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  • *sneezes*

    *打噴嚏*

  • Hello, everybody! I hope you've had a lovely weekend.

    哈囉,大家好!希望你們都有個美好的周末

  • For today's video, I thought I would just embarrass myself, really,

    今天的影片,我將再次回顧以前的舊照片

  • and do another video where I look back over old photos.

    再來給自己難堪一次

  • I did this last year, and lots of you really enjoyed it. So I thought I would do it again.

    你們都很喜歡我去年的回顧影片,所以我想再拍一次

  • I'm crazy.

    我瘋啦~~

  • So, I have my laptop here, which is so grubby. Oh well.

    我的筆電在這裡,但是有夠髒的,好吧!

  • And I have...

    而且我還有...

  • all my external hard drives with the majority of my really old photos saved on them.

    我所有的外部硬碟,大部分的舊照片都存在這裡面

  • I'm a really sentimental person, so I keep everything.

    我是一個很重感情的人,所以我幾乎都沒有刪掉

  • Whether that's a really awkward, cringey phase of my life, I still think it's important to treasure those memories.

    就算是在我尷尬又難堪的人生階段所拍的照片,我還是覺得都是很重要的回憶

  • So you can see...

    如此一來就可以

  • the different stages of your life, and where you've come, and you can embrace it. It might not have been a time that you enjoyed,

    回顧過去不同人生階段的印記,所造就現在的自己,你會更能接受過去。或許當時你並不喜歡那段時光

  • but I think it's important to look back on it, and embrace it for what it was. Which is why I have...

    但重要的是再回頭看這些事,並接受這些曾經。這也是為什麼我保存...

  • every photo I've ever taken. And actually, I'm quite glad I do that. Because,

    我曾經拍過的所有照片 而事實上,我很高興我有這麼做, 因為

  • it makes for some great conversation,

    這些照片總來帶來歡笑

  • and some funny videos. So, yeah, that is what we're doing today.

    還有很好笑的影片 所以囉!這就是今天的主題

  • Right. Let's have a look at this.

    好的,讓我們來看看照片吧!

  • Oh God!

    噢!天啊!!!!

  • Okay, so these are kind of more...

    好的,這些有一點....

  • my blog...

    我的部落格的...

  • pictures. I mean, look at this one. Does anyone remember this picture?

    照片 我的意思是,看看這張照片。有人記得嗎?

  • This is, like,

    就好像..

  • I look so, kind of, gothic-slash-emo here.

    我看起來很龐克搖滾風

  • I think I did a smokey eye. And actually, I used to set my camera up on a tripod against my dining room wall,

    我畫了眼薰妝 而且我那時候都用三腳架外加一個盒子把相機架在餐廳

  • with a softbox. And this was what happened. My hair's so dark!

    這張照片是這樣拍出來的 我頭髮好黑啊!!

  • Gah, that's a really old picture of me and Joe.

    我的天,這是我與Joe很久之前的合照

  • That's from Christmas 2012, I think.

    應該是2012年聖誕節那時候拍的

  • What was that necklace all about, though? I'm serious. Like, what is that?

    那條項鍊是想表達什麼? 我認真的,那是什麼鬼啦?

  • I used to wear that in so many of my videos. I loved that necklace so much.

    那條項鍊出現在很多的影片裡面 我曾經真的很喜愛它

  • Oh, my God. Who remembers this photo?

    天啊,有人記得這張嗎?

  • I feel like this is...

    我覺得這是...

  • This is, like,

    這就是,

  • everywhere, this picture.

    不管在哪可能都會出現這種照片

  • Look at my hair!

    看看我的頭髮!!

  • My hair's so long, and, like, straggly.

    頭髮超長,而且好粗糙喔!

  • Oh, my God! This was the first...

    噢!我的天!這是我第一次..

  • time me and Louise

    和Louise與

  • ever met Alfie and Marcus.

    Alfie和Marcus見面

  • Oh, cute! That was in their hotel room, before an event.

    好可愛喔! 這是在某一場活動舉行前,先在他們的飯店房間拍的

  • That's so cute.

    真的很可愛~~~

  • Look at this picture.

    來看看這張照片

  • My hair is so thick and dark!

    我的頭髮又多又黑耶!!

  • Oh, no.

    噢!不..

  • This photo is awful.

    這張太糟糕了..

  • Ugh, this is another photo shoot.

    喔~這又是另一張..

  • I feel like I used one of these for something. Oh, it was this one.

    我記得這系列好像以前經常拿來放在網站上 喔!就是這張

  • Yeah, I used that for something. I feel like that gets used everywhere, too.

    喔對!我放過這幾張照片 我以前常常放這些

  • Let me see if there's any really cringe ones.

    讓我看看還有沒有更令我不堪的

  • Oh, my God. Look at this one.

    喔!我的天!看看這個

  • *laughs*

    *大笑*

  • With the arm in shot, it's, like, so MySpace.

    連手臂都入鏡了 很有MySpace的風格

  • That's the original picture. Ah!

    這是(YouTube)最一開始的封面照片

  • Oh, my God. Look how different it looks unedited.

    喔~天啊!這是修片前的樣子

  • I remember this day. This was...

    我記得這個時期

  • I think this was a London Fashion Week Rimmel thing.

    我記得這是倫敦時尚周並有關Rimmel的(英國化妝品牌)

  • And I was so nervous. This was one of the days I went to London on my own.

    而且我很緊張 這是我第一次自己前往倫敦

  • I remember it so well. Obviously, I had to get in a cheeky little photo shoot before I went.

    我非常有印象! 是要去倫敦之前所拍的逗趣照片

  • Oh, I actually got my dad to take these pictures.

    喔!這其實是我請我爸幫我拍的

  • Okay. I feel like we need to take it back...

    好的,我們需要來回顧一下..

  • a bit more old-school. So...

    更早期的,來吧!

  • Uh...

    ㄜ....

  • These have got my ex-boyfriend in them.

    這些是有前男友的..

  • That is disgusting.

    好噁心喔!

  • Oh... no.

    喔!不!

  • This is old. This one is really old. Okay.

    很久以前 這真的很之前的了

  • This was, like, one of my first edited pictures.

    這是我最一開始有加上特效的照片

  • I loved this photo. My friend Jenny took this picture in her bedroom, and I used to...

    我很愛這張!我朋友Jenny在她的房間拍的 我是用...

  • use a editing software that allowed you to up the contrast and pick a colour.

    一種編輯軟體並選一個顏色可以來製造出顏色的反差

  • So I think I edited this in every colour. I did a bit of an Andy Warhol.

    我用了每一種顏色來編輯 有種安迪沃荷的風格~~

  • Oh look!

    喔!看這個!

  • Here I am, plucking my eyebrows!

    我在拔眉毛!!

  • Probably over-plucking them.

    有點拔太多囉...

  • But also, look at my white hoops. And my hairband.

    而且看看我的白色耳環和髮帶..

  • Oh, God.

    喔天啊

  • Look at me.

    看看我

  • Look at my friend's room. I love this.

    看一下我朋友的房間!我很愛~~

  • Wait, so how old was I here? I was fourteen in these pictures.

    等等,那時候我幾歲啊? 我那時候14歲而已喔!

  • I'm wearing a...

    我穿著...

  • Oh, my God, what is the brand of that hoodie? Is it Gold Digger?

    天啊,那是什麼牌子的連帽外套? 是Gold Digger嗎?

  • I can't remember, but I'm wearing that. She's got Orlando Bloom on her wall.

    我忘了,但我穿著那件 而且還有奧蘭多·布魯在牆上呢!!

  • These were the days when you would hang out with your friends,

    那個時候會跟朋友出門聚會

  • and, using, like, your parents' digital camera, you would have, like, a little bit of a photo shoot,

    還有用爸媽的數位相機拍一些有的沒的

  • and then you would, like, save them as your MSN picture or put them on your Facebook profile.

    而且就會把照片放在MSN上或是當Facebook的大頭照

  • I actually hate this picture,

    我好討厭這張照片

  • so much.

    極度討厭!!!!!

  • This is one that never got edited.

    這張完全沒有修過

  • But look at my face. I look so unimpressed. I look...

    看看我的臉 我看起來很路人...

  • really angry. What's this one?

    有點憂鬱 是這張嗎?

  • Oh, God. I remember that top.

    喔天啊,我記得那件背心

  • It had, like, a comic strip on it, and I loved it. I think I got it from T.K. Maxx.

    有漫畫圖騰在上面 好像是T.K. Maxx.的品牌

  • I feel like this isn't too dissimilar to me, this picture.

    這張沒有跟我現在反差太大

  • I feel like I still make that face a lot.

    我還是常常做出這類的表情

  • But also, my eyebrows.

    但是...我的眉毛阿...

  • Where are my eyebrows? Also, I'm dead behind the eyes in this.

    我的眉毛去哪裡了??! 而且我的眼神好僵硬喔..

  • Oh...

    喔~~我的....天!!

  • my...

    00:05:23,980 --> 00:05:24,620

  • God!

    00:05:25,160 --> 00:05:26,960 可以暫停一下嗎??

  • Can we take a moment?

    我的小胸部!

  • My little boobs!

    而且,

  • And, like,

    我的muppet 睡衣(芝麻街布裡的布偶) 我那時候應該覺得

  • my muppet pyjamas. I must've been like,

    "這以後會是很厲害的照片",我的天啊 而且我以前應該很常自己亂剪頭髮

  • "This will be a great picture." Oh, my God. And also I think I used to cut my own hair there.

    事實上,我覺得很明顯可以看出是我自己剪的...

  • In fact, I think it's pretty obvious I used to cut my own hair.

    這又是什麼?!

  • What is that?

    這又是什麼?!

  • What is that?

    為什麼??

  • Why?

    為什麼???!!!

  • Why?

    喔...親愛的

  • Oh, dear.

    還好這些照片沒有到處外流 直到今天而已!!!!

  • It's a good job that that never went anywhere. Until today!

    我有個相簿叫"男生"

  • I've got a whole album called "Boys."

    裡面都是男生的照片

  • And I've saved pictures of all the boys...

    例如有以前在學校有講過話的,或是以前學校的同學

  • like, who I used to talk to in my school, or who were friends with me in school,

    還有在MSN聊過天的

  • or who I fancied on MSN.

    他們全都在這個相本裡

  • And they're all in there.

    看看這個

  • Look at this one.

    喔,我的天啊

  • Oh, my God.

    看看這張照片

  • Look at that picture.

    這是我看過最棒的照片

  • That is, like, the best thing I've ever seen.

    我跟你們講一件有趣的故事

  • I need to tell you the funniest story.

    我不會秀出這張照片 因為

  • I'm not gonna show you the picture, because

    我朋友一定不會接受的 我們把衣服往上掀起來,只剩內衣

  • I don't think my friend would appreciate it. But we posed with our t-shirts up and our bras on,

    而且我的內衣太小件

  • and my bra was too small,

    所以照片裡可以看到乳頭

  • and you could see, like, the top of my nipples in the picture.

    但是因為太有趣了 所以我傳給我朋友看

  • But because it was so funny, and I wanted to send it to my friend to be like,

    只是想表達"天啊,這照片太好笑了吧" 但我們都沒有讓照片外流出去

  • "Oh, my God, this is such a funny picture!" We never put it anywhere.

    而且,我必須畫出

  • Um, I had to draw...

    內衣的樣子

  • over the bra,

    來覆蓋在我的乳頭

  • in Paint to cover my nipple.

    我忘了這照片在哪拍的

  • I don't know what this picture is.

    但是,我應該是想表達我在開車吧

  • However, I think we were trying to make it look like I was driving a car.

    那是我以前的椅子 是個心型的椅子,椅背是心型的,然後椅墊是圓形的

  • that was part of my seat. It was a heart seat, it was a heart on the back and then it had a circle on the bottom.

    有人也有類似的椅子嗎? 感覺很多人都有~~~

  • Did anyone else have those chairs? Cos' I feel like everyone had those chairs.

    又是白背心 我喜歡穿白背心!

  • And there's my white hoops again. I loved those white hoops.

    這張照片叫"喜歡我的女王頭嗎?"

  • This picture is called like my beehive question mark

    是嗎? 這可不是女王頭喔!Zoe

  • Do you? It's not really a beehive Zoe.

    喔!我的天啊 這照片根本就是在給我自己難堪啊!!!

  • Oh.my.god. Why? I'm actually like cringing inside at this picture.

    這叫"嘿嘿~擺個姿勢吧!"

  • It's called posing hee hee

    而我自認做這個姿勢很合適

  • And I'm legit doing this.

    喔!!!!!!你人生到底在幹嘛啊??!!

  • uuggghhh what are you doing with your life?!

    這肯定是這輩子最令我尷尬的照片了 而我選擇和你們分享

  • These must be the most embarrassing pictures of me that have ever existed and I'm choosing to share them with you.

    但這是什麼? 這叫"喜歡我的內褲嗎?"

  • But what is this? This is called like my knickers?

    各位,我以前真的沒放過這些照片

  • Guys, I didn't actually post these anywhere

    但是我那時候是腦袋裝屎嗎?

  • But, what was I thinking?

    為什麼這是14歲的Zoe呢?

  • Like, why was fourteen year old Zoe

    喔~戴了一個火車駕駛的帽子,不錯喔~

  • Oh. Get your train driver's hat out. Love it.

    為什麼14歲的Zoe要擺這種姿勢?

  • Why was fourteen year old Zoe posing like that?

    我要聲明我的朋友們也拍過這種照片

  • I have to also say my friend is also posing like this.

    Emma,我不是要給你難堪 但有一天我們要坐下來一起回顧這些照片 因為實在太經典了!!!

  • Emma, I'm not going to embarrass you, but one day we have to sit down and go through these pictures. Because, they are genius.

    喔我的天~我記得這張 我會把Emma截掉但我真的記得

  • Oh my god, I remember this photo. I'm gonna crop Emma out but I actually remember this photo.

    而且還記得我那時候還自認覺得很好看 那時候放假,而且曬了個古銅膚色,還時常帶著黃色耳環

  • And I remember thinking "I think l look great in this." I had just been on holiday, I had a tan. I've got yellow hoops on this time.

    綁著側邊馬尾,加上一點點的汗漬在內衣上

  • A little side pony, and a little bit of a sweat patch on my bra.

    我的某任前男友做的圖

  • One of my ex-boyfriends made this.

    他放的標題有:"Zoe對於維持遠距離戀愛的秘訣","Zoe Sugg談及他的新男友"

  • He's put, "Zoe's secrets to long distance relationships", "Zoe Sugg reveals all about her new boyfriend",

    "如何笑得和Zoe一樣燦爛的10個秘訣","她是怎麼讓牙齒這麼亮白?"

  • "Zoe's top 10 tips to look as face meltingly fine as her. How does she get her teeth so white?"

    這是柯夢波丹(雜誌)吧!! 可以暫停一下嗎?這好有趣喔!!!

  • It's Cosmopolitan! Can we just take a moment? That's so funny!

    因為我現在上了柯夢波丹雜誌封面了!

  • Because, I've actually been on the cover of cosmo now.

    我好奇他沒有看過?

  • I wonder if he saw that?

    這些照片真的很有趣~~~

  • These pictures are so funny

    這本相簿叫"Fred的銳舞"

  • This album is called "Fred's Rave"

    為什麼我15歲要這樣呢?

  • Why was I going to raves at fifteen?

    但很明顯這不是銳舞的風格阿

  • Clearly it wasn't a rave.

    喔我的天,我記得那晚

  • Oh my god, I actually remember this night.

    我記得,很印象深刻

  • I remember it so clearly.

    這又是另一個派對 但我不知道我跟我朋友在幹嘛..

  • This was another party. I'm not sure what me