a light comes on on the dashboard thing and it looks like this.

I thought it's a man blowing a giant bubble, he's chewing gum.

>> [LAUGH] >> Or

someone driving with an exercise ball on their lap

on their way to yoga, I don't know.

So I tried to fix it the same way we try fix things, I just hoped it would go away,

I just looked at it and said I don't know what that is and

then I went to the next step, which is I ignored it.

>> [LAUGH] >> Then I went into denial and anger and

finally, acceptance and took it to the mechanic and wasn't there long,

it was there like a few hours, and he called and said it's fixed,

he said it was the airbag light.

He probably hit a switch to turn it off.

>> [LAUGH] >> So

I figured out what the symbol means is actually what it is,

is a mechanic driving off with a bag of my money, that's what it is.

>> [APPLAUSE] >> It's like, sucker!

>> [LAUGH] [APPLAUSE] >> The lights,

why not just say airbag or something, I don't know it was confusing.

There's this one here, have you ever seen this one?

>> Yes.

[INAUDIBLE] >> Okay, smart alecks..

>> [LAUGH] >> I didn't know what it was,

there's nothing on my car that shape.

>> [LAUGH] >> I'm like is it a horseshoe

melting, is it?

>> [LAUGH] >> There's an exclamation mark, so

it seems very important.

>> [LAUGH] >> It's low tire pressure,

I guess all of you smartypants people know that.

>> [LAUGH] >> The symbol is way over dramatic.

They could have just used a period.

They could have just put that with a period,

you don't need an exclamation mark to scare the hell out of me.

Just use words.

It's like a friend that uses vague emojis when they text you.

It's an upside down smiley face with eyes or eyes with no mouth.

And you're like, what's it that?

Are you coming to dinner or not?

What does that mean?

>> [LAUGH] >> The only specific thing that your car

ever tells you is Check Engine.

That's the one thing it says, Check Engine.

Okay, I'll check the entire engine.

>> [LAUGH] >> Thanks for the info.

It might as well say, sad face.

>> [LAUGH] >> If they're gonna put warning

lights on your car,

what I need is a light that tells me I left my coffee on the roof of my car.

>> [LAUGH] >> Mayne a coffee cup on

the top of the car.

I'm sorry, I didn't give you more warning about this but

we're going to dance right now.