是的,可以
And they don't understand
太棒了
Zelda like I do
我們殺死螃蟹了各位,重複
No one understands Zelda
螃蟹死了
Let's go in here that seems great
不
HOLYSHIT it's a crab
噢,媽的,我可以從這走過去
Great
噢他媽的
Glad we did that
拜託
Can the crab be killed?
跳起來
Yes it can
好,跳起來
Excellent.
去你的
We killed the crab everyone. I repeat,
滾啦
The crab is dead
他們一直來
*swedish man laughs*
跳
No
不可能
Oh shit I can walk up here
跳躍是不可能的
Oh for fuck's sake
我可以肯定看到自己花6000小時在這遊戲上
*releases nut, yelling*
我真的想讓所有的角色發揮他們最大的限度
Please
完成所有的支線任務
Make this jump
當然,再支付困難模式以後
Okay, make this jump
在DLC
For fuck's sake
我真的很期待
Fuck off
要付一些該是免費的東西
They keep comin'
YES!!!!!
Jump
太棒了!!!
It's impossible
(女) 幹得漂亮!
The jump is impossible
(女) 來,喝一杯!
I can definitely see myself sinking 6,000 hours into this game
(薩爾達) 謝謝
I really wanna max out all the characters,
是啊,我跳過了那該死的
Do all the sidequests,
謝謝!
and of course, pay for the hard mode later on
天殺的
the DLC
現在,如果我的理論是正確的,我們需要炸掉這個炸彈
I really look forward
我的意思是,石頭
to pay for something that should just be free
我們該怎麼做
YES!
太棒了
HELLYE
現在,走吧
Woman: "Nice job over the pit!"
好,我們還有一次機會
"Here, have a drink!"
毫無作用
Zelda: "Thanks."
毫無作用(哭)
Yeah, I jumped over that fucking shit
(男) 可憐可憐我吧
"Thanks!"
(國王) 你擦完所有的地板後,我們在談論慈悲
JESUS
所以,當你玩遊戲的時候
Now if my theory is correct, we need to blow up this bomb
你還會納悶,Link到底發生什麼事了
I mean, rock
(Link) 發生什麼事了
How do we do that
(噗哧)
Excellent
發生什麼事
Now, go
耶穌基督
Great, we have one more chance
要知道,這可能是個偏見的評論,因為
It didn't do anything
我是薩爾達的超級粉絲
It didn't do anythign *sobs in swedish*
就是這個
Man: "Have mercy!"
出去然後買
King: "After you've scrubbed all the floors in Hyrule, then we can talk about mercy"
任天堂現在
So, when you beat the game
這遊戲是永遠不會改變的
You kinda wonder, what happened to Link
真是令人難以置信
Link: "What happened?"
很驚人的
*swedish man's last breath (colourised, 1940)*
現在,不好意思,我必須離開,因為我想死
*distorted yelling* What happened?
我想死得很難看
*Laughing*
這是什麼,我剛才看見我唯一的出路
Jesus Christ
所以,我會看到你在呃
You know, this may be a biased review because
不
I am such a huge Legend of Zelda fan
但這裡的另一個頻道總之
This is it
痾看一下,如果你喜歡
Go out and buy
再次感謝任天堂讓我玩這遊戲
The Nintendo switch right now
真的很感激,非常感謝你們
It's gonna change gaming forever
超愛你們
It is incredible
跟痾
It is breathtaking
萬歲
Now excuse me, I have to leave because I wanna die
I wanna die a horrible death
It's the only cure for what I've just witnessed
So I'll see you in uh
Never
But here's another video anyway
and just check that out if you like that
Thanks again to Nintendo for letting me play the game
Really appreciate it, thank you so much
Love you guys so much
and uh
heil