Good.

太好了

I don't think I've ever touched a single vegan food in my life,

我想我從來都沒有碰過任何全素食物

except like by accident.

除了在偶然的情況下

I usually do like vegan food.

我通常是喜歡全素食物的

I'm skeptical of these vegan desserts.

我對這些全素甜點抱持懷疑的態度

This is the vegan glazed doughnut,

這是包裹著糖衣的全素甜甜圈

but I hear the word doughnut,

但當我一聽到「甜甜圈」這個詞

and I'm on board.

我就迫不及待想吃了

It looks like a regular doughnut.

它看起來就像一般的甜甜圈

It doesn't smell like a doughnut.

它聞起來並不像甜甜圈

It smells like a lemon square.

它聞起來像檸檬方派

Oh, this is good.

噢！這個好吃

That's terrible.

糟透了

This kinda tastes like fruit loops to me.

我覺得這吃起來有點像五彩麥片

If I was having this and you told me it was vegan,

如果我正在吃這個，而你跟我說這是全素食

I would not believe it.

我不會相信的

Yes for the vegan doughnut...

嗯全素甜甜圈...

I'm liking it.

我蠻喜歡的

Tofu vegan cheesecake? (disgusted noise)

全素的豆腐乳酪蛋糕？（噁）

It's more wiggly than regular cheesecake.

它比一般的乳酪蛋糕更軟爛

It does not smell like cheesecake at all.

它聞起來一點都不像乳酪蛋糕

Mmm...

嗯...

No.

噢不

It's really gritty.

吃起來有顆粒的感覺

The texture's awful.

口感好糟

Or like soaked, mushy bread.

或像是泡過水、糊糊的麵包

I could not describe to you what this taste is,

我沒辦法形容這吃起來是什麼味道

I can just tell you that it's working for me.

我只能告訴你我還可以接受

It's like eating a giant tofu with a lot of sugar in it.

這很像在吃巨大的超甜豆腐

Why call it cheesecake if it's not gonna taste like cheesecake?

既然它吃起來不像乳酪蛋糕，為什麼要叫做乳酪蛋糕？

The more that I have it, the more I like it.

我越吃越喜歡

Vegan snickerdoodle.

全素的肉桂小圓餅乾

I'm feeling good about these snickerdoodles.

我還蠻喜歡這些肉桂小圓餅

These are so soft.

好軟哦

They look like rocks.

它們看起來很像石頭

All vegan desserts look like dirt.

所有全素甜點看起來都很像泥土

Oh yeah.

噢！好吃

It tastes gingery.

吃起來有薑的味道

These win.

這些比前面的好吃

It's mushy. It's just not working for me.

它糊糊的，我不怎麼喜歡

Cookies should crumble and I can mold this into any shape I want.

餅乾應該是酥脆的，但我居然能把它捏成任何我想要的形狀

Vegan cherry ice cream.

全素的櫻桃冰淇淋

It looks like a regular piece of ice cream,

它看起來像一般的冰淇淋

except it's really hard.

但非常硬

There are little pieces of chocolate in it.

裡面有巧克力碎片

Smells like ice cream.

聞起來像冰淇淋

It's really good.

這個真好吃

That sucks.

糟透了

That's super fruity.

果香味超級重

It tastes kinda like cherry flavored Bubblicious gum.

它吃起來有點像櫻桃口味的泡泡糖

Knowing that it's vegan,

當我知道這是全素食物

it tastes fresher.

我覺得它吃起來更新鮮了

Here's the thing,

重點是

I would probably eat any dessert no matter what.

不管是哪種甜點，我可能都會吃

Raw vegan brownie.

未經加工的全素布朗尼

Looks like a brownie with seeds in it.

看起來像是有種子在裡面

It looks like a granola bar.

它看起來像燕麥棒

Nothing about this screams brownie to me.

這些根本比不上布朗尼對我的吸引力

That's delicious.

蠻好吃的

I don't like it.

我不喜歡這個

It's definitely chocolatey.

這很明顯有巧克力的味道

It tastes exactly like a Clif bar.

它吃起來就像營養棒

Mushy texture seems to be a running theme through vegan desserts.

每種全素甜點似乎都是糊狀的口感

I would eat it again.

我願意再吃一次

I wish vegan foods would just stop trying to imitate non-vegan foods.

我希望全素食物能停止模仿非素食

Just be yourself.

做你自己吧！

Be whatever it is that you are.

無論你是什麼，就做你自己吧！