Name: 暗戀別人時，女生會做的各種蠢事！ (Weird Things Girls Do When They Have A Crush!)
Uploaded: 2017-08-23T03:15:55.000Z
Duration: 3 min 23 s

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Oh, OK, well, can I see a picture of him?

喔，好吧，那我可以看看他的照片嗎？

He looks really bad in all of his profile pictures,

他每一張大頭貼看起來都蠻醜的，

so I'll take a picture and then I'll show you.

It's Rachel, and I thought it would be a fun idea to show you guys some of the weird things that girls do when they have a crush on someone.

我是 Rachel ，我想說如果能拍個影片給你們看看女生暗戀別人時會做的奇怪事情的話，感覺會蠻有趣的

I'm doing a giveaway because you guys asked for it.

我要來送東西，因為你們要求的

I'm giving away your choice of either a MacBook Air, or an iPhone 6S 'cause it just came out on Friday.

由你們來挑選，我會送出一台 MacBook Air 或是一台 iPhone 6S ，因為週五才剛上市

The only rule for this giveaway is that you must be subscribed.

參加這次抽獎的唯一條件就是必須要訂閱我的頻道

If you're already subscribed, then you are already automatically entered.

如果你已經訂閱，那麼你就無條件參加抽獎了

And if you guys want to see weird things that guys do when they have a crush,

如果你們想看男生暗戀別人時會做的奇怪事情的話，

then Issac wants this video to get to 400,000 likes,

那麼 Issac 希望這個影片可以得到四十萬個讚，

because he doesn't really believe that anyone wants to see that.

因為他其實不太相信有人會想看那種影片

Here's some things we do when we like you, guys.

男生們，這些是我們喜歡你時會做的一些事情

Can you like my profile picture so that it shows up on his timeline?

你可以按我的大頭貼讚，讓它出現在他的動態時報上嗎？

OK, do I Facebook message him asking for help with the homework,

好，我應該私訊他問他功課上的事情，

even though I don't actually need help with the homework,

儘管我根本不需要功課上的幫助，

or do I message him saying something and then say "ooh, sorry, wrong person, but what's up"?

還是我應該私訊他然後說「喔！抱歉，密錯人了，不過最近好嗎」？

Um, homework, that will give you a longer conversation.

呃，功課，這樣可以跟他聊比較久

OK, on Fridays between 5th and 6th period, he walks through this hallway.

好，每週五的第五堂跟第六堂課中間，他會經過這條走廊

He complimented my crazy pair of leggings once, so I 'll wear another pair of crazy leggings today,

他上次稱讚了我其中一條很瘋狂的內搭褲，所以我今天要再穿另一條瘋狂的內搭褲，

so when I see him between 5th and 6th period, he'll like my leggings.

這樣我今天在第五堂跟第六堂課中間遇到他的時候，他就會喜歡我的內搭褲

OK, I'm going to screenshot this and then send it to the group chat.

Try to get it approved by all of my friends.

OK, I guess I'll say I think I did pretty well, hbu.

好，我猜我就回他「我做得還不錯，HBU（ How about you ）」

OK, we're gonna call Issac Fiji, from now on.

好，我們從現在起叫 Issac Fiji（ Issac所喝的礦泉水品牌）

Because Issac is in this gym class, and I want to impress him.

因為 Issac 也有上這堂體育課，我要讓他留下印象

He's in the third hallway between 5th and 6th period, right?

他第五堂跟第六堂課中間會在第三走廊，對吧？

OK, then you're going to trip while he's passing by you,

好，那你就要在他跟你擦身而過時被絆倒，

and he's going to help pick up your books.

And then, you can ask him "So, what are you doing this weekend",

然後呢，你可以問他「所以你這週末要幹嘛？」

and he'll say "I'm not doing anything, but I'm hoping we can hang out".

他就會說「我沒有要幹嘛，但我希望可以跟你一起出去」

然後，碰，你就得到一場約會了

Let me tweet something similar to Issac's tweet.

讓我也來發個跟 Issac 很像的推文

OK, now he'll think we're similar, and he might favorite it.

好，現在他會覺得我們很相像，然後可能會喜歡我的推文

I hope he sees this and goes to pizza cafe.

我希望他看到這個然後也去披薩咖啡

If you didn't see my previous two videos, click those down below,

如果你還沒看過我的前兩支影片，點下面的連結

and subscribe right over there if you're not subscribed already.

並且按那裡訂閱我，如果你還沒訂閱的話

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