Uh, not everybody loves their parents,

呃，不是每個人都愛他們的父母

but I love my parents, yeah.

但我愛我的父母，對

See.

看吧

We asked kids to describe their parents to an illustrator.

[Koji] What's your name?

(Koji) 你叫什麼名字？

S.J.

S.J.

S.J.

S.J.

Nice to meet you, S.J.

很高興認識你，S.J.

Hi, I'm Zoe.

嗨，我是 Zoe

Zoe, is that short for something?

Zoe，是從什麼字縮短而來嗎？

Zodiac.

黃道帶

That's a cool name.

很酷的名字

Do you know what we're here to do today?

你知道我們今天在這裡幹嘛嗎？

Do some art of course.

當然是來搞藝術的

We're gonna do some art,

我們要來搞點藝術

of course.

當然

We're gonna draw your parents.

我們要來畫你的父母

Oh.

噢

Does that sound fun?

聽起來有趣嗎？

Okay.

好

[Female Offscreen] I know she's sitting over there,

(畫面外女性聲音) 我知道她就坐在那裡

but you can't cheat and look at her, okay?

但你不能偷看她，好嗎？

Okay.

好

Yeah.

好

And, uh,

然後，呃

we can draw your mom or your dad

我們可以畫你的媽媽或是爸爸

or we can draw them both if you want.

或是兩個都畫，如果你想要的話

Can I draw my mom, dad, and grandma?

我可以畫媽媽、爸爸跟奶奶嗎？

Sure.

當然

Do you want to start with your mom or your dad?

你想要先從媽媽開始還是爸爸？

Let's say my dad

先從爸爸好了

because he's the weirdest of the family.

因為他是家裡最怪的

Why's he the weirdest?

為什麼他是最怪的？

He farts all the time.

他老是在放屁

Should we just start drawing then?

那我們可以開始畫了嗎？

Yeah.

好啊

My mom has a circle head and

我媽媽的頭是圓的

long, straight hair.

還有長直髮

He is tall.

他很高

About 42 feet.

大概 42 英呎

He's about 42 feet?

他大概 42 英呎高？

Okay.

好吧

Let's start with the basic shape of him.

我們先從他的基本外型開始

That's a stick man.

那是個火柴人

I know.

我知道

That's how I start.

我都是這麼開始的

Is she tall or short?

她身高是高或矮的？

Short.

矮

My dad said if she was any shorter

我爸爸說如果她再矮一點

she would need a car seat

她就需要一個兒童座椅

and wouldn't be allowed to be in the front seat.

而且不能坐在前座

I'm closing my eyes.

我要閉上眼睛

Should we--

我們應該...

Well, you can open your eyes.

好，你可以張開眼睛了

You just can't look over there.

你只是不能看那裡

Like that.

像這樣

Yeah, we can do it like this.

對，我們可以這樣做

- Grandma has short hair.

奶奶有一頭短髮

She has short hair?

她的頭髮是短的？

Afro.

爆炸頭

Afro?

爆炸頭？

Okay, and it's, like, pretty short?

好，然後，很短嗎？

Should we make her smiling or, ah--

我們要讓她面帶笑容嗎，或是...

Smoking a cigarette.

抽著菸

Smoking a cigarette?

抽著一支菸？

Okay.

好

Uh, do you--

呃，你 ...

Do you, um,

你要 ... 呃

want to make her smiling or--

妳要讓她面帶笑容還是 ...

Is it big or is it small?

是大的還是小的？

Don't look, don't look.

別看，不能看

Big.

大的

Medium.

中的

Skinny.

瘦的

Straight.

直的

Like this.

像這樣

Wait, which one?

等等，哪一個？

You did, you did two faces.

你剛剛做了兩個表情

Like that one?

像這一個？

Um-hm.

嗯

Ummm-hm.

嗯 ...

What does his nose look like?

他的鼻子看起來怎麼樣？

Is it big or small?

大的還小的

It's like all noses.

就跟一般的鼻子一樣

I'll just draw kind of a generic nose then,

我會畫個一般常見的鼻子

and then you tell me if that looks pretty alright.

然後你告訴我看起來是不是可以

That looks horrible.

這看起來很可怕

That looks horrible?

看起來很可怕？

Not his nose.

這不是他的鼻子

That looks really like my mom.

看起來很像我媽媽

Does it?

是嗎？

Yeah.

對

Is your mom your biological mom?

你的媽媽是指你的親生母親？

No, she's really my grandma.

不是，其實他是我奶奶

Oh, okay.

噢，好

I call her "mom" because she raised me.

我叫她「媽媽」，是因為她把我養大

You want to do your dad or your mom next?

下一個你想要畫爸爸還媽媽？

Dad.

爸爸

Draw a bear.

畫一隻熊

A bear?

一隻熊？

Alright.

好吧

Should I go for it?

我該畫嗎？

Yeah, okay.

當然，好

I'll make him a bear.

我會把他畫成一隻熊

He's like a big, sleepy bear.

他就像一隻又大又昏昏欲睡的熊

He just sits around all day and sleeps.

他一整天到哪都坐著然後睡覺

Sounds like a great life.

聽起來是個很棒的生活

Yeah, because he never brushes his teeth.

對，因為他從來不刷牙

How many moms do you have?

你有多少媽媽？

Four.

四個

Mom, mommy, grumpy--

媽媽，媽咪，暴躁的媽媽

Grumpy?

暴躁的？

And AJ.

還有 AJ

Should we do Grumpy, too, then?

那接下來我們也要畫暴躁的媽媽？

Okay.

好

Are they married?

他們結婚了嗎？

Yes.

對

And I was in the wedding.

而且我在婚禮中

Wait, you were in the wedding?

等等，妳有參加婚禮？

Yeah.

對

What'd you do in the wedding?

妳在婚禮中擔任什麼角色？

I think I was the flower girl.

我想我應該是花童

Ah, nice.

喔，很好

Do you know how long they've known each other?

妳知道他們認識多久嗎？

Since they were married.

從她們結婚後開始

And how, do you know how long they've been married?

有多久，妳知道他們結婚多久了嗎？

Since they got married.

從她們結婚開始

Are your mom and dad married?

你爸爸跟媽媽有結婚嗎？

No, but he does come to our house,

沒有，但他會來我們家

but I never go to his house.

但我沒去過他家

Oh, okay.

喔，好

Because his house is too messy.

因為他家太亂了

I remember in the past, she slapped my dad's butt.

我記得以前她打了我爸爸的屁股

Should we make her slapping your dad's butt then?

那我們要畫她打妳爸爸的屁股嗎？

Okay.

好啊

So she's slapping his butt with one hand.

所以她現在用一隻手打他的屁股

What should we make him doing?

我們要讓他做什麼動作？

Ah!

哇！

Oh, cause he's--

喔，因為他 ...

Right, cause this whole thing is about that time.

對，因為這就是在表現那個時候發生的事

He would be checking

他在 Instagram 上確認

on Instagram to see how many followers I have.

到底有多少追蹤者

- Okay, so we'll put a phone over here.

好，所以我們要放個手機在這裡

That actually kind of looks more like my mom.

其實那看起來有點像我媽媽

How about her hair?

那她的頭髮呢？

Yeah.

對

Oh, you're looking, you're looking.

噢，妳在偷看，妳在看她

No, I'm not.

不，我沒有

It's a little shorter than mine.

她的頭髮比我短一點

It goes up like this.

就像這樣向上延伸

Oh, like a mohawk, kind of?

噢，像 mohawk 髮型嗎？

No, not like a mohawk.

不，不像 mohawk 髮型

It's just like

有點像

a box.

一個箱子

I think I know what you mean.

我覺得我知道妳在說什麼

I'm going to try and draw it,

我要試著畫畫看

and then you can tell me if that looks right.

然後妳可以跟我講是不是這樣

Like

像

this.

這樣

Kind of.

有點像

Trying to get the hair off of your face like that.

像是把頭髮放下來臉上這樣

Okay.

好

Like that?

像這樣？

Okay.

好

Since she's a model,

既然她是模特兒

I'm gonna make her do a little bit of a pose.

我要讓她擺點 pose

What's your mom's job?

妳媽媽的工作是什麼？

Oh, it's a very important job.

噢，是個非常重要的工作

And what is it?

是什麼呢？

She's a lawyer

她是律師

who tries to help bad guys in jail.

試著幫助監獄裡的壞人

I don't know what her job is,

我不知道她的工作是什麼

but it might be interesting to--

但應該是個有趣的工作 ...

She's a flight attendant.

她是空服員

Oh, okay.

喔，好

It's not interesting.

那不是太有趣

All she does is to get fly around the world.

她做的事就是到處飛來飛去

She does sign language.

她會手語

Can you teach me something?

妳可以教我一些嗎？

Puppy.

這樣是小狗

Puppy?

這是小狗？

Puppy.

小狗

Should we make her say "puppy"?

那我們要讓她做出「小狗」的手勢嗎？

Yeah.

好

Yeah, okay.

好

Why is he mad?

為什麼他在生氣

Did I make him mad?

我有讓他看起來生氣嗎？

Is that better like that?

那樣會比較好嗎？

Yeah.

會

What do you think?

妳覺得呢？

Does this look anything like them?

這有任何地方像他們嗎？

Yep.

有

Yeah?

真的？

Let's show it.

要給大家看囉

On the count of three, okay?

數到 3，好嗎？

One.

1

Two.

2

- Three.

3

Two and a half.

2.5

This is what we think my parents look like.

這是我們認為的父母的模樣

My mom and my other mom.

我媽媽，跟我其它的媽媽

This is my dad; this is my mom.

這是我爸，這是我媽

This is my dad, this is my grandma,

這是我爸爸，這是我奶奶

this is my mom.

這是我媽媽

I love Mom and Dad.

我愛媽媽跟爸爸

I lo-ove you-u.

我愛你們

I love you.

我愛你們

Ugh, the taste of ink.

呃，吃到墨水了

Hey, I'm Koji the illustrator.

嘿，我是插畫家 Koji

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如果你想要看更多我跟孩子一起畫畫的影片

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