What's it gonna take to deactivate this bomb?

要怎樣解開炸彈？

Arnold?

Arnold？

(gibberish)

(含糊其詞)

What? What are you talking about?

蝦米？哩講蝦？

Stallone?

Stallone？

(gibberish)

(含糊其詞)

Those are not words!

到底會不會講話！

Can someone please help me deactivate this bomb!?

拜託幫幫忙，幫我解開這顆炸彈

Jason Statham!

對了，Jason Statham！

(gibberish)

(含糊其詞)

Dammit, we're running out of time!

該死，沒時間了

I'm calling Sean Connery.

我找Sean Connery算了

Hello, Sean?

喂，是Sean嗎？

(gibberish)

(含糊其詞)

DAMMIT!

通通去死吧！

(Gibberish, I think something involving the bomb?)

(含糊其詞：這顆炸彈怎麼了嗎？)

(explosion)

已爆

...all die.

全數罹難

A new hero, who you've already seen in four other movies must answer the call.

新英雄誕生，其它四部影片你一定看過他的蹤影

The agency needs you ,Rocko!

Rocko，特務需要你

...again.

又是他們

I'm done with the agency.

我已經金盆洗手

I told you, I'm retired... again.

我告訴過你，我已退休，不幹了

They killed your wife!

他們殺了你的妻子

Boring.

不好笑

They took your daughter!

他們抓走了你的女兒

Seen it.

看到了

There's a bomb in downtown, Rocko!

Rocko，城裡有顆炸彈！

That's place f**king sucks.

把那該死的地方炸掉好棒棒

Nothing you say to me is gonna change my mind... this time.

我這次堅定不移

They killed your dog.

他們殺了你的小狗狗

That's only been done once before, right?

這個理由只用過一次，對嗎？

Yeah, I think so.

我想應該是

Fresh enough.

好玩的來了

He'll have to fight a whole new group of bad guys; each with its own individual gimmick.

他將和一群新混混踹共，每一個都來頭不小

Gina Carano!

Gina Carano(義大利裔美國女演員兼武術家)

Woah woah woah! You know the rules. Two at a time, max.

ㄟㄟㄟ！行規知道沒？最多一次只能來兩個

Alright, I'll take uh... Science Asshole and Quiet Russian first.

我看看，我要科學菊花與奠奠俄羅斯

The body count is massive.

屍橫遍野

Oh god! Why did you do this!?

老天鵝！你做了甚麼好事？

They killed my dog.

他們殺了我的狗狗

Seriously? There's like fifty dead people there! You really think your dog's life is worth fifty human lives?

你當真？這裡有50條人命耶！你真的覺得一條狗命能值50條人命嗎？

I loved my dog.

我愛我的狗

Okay, well they could've owned dogs too! What about their dogs!?

好啊！那你想想看，他們也是狗主人啊！那他們的狗怎麼辦？

Oh no, I-I didn't think about that.

不！我沒想這麼多

No!

不要！

Live! Live! Live, damn you!

起來、起來，快起來呀你！

Live for your doggos!

為了你的狗狗，醒醒吧！

The tension is intense.

緊張緊張緊張，刺激刺激刺激

Can we stop flipping off the light switch and hitting that one piano key?

可以不要一直玩燈、一直敲琴鍵嗎？

Oh, I'm sorry, I just thought it'd be kind of cool.

抱歉，我只是覺得這樣比較酷

Nope? Okay, I'm sorry. I'll stop.

不要嗎？好吧，不用就是了

The love is sexual.

臉紅心跳

Whoa! What are you doing?

休等，你要幹嘛？

I'm gonna kiss you.

我想要親妳

I am not in the mood! I literally just watched you nearly burn to death and it smells like burning flesh in here!

我現在沒那個心情好嗎？我還親眼看到你快燒焦了，還有BBQ的香味

This is how I cope.

這就是我夢寐以求的

I am traumatized! There's a dead guy right there!

我已經身心受創了，還有一個死在那裡

I think I have PTSD.

我想我有創傷症候群

Don't worry.

別擔心

I brought a condom.

我有帶保險套

This summer...

這個夏天

Every Action Movie Ever!

前所未有的動作片

This movie will probably fail in the U.S., but will totally make it up overseas.

這部電影在美國可能會大輸特輸，在海外倒是會叫好又叫座

Thank you, China

中國就是妳啦！

Wow, that was a great movie!

哇，超好看的電影啦！

If you want to watch Every Pool Party Ever go to that box on the left and if you want to watch Every Recess Ever hit that box on the right.

如果要看Every Pool Party Ever，左手邊給它按下去； 要看Every Recess Ever，右手邊給它按下去

They're very good videos. I promise you

好看的影片，跟你掛保證啦！