So you're going to have to keep dealing with this echoiness. I'm literally living my brother's guest room right now

So different here. The trees in the corner and the painting's a little crooked. Miss my old room

So again, I apologize if the videos haven't been coming out quite as frequently

We'll get back into it once I move and get into everything yeah

No, probably not but...

We're here now, so let's get started

Dear Ryan, can you make pickup lines out of puns?

Pick-up lines are bad puns

We all know bad pickup lines like a typical

"Hey girl, are you from Tennessee because you're the only ten I see"

(Growing more intense) Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

So yeah, I'm pretty sure I can make up some bad pickup lines

Here, I'll make pick-up lines using things I can find in my room

All right. What do we got here...

Let's see... empty Redbull can

Yoplait yogurt. Also empty

Cup-of-Noodles. With chopsticks. I think I'm not in focus

We have tissues as well

And a hat

Perfect!

This looks like trash...

(Romantic mood) Hey girl. I was just, uh

ThinCAN (thinking), maybe we could HAT (head) on down

To Yoplait (your place) Ya know?

Tissue and me (Just you and me)

*Box hits the floor*

like a, like, chop. Like two chopsticks

Really like two chopsticks. That's the best you could do?

Yeah! Because you know chopsticks come in pairs

(Scoffs) I'm so sorry

Ryan: Wait, wait, no just...

Girl: I... gotta go.

At least take down my number!

How else are you gonna send me a Cup-o-Noods (couple of nudes) though

*stifled laughter*

Couple of nudes? Cup of noodles? Cuz it's.. Cup-of-nood--

Oh. This is Marucho. It's not even a Cup...

Dear Ryan, can you drink a water bottle in one second?

I don't know if you guys saw it

But there's these guys who basically like suck all the water out of a water bottle in like a second

They're not actually like chugging the water at --- This does not look right

They have the water bottle

And they're basically like they squeeze it and like shove the water

into their

*upset groan*

they have the water bottle and

What is ... I am not PG today?

Yeah... this isn't going to go in. It probably will

You guys know what videos I'm talking about. I thought it was cool

I think I can do it. It's not that hard

You just try it. What's the worst that could happen?

(Off-camera) Hey, you legit think you can do this?

Ryan: I saw that video, I thought

"Oh, I could... probably do it"

And then now that I'm holding this in my hand.. this is a lot of water..

(Off-camera) That is

Alright. Here we go. You ready?

(Off-camera) Three, two

Ryan: Wait, wait, wait. (laughter) Start over

(Off-camera) Three... two... one... go!

*Splash* (Off-camera) Oh

I just missed my whole mouth

Sean: You still have a lot of water left

Ay, you did it!

Ryan: I didn't even do like... look at that... (laughter)

Okay, let me do half a bottle

Yo that was pretty good good

Ha ha ha Alright this time we're just gonna time it, see how long it takes three two one not ready

go

That was really slow laughs doing 4.9

Took a little break nice and not cool Gonna try to beat my score go oh?

My God there you go

Stop! 4.12 That's faster Let's try this one more time

One second? One, go!

*1.9* There's still water hahahaha

I cheated I still use yours

dear ryan can you do an act of happiness and an act of sadness at the same time

I know whoever left this dear Ryan you probably meant this to be tricky because happiness and sadness are opposites

But I go through this almost every single day of my life

I'm sure once you see what I'm talking about a lot of you guys do as well

Dear Ryan can you do a punny dub of Despacito?

Why yes I can

making puns out of the lyrics of a song is something that people naturally do you ever like misheard the

Lyrics to a song and sang something else that sounds like it

You're basically doing exactly that you know like when everybody misheard that Taylor Swift song, the

*sings* ...Starbucks lovers

Everybody thought she said was saying Starbucks lovers, but it's like a long list of Ex-lovers or something

That's basically it that's all you're doing is you're mis-hearing lyrics and making a pun

Especially songs that you, again, don't understand what they're saying like a song by Sean Paul, or

Psy, you know it's in Korean you want to sing along you just don't know how to say the words

They're saying so what I do is I turn it into English words or a sound this is for all you

Non-Spanish speakers who want to sing the chorus of Despacito without, you know, speaking Spanish

Dear Ryan can you reenact the dumbest thing you've done

I honestly can't just name one I do a lot of dumb things some I am more embarrassed of than others?

But I will say it is good for people to acknowledge the dumb things that you do that's how you learn for example

For example I do some things that are kind of dumb, but it's things that we all do. You know, little slip-ups here and there, a little embarrassing

Wait a second, where the hell's my phone?

And you're all set! Have a nice flight!

Thanks, you too!

Hey excuse me, spare any change? I'm sorry man. I actually didn't bring my wallet. What's that?

Hello. Yeah. Oh yeah. I'm just long

Just common little dumb brain farts. Happens to the best of us but then I am also guilty of some slightly dumber things

Little more embarrassing

Did you just blow on your ice cream? It's really cold, so

And of course there's the very dumb things that I've done a little more embarrassing

Alright so what we're gonna do is I am going to dress up like a ninja with a sword

and you guys are gonna go buy a bunch of fruits and you're going to throw it at me and I'm going to cut through all the fruits and

You alright?

Alright here you go. Now, the plate is extremely hot so be careful enjoy

Hi, would you like to sample our new pizza pocket flavor? Um, you know what I'm good. Okay Thank you though

You know what? I'll take one. Oh I'm sorry he just took the last one

Spare any change? oh yeah now. Put it all on Mayweather

Do you have any watermelons? that I do!

and

That was the dumbest thing I've ever done Crazy cool see the lesson now you see the moral of the story. Yeah

Moral of the story is to always be generous and show compassion to everyone especially those less fortunate

And in need. Or it can and will bite you in the butt

Kind of like how that homeless guy did to you. You know when he took the last sample? wait what what are you talking about?

It's not the lesson okay, then what is it? Just take the free sample the first time.

So leave your questions in the comments below and you could be responsible for the next video. Maybe we should head on down to -

- your place, okay?

oh

Never seen anyone eat like that ha ha ha get the belly flopping

What am I filming right now?