字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 So Rosie and I have been together 6 months ...We been together longer than that Rosie: Yeah We've been married 6 months So Rosie and I have been together 6 months and we... Both: No! Rose: Shit Rosie: We been married 6 months Hold on I can do this So Rosie and I have been married now for 6 months and we thought what a fantastic opportunity to play the 'Newly Wed Game' Rosie: Yay! Rose: What do you know about the newly wed game? Rosie: Not much, just that its about the wedding... Rose: Oh shocker! Ok, well, here we go, I've got some questions Rose: I have a hundred questions Rosie: I have a hundred questions Oh my God. We went to the same website How Crazy! ...Joking Rosie: Which one of your wife's friends would look best in a bikini? Rose: Is it a trick question? Rose: Anna White Rosie: Anna Rosie: Anna. Anna looks cracking in a binkini Rose: How does your partner behave to get out of trouble? You...erm basically pretend you're orphaned baby penguin and that your mother has gone and that you're very hungry and orphaned and alone and you do this... quite often and I fall for it every time. Rose: 'Baby penguin noises' Rose: Rosie you are a vegan. You should care about the animals Rosie: * shock intake of breath * Rose: When was the last time you and your spouse, that's me, had a long passionate kiss? Rosie: We just tried to do that upstairs and you cried from laughter at my face It's like you looked so ugly (laughs) Rose: What items of clothing do I wear that you can't stand? Rosie: hmmm? Err... Rose: Name just one Rosie: There's nothing you wear that I can't stand Rose: Really? Rosie: Yeah Rose: Not even my In and Out burger top? Rose: Who did I ask is that why they call it In and Out because someone said I went to In and Out Burger and I had diarrhea and I was like is that why they called it In and Out Burger? Rose: Was that Cammie? Rosie: That's what I Said! Rosie: I made that joke Rosie: You literally like..er is that the person that made that excellent joke...about..is like.. Rosie: That was my joke! Rosie: I said that Rosie: I was... Rose: Rosie there's no way on earth, right, you made such a good joke, Ok? Rose: It was you...was it? Rosie: Yeah Rose: Who was it to? it was Lindsay? Rosie: No Rosie: it was someone said ...em Rosie: In and Out Burgers gives you diarrhea and I said 'Oh is that why they call...called it In and Out Burger' Rose: Yeah... Yeah it was you Rosie: When did you last give your wife flowers? Rose: * Sighs * Rose: As in my flower? or Flower? Rosie: No Rose: I don't know. A number of months ago Rosie: How...What's the number? Rose: A high one Rosie: Have you given me flower this year? Rose: What year are we in? Rosie: 2015 Rose: It's unlikely Rosie: Have you given me any flowers last year? Rose: What year was that? Rosie: 2014 Rose: Unlikely Rose: I think you're better than flowers ok? I think that flowers are brought for people who are dumb Who are happy at the smallest things Rosie: I am not better than that Rose: Rosie... I know that babe Rose: When you wife was 13 years old What did she most wanted to be in the world? Rosie: Oh God. Ermm Wait I know this. Didn't you want to be a Cowboy? Rose: A Cowboy? There's a big difference between a Cowboy and a Park Ranger Mostly a actress but never a Cowboy Rosie: OK Rose: Apparently my teacher told me in primary school I don't know why you want to be a 'Park Ranger' Rose They don't earn that much money I am like, look I'm not all about the money How much money are we talking about? Rose: Way to quash a girl's dream Should have just been a Cowboy I make a great Cowboy Rosie: You would actually Rose: I know I would Hiyyah... I hate horses I didn't think it through Rose: Who would your wife say was the better catch out of the two of you? Rosie: Who would you say is the better catch? Rose: Yeah its the better catch Rosie: You say you Rose: Why would I...Why would you think that? Rosie: And I say me Rose: Oh you say you? Rosie: Yeah Rose: I think I'm a catch I think I'm a catch for anybody who wants an obnoxious and annoying very, very intelligent girlfriend Rose: You think I can't go to a club and be like... * Click, Click, Click, Click * Eyes on me. All eyes on me I am in a club Yeah, I've got my number. I only got it one time. Whose going to be the lucky winner? Huh huh? Rosie: You playing a bingo club? Is that where you at? A bingo club? All the eight's, 88 Rosie: You're bingo caller in this scenario? Cause I don't... Know what are the numbers come in with the clubs Rose: * Nods head * Rosie: Yeah it's a bingo club. Ok. Rosie: You won the lottery with me Babe Rose: But it wasn't the Euro millions was it? Rose: How would you spend the last day of your life? Rosie: Watch a film maybe the 'Blind Side' Rose: You watch Sandra Bullock in the 'Blind Side' Rosie: Yeah I really like that one Rose: The last day of your life? Rosie: Yeah Rose: the last day of your life? Rosie: Yeah What'd you do? Rose: Sandra Bullock's 'Speed' Rosie: A meteor is headed for your house Rose: Wait, before you even begin to finish the question Is Elijah Wood involved? Rosie: No Wait, is it that amazing disaster film? Rose: 'Deep Impact' Rosie: Is it when he's got a girlfriend and they split up or they stay together and leave his mum? Rose: No but that sounds like a great film Rosie: Let's watch it Rose: Let's write it Rosie: Yeah. Ok. Rosie: A meteor is headed to your house You've saved your family pet and family photos Rose: Good Rosie: You have time to save one more item What will it...what will you save? I know what it's going to be. Rose: So all my family, the dog, cat and family photos are good? Rosie: Yeah. It's one more item. I think I know what it is. Rose: The real answer Would be my laptop The funny answer would be my sandwich So there you go Rosie: Wait, wait, Wait Rose: * Sighs * Rosie: * makes animal noise * Rose: Goose? Rosie: * Makes goose sound * Rose: Goo Goo? Rosie: * More goose sound * Rose: Goo Goo is back Rosie: * Loud deep goose call * Rose: Rosie Hold the phone. It's really weird that we pretend to be hungry baby birds just to get affection out of one another Rosie: Yeah but it works Rose: I know Rosie: It's what keep our marriage alive Rose: Poultry? Rosie: * make cute goose call * Rose: Okay everybody make sure you have a fantastic week We will be back...er next time with 'Until Dawn' part one So stay tuned for that Take care, don't die Always remember that things can be contagious, especially if they smell and make sure you say 'Hi' to both your mum and your dad. Alright. Rosie: Make sure you like this video as well Why don't you give it a thumbs up because we filmed this today on our 6 months anniversary Rose: Thumbs up for happily married people Rosie: Yay! and don't forget to subscribe for more videos like this Rose: Hey! Ok Guys, take care. See you soon Both: Bye!