Name: 我有一架無人機--奧巴馬VS米特-羅姆尼 [RAP NEWS 16] 。 (I HAVE A DRONE - Barack Obama vs Mitt Romney [RAP NEWS 16])
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Rap News is back today with an essential communiqué

to survey the Presidential charades errr... debates

to be the lesser of two evils to rule the planet

but before the ballot, there's a fact we should state

unbeknownst to many, these actual debates

are owned and regulated by the two parties in the race

to exclude tough questions and third parties from the slate.

To rectify this slight on the democratic way of life,

it is with great delight, humility, and frankly surprise

that I came to decide that I would be the host of the final debate tonight!

So with out further ado, let's get on with it:

In the red corner it's the mormon, Governor Mitt Romney

in the blue, you can view President Obama on your screen

Let's begin with an easy one: the economy

- We're left with a forty-seven percent deficit

I'll abolish Education and Health to fix it!

- Ahh... Listen, Mitt, I err... have to disagree,

aaaand you see... err... we actually need a taxing spree.

- so neither of you see any sense in cutting

- Didn't you read my... uh... poster? FOR-WAR!

- Hey, these ain't the questions we chose before...

- You mean these "pre-approved" questions?  - what the..?!

- Let's talk rule of law: what will be your policy?

will have the right to assassinate anyone

I share that drone it includes all of us!

and more powers to detain and resort to excessive force...

- and declare war without approval of congress or courts

of course, you're just copying what I believe in

- Don't let this...uh... War-Is-Peace prize deceive you!

I've bombed a whole heap a people to pieces

- Ah, ok; Israel, will you cease backing its crime and abuses

building settlements in Palestine, and...what are you doing?

- I'll give Israel this many bombs to attack Iran

- Is there anything you two don't agree on?

- The best colour for wives... Or the number

- The fact that Joseph Smith was a prophet.  - bullshit

- Do you think it's safe for humans to consume GMOs? - Yes we cancer

- What about plans to close Gitmo? - Yes we cancelled those.

- And will you prosecute Wall Street? - Yes we ca...

- And with environmental and energy crises,

how will you steer this ship through these high seas?

- Fracking? drilling the Arctic? that's our plan

- ...and build the Keystone pipe from the Tar Sands.

- do you plan to expand the surveillance state?

- Please, our opinions there don't deviate

- Ask us about jobs... for the sake of the race

- We've gotta have some illusion of a debate...

Ask us these questions, Robert, we can't handle this

- This is why we exclude third party candidates...

- Please Robert... - Robert.... - Robert.... - Robert....

- Oh... just a dream... a wonderful dream... but it's gone

ah, the debates, well, I guess I'd better switch them on...

- Gentlemen, welcome to you both ... let's start with jobs

- Jobs! Elmo make Americans return to working

mmm, blowjobs...  - that's against the Bible's teachings

- All right, I think we have another clear  - yeah

- difference between the two of you  - OK

- Now, let's move to Health Care where I know there is a clear difference...

- OmonsterCare is good for money OM NOM NOM NOM

- Elmo is happy for lots of people to die in pain.

- Alright this is segment three, (- aha) the economy entitlements

- Elmo's favourite number is forty seven!