字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 (pop music) (knocking) - Yo! - If you're going downtown, can I get a ride? - Yeah, for sure! - [College Student] Cool, thank you. - For sure. Sorry about my car, I guess I don't realize how gross it gets when it's just me. - No problem, I mean you're super saving me from having to take the bus, I appreciate it. - You don't have to be so nice, it's really gross in here. - Hey, don't worry, it's a great car. ( car engine faltering) - It actually barely works. Sorry, I have to run the heat really quick to even get it to start. - Sure, no problem. Oh, gosh. (giggling) - Also, the seat warmers are permanently stuck on. - Okay, not a problem. Oh, probably didn't need that. Do you have a dog or something? - No. - Okay. Did you go to the beach recently? - Oh, yeah, that was, like, like nine months ago. - Let me just turn the radio on. - [Allie] No, don't! It broke like eight months ago! I've been meaning to get it fixed! - What? - Sorry, I don't even use that, I just put my phone in a cup. - What? - Just as good. - Yeah. Can I grab a sip of this? - What? No, no no! Sorry, that's my ash tray. - Uh-huh, yeah. - No, sorry, sorry, foot. Sorry, that was my ash tray, too. - That's fucking crazy. - I ash up there, too. - Oh, my God. - This entire car is my ash tray. - It's fine, thank you for the ride. What is this? - Fuck, my dabs melted in the sun. - Your what? - That's like $800 worth of dabs. Do you do dabs? - No, I'm fine. - You gotta try a dab rig, come on! - Oh, my God! (screaming) - Oh, shit! - Ow, oh, my God! Stop! - Use the sand, use the sand, use the sand! - No, no. - Meredith, no! (screaming) - Oh, my God! How do you live this way? - How do I live like this? I'll clean my car this weekend. Shut the fuck up, Meredith. - Hey, what's up, it's Allie from College Humor. Click here to subscribe. Click here to see some more cool stuff. And if you wanna see a hot babe in the city, click here. (pop music) I made that. This is what I like.