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  • (RHPC HEADQUARTERS 2 months after VMA's)

    (Ryan Higa 製片公司總部 VMA 音樂大獎後兩個月)

  • Can we just do something else?

    我們不能做點別的事嗎?

  • It's been like a month since the VMA's

    VMA 已經過了一個月

  • and no one cares about Miley Cyrus anymore.

    根本沒人在乎麥莉希拉怎樣了

  • Two months.

    兩個月

  • What?

    蛤?

  • It's been roughly two months.

    已經過了兩個月

  • I don't get it. Do you not read the text at the beginning of the video?

    我不懂,你沒有看片頭的字幕嗎?

  • I don't think we're supposed to see the text.

    呃,我們應該看不到才對吧

  • Look, it's been one month since the VMA's.

    你聽著,VMA 後已經要一個月了

  • We need to put out a Miley Cyrus video.

    我們必須上傳麥莉希拉的影片

  • No, we don't.

    不,我們不用

  • Yes, we do, Will.

    不,我們必須,Will

  • You get that through your head, Will? You?

    你腦袋可以動一下嗎,好嗎?(Will? You?)

  • Huh?

    可以嗎?

  • Oh, I got it.

    啊,我知道了

  • - What if... - Sean, if this is another pitch about me twerking...

    - 不如... - Sean 我沒有要跳電臀舞

  • - I don't even know... - Oh, come on.

    - 我甚至不知道... - 吼,少來了

  • - Why not? - You're not gonna post the video of me twerking! Sean!

    - 幹嗎不要? - 你別想上傳我跳電臀舞的影片!Sean!

  • Wait a second.

    等一下

  • What if we've been looking at this the wrong way?

    會不會其實我們一直以來都放錯重點?

  • - What if there's a deeper meaning behind... - Wait a second.

    - 會不會這一切的背後有更深的涵義?- 等一下

  • Hold that thought, Will.

    先讓我說,Will!

  • What if we've been looking at this the wrong way?

    會不會其實我們一直以來都放錯重點?

  • What if there's a deeper meaning behind all of this?

    會不會這一切的背後有更深的涵義?

  • Behind what?

    什麼東西後面?

  • Behind Miley!

    關於麥莉希拉啊!

  • Behind why she's different, why she's changing,

    為什麼她不一樣了!為什麼她變了!

  • why she's been twerking so much!

    為什麼她這麼愛跳電臀舞!

  • I got it.

    我懂了

  • What if Miley really isn't changing?

    會不會麥莉其實沒有改變?

  • What if she's purposely trying to ruin her image

    會不會她其實是故意讓自己形象崩壞

  • so that she can intentionally lose fans

    來刻意減少自己的粉絲

  • because some secret organization is trying to use her popularity

    因為某個神祕組織試著利用她的高人氣

  • to take over the world?

    來攻佔世界?

  • It all make sense now!

    這樣一切都講通了!

  • What the hell are you talking about?

    你到底在說什麼???

  • How do you even come up with these ridiculous conclusions?

    你到底怎麼得出這種荒唐的結論?

  • Will, it's so simple, how do you not see it?

    Will,這麼簡單的事你怎麼會沒看出來?

  • Seriously, Will?

    認真?Will?

  • Shut up, Sean.

    Sean 閉嘴

  • You don't know what he's talking about either.

    你根本也不知道他在說什麼

  • Yes, I do.

    不,我知道

  • No, you don't.

    不,你不知道

  • Yes, I do.

    不,我知道!

  • No, you don't!

    不!你不知道!

  • - No, he gets this. - See?

    - 你錯了,他知道 - 看吧?

  • Fine, prove it then.

    好啊,那你證明啊

  • At the same time. What are we talking about?

    你們同時解釋,說說我們剛剛在講什麼?

  • We're talking about how Miley Cyrus is not changing

    我們在講麥莉希拉其實沒有改變

  • but purposely ruining her image in order to lose fans

    只是透過崩壞自己的形象來刻意減少粉絲

  • as some secret organization doesn't use it to take over the world.

    好讓某個神秘組織不能利用她攻佔世界

  • What the...

    供三...

  • And the reason why she can't just come out and say it publicly

    而她不能跳出來公開說實話的原因

  • is because whoever the person and/or persons that are targeting her...

    大概是因為不管是某個或某群人在打她的主意...

  • (sneeze)

    (打噴嚏)

  • Bless you. Thank you.

    老天保佑你 謝謝

  • ...are powerful and enough to stop her from saying anything.

    ...都擁有可以阻止她說實話的強大力量

  • I don't know what just.... Whatever.

    剛剛到底.... 算了

  • You guys really think that's what happened?

    所以你們真的相信這種說法?

  • Yes.

    是的

  • Don't be so naive.

    別這麼天真了

  • What?

    蛤?

  • I said. You're being naive!

    我說,你們太天真了!

  • Na-eve? Don't make a word.

    田-甄?別自己創字

  • It's a real word.

    真的有這個字

  • Nope.

    沒有

  • But why didn't Miley do something about this sooner?

    但麥莉為什麼以前不做?

  • Why now?

    為什麼是現在?

  • Isn't it obvious? The secret organization can only brain wash kids

    這不是很明顯嗎?那個神秘組織只能對小孩進行洗腦

  • which is why Miley was brainwashed when she was a kid.

    這也就是為什麼麥莉小時候被洗腦

  • But once she became adult they lost control

    但她成年後他們就無法繼續控制她

  • and that's why she quit Hannah Montana the show when she was 18.

    這就是為什麼她會在 18 歲的時候退出孟漢娜

  • This is so dumb! You're just making up ridiculous assumptions

    別蠢了!你只是毫無根據的

  • basing off of no evidence whatsoever.

    在做荒謬的假設

  • Will, don't be so naive.

    Will,別這麼天真了

  • So Miley sacrificing her career to save the world?

    所以麥莉為了拯救世界而犧牲她的事業嗎?

  • It's not just that. See, at the VMA's when she was twerking?

    不只是這樣,你有看到她在 VMA 上跳的電臀舞嗎?

  • I think I saw something.

    我想我有看到些什麼

  • - You see this? - Eww.

    - 你有看到這個嗎? - 呃

  • I think she's trying to tell us something.

    我想她正試著告訴我們什麼

  • Tell us what?

    什麼?

  • The secret!

    那個秘密啊!

  • Who this organization is and what they're trying to do!

    關於那是什麼組織、他們要什麼!

  • With that?

    透過電臀舞?

  • Look, the VMA's are huge. Everyone watches it.

    聽著,像 VMA 這麼盛大的音樂獎項每個人都會看

  • But you know what gets more views in the VMA's?

    但你知道什麼東西的收視率比 VMA 好嗎?

  • The Super Bowl.

    超級盃足球賽

  • And who perform the last Super Bowl? Beyoncé.

    而上一次在超級盃表演的人是誰?碧昂絲

  • And Beyoncé performed with her old group named Destiny's Child.

    碧昂絲更與她從前的團隊「天命真女」一起表演

  • And one of Destiny's Child's biggest songs is Say My Name, Say My Name.

    而「天命真女」最紅的歌是「喊我名喊我名」

  • Yet, nobody knows Destiny's Child's name. We know his mother's name, Destiny.

    但是,沒人知道「天命」的「女」到底叫什麼名字因為我們只知道她母親叫做「天命」

  • And guess what Miley Cyrus's real name is?

    但你猜猜麥莉希拉的本名是什麼?

  • Destiny. Destiny Hope Cyrus.

    「天命」,天命希望希拉

  • If Miley is Destiny, and Beyoncé is originally Destiny's Child.

    所以麥莉是「天命」,碧昂絲原本是「天命的女兒」

  • Miley is Beyoncé's Mom

    麥莉是碧昂絲的母親

  • which means Jay-Z is Miley's son in law

    也就是說,Jay-Z 是麥莉的女婿

  • since he's married to Beyoncé.

    因為他跟碧昂絲結婚了

  • And Jay-Z as we all know is rumored to be a part of what secret society

    而我們都知道 Jay-Z 被傳聞屬於某個秘密組織

  • that's represented by a pyramid with an eyeball on it.

    某個以金字塔及眼球為標誌的秘密組織

  • You don't mean...

    你不是在說...

  • I do. They're all the part of the infamous, one and only

    我是,他們就是那個惡名昭彰、獨一無二的

  • Key Club.

    鑰匙會

  • Key Club?

    鑰匙會?

  • Think about it.

    你仔細想想

  • What shape does a pyramid with an eyeball on it resemble?

    金字塔及頂端眼球的形狀會像什麼?

  • A key hole.

    一個鑰匙孔

  • And a key hole represent something locked, something secret.

    而鑰匙孔則代表著上鎖的、秘密的事情

  • And the only way to see a secret that's locked up

    唯一可以窺看這個祕密的方式

  • is with a symbolic one eye by looking through the key hole.

    即是象徵性的用一隻眼睛去窺看這個鑰匙孔

  • Really? You really believe that

    你確定?你真的相信

  • the reason why Miley Cyrus is changing is because of Key Club,

    麥莉希拉改變的原因是鑰匙會?

  • the program for high school students to do community service projects?

    那個給中學生參與社區服務的計畫?

  • You really don't get it, do you?

    你真的沒抓到重點,對吧?

  • No, I don't get it.

    對,我沒有

  • How do you open the key hole?

    要怎麼解開鑰匙鎖?

  • With the key.

    用鑰匙啊

  • And what is that key you might ask?

    這時你又會問鑰匙在哪?

  • Miley was trying to show us the whole time.

    那正是麥莉一直以來想告訴我們的

  • What do you do when you had the key?

    如果你有鑰匙你會怎麼做?

  • You put it into the key hole and you twist it a little bit,

    你把鑰匙插入鑰匙孔,稍稍的轉動它

  • and you jerk it around until it unlocks.

    再上下搖一搖直到它解鎖

  • You twist and you jerk, you twerk!

    你轉,然後你搖,你跳「電臀舞」!

  • That's the key! Twerking!

    這就是一切的關鍵啊!電臀舞!

  • If we twerk, we'll be able to see the truth.

    如果我們跳電臀舞,我們就能看見真相

  • You've gotta be kidding me.

    你一定在跟我開玩笑

  • What?

    怎樣?

  • I'm not gonna lie. I was with you up until "naive" but...

    我老實說,一直到「天真」時我都是站在你那邊的,但...

  • That was like, the very beginning of the video.

    那就是整部影片的最一開始吧

  • Oh my god, guys. Just watch me, okay? Here.

    我的天啊,兄弟,你們看我,好嗎?這邊

  • Look.

    看著

  • "You're not gonna post the video of me twerking, Sean."

    「你別想上傳我跳電臀舞的影片!Sean!」

  • "Miley was trying to show us the whole time."

    「那正是麥莉一直以來想告訴我們的」

  • "That's the key! Twerking!"

    「這就是一切的關鍵啊!電臀舞!」

  • Hello, Ryan.

    嗨,Ryan

  • Miley Cyrus?

    麥莉希拉?

  • I see you found the key behind my great messages.

    我想你找到我偉大訊息背後的關鍵了

  • Wait, what?

    等等,什麼?

  • You discovered the truth behind why I've been twerking so much.

    你發掘了我如此愛跳電臀舞背後的真相了

  • So, it's not a cry for help in attempt to expose Key Club as a brainwashing organization?

    所以,一切並不是為了向大家揭露鑰匙會這個洗腦組織嗎?

  • No, silly.

    不,小傻蛋

  • My song, We Can't Stop, my VMA's performance,

    我的歌「我們不能停」、我的 VMA 電臀舞

  • my entire changing persona, is just a statement.

    我的人格轉變,這一切都只是個宣言

  • A statement that I'm gonna be who I am.

    去宣示我要做自己

  • That was pretty close.

    這很接近了

  • Even if some people might think I'm mangy, slutty,

    即便有些人會覺得我很下流、放蕩

  • some might even describe as "ratchet",

    有些甚至會形容我很沒質感

  • at least I'm being myself.

    至少我是在做我自己

  • But what about all the people that say

    但那些公眾的評論

  • you're a bad influence for kids?

    那些說妳是孩子的壞榜樣的言論呢?

  • Well, Ryan, if telling kids to be themselves is bad,

    Ryan,這個嘛,如果告訴孩子做自己是件壞事

  • then I don't know what good is anymore.

    那我也不知道還有什麼會是好的事情了

  • Look, people my not see my message right now

    聽著,人們也許現在沒辦法看見我想傳遞的訊息

  • but I can't give up just yet.

    但我還不能放棄

  • Cause there's always gonna be another mountain

    因為我們永遠會有新的挑戰要面對

  • - and I'm always gonna wanna make it move. - Make that move.

    - 而我永遠會選擇去克服它 - 去克服它

  • But I just have to keep climbing and climbing

    因此我必須不斷的向前走

  • because I can almost see that dream I'm dreaming.

    因為我幾乎就可以看見我的夢想實現了

  • The dream that I can have the best of both worlds

    那個兩全其美的美夢

  • to be a good influence and to keep partying here in the USA.

    那個讓我可以在美國開趴同時當個好榜樣的夢想

  • And no matter how many little wrecking balls flying to my mind,

    不管有多少小鐵球撞進我的心門

  • trying to break my achy breaky heart

    試著去敲碎我脆弱易碎的心靈

  • I know that you deep down and I can't stop, and I won't stop,

    我們心靈深處都知道我不能停止,而我也不會停止

  • so I can't be tamed.

    因此我是不會被馴服的

  • I just gotta keep being who I am.

    我就是會繼續的追尋自我

  • I gotta keep doing me.

    繼續做我自己

  • I gotta keep doing Miley.

    繼續扮演麥莉

  • Lots and lots of Mileys.

    很多很多的麥莉

  • Wow, so sorry I had you all wrong, we all did.

    哇,對不起我誤會你了,我們都誤會你了

  • What's important Ryan, is that now you know.

    Ryan,重要的事情是現在你知道了

  • And knowing, is half the battle.

    而一旦知道,就成功一半了

  • No, no, I wouldn't say that knowing is half the battle.

    不、不,我不會說這是成功的一半

  • I won't even say it's 25% of the battle.

    我甚至不覺得這是成功的四分之一

  • - Doing something... - You know I was trying to give you a cool note to leave on.

    - 做一件事... - 你知道我只是想幫你下個好的結尾

  • But I guess you wanna end this awkwardly, so...

    但看來你想尷尬地結束,所以⋯⋯

  • Oh, alright then.

    哦,好吧那

  • Miley don't go, I have more questions.

    麥莉別走,我還有很多問題!

  • Miley!

    麥莉!

  • Miley!

    麥莉!

  • Molly!!

    莫利!!

  • Wait, does somebody says Molly?

    等等,有人說莫利嗎(一種毒品)?

  • What? No, I said Miley.

    蛤?沒有,我說麥莉

  • Oh..

    哦..

  • Shaaa

  • Um..

    呃....

  • Hello, Ryan, you there?

    嘿,Ryan 你在嗎?

  • Where, where's Miley?

    麥... 麥莉在哪?

  • What?

    蛤?

  • What are you talking about?

    你在說什麼?

  • You're in the middle of your sentence

    你講話講到一半

  • and you just froze.

    就突然凍住了

  • Yeah, so, do you have any idea or...?

    對,所以,你有任何想法或是...?

  • You know what guys, let's not make this video.

    兄弟你們知道嗎,我們還是不要拍這部影片了

  • What?

    蛤?

  • We have to.

    我們必須

  • Well, if we do we're not gonna bash her like everyone else.

    那麼,如果我們要拍,我們不能像大家一樣抨擊她

  • Then, what are we gonna do?

    那我們要怎麼做?

  • Tell them the truth.

    告訴大家真相

  • The truth about what?

    什麼東西的真相?

  • The truth about Miley Cyrus.

    麥莉希拉的真相

  • So, what is it?

    所以,是什麼?

  • What?

    什麼?

  • You just said the truth about Miley and wrote it down.

    你就只是寫了「麥莉希拉的真相」

  • What is it?

    所以那到底是什麼?

  • Weren't you watching the flashback, the vision I just had?

    你們沒有在看我剛剛靈魂出竅的片段嗎?

  • She twerks to make the world a better place.

    她跳電臀舞來讓世界更美好啊

  • Did you take care of it?

    妳處理那件事了嗎?

  • Yes, the target has been incepted.

    處理了,目標已經被洗腦了

  • He doesn't suspect a thing.

    他深信不疑

  • Good. You did very well, Miley.

    很好,妳做得很棒,麥莉

  • So does that mean...

    所以這代表著...

  • Yes, you're in.

    是的,歡迎加入我們

(RHPC HEADQUARTERS 2 months after VMA's)

(Ryan Higa 製片公司總部 VMA 音樂大獎後兩個月)

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麥莉-賽勒斯的真相! (The Truth About Miley Cyrus!)

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