Can we just do something else?

我們不能做點別的事嗎？

It's been like a month since the VMA's

VMA 已經過了一個月

and no one cares about Miley Cyrus anymore.

根本沒人在乎麥莉希拉怎樣了

Two months.

兩個月

What?

蛤？

It's been roughly two months.

已經過了兩個月

I don't get it. Do you not read the text at the beginning of the video?

我不懂，你沒有看片頭的字幕嗎？

I don't think we're supposed to see the text.

呃，我們應該看不到才對吧

Look, it's been one month since the VMA's.

你聽著，VMA 後已經要一個月了

We need to put out a Miley Cyrus video.

我們必須上傳麥莉希拉的影片

No, we don't.

不，我們不用

Yes, we do, Will.

不，我們必須，Will

You get that through your head, Will? You?

你腦袋可以動一下嗎，好嗎？（Will? You?）

Huh?

可以嗎？

Oh, I got it.

啊，我知道了

- What if... - Sean, if this is another pitch about me twerking...

- 不如... - Sean 我沒有要跳電臀舞

- I don't even know... - Oh, come on.

- 我甚至不知道... - 吼，少來了

- Why not？ - You're not gonna post the video of me twerking! Sean!

- 幹嗎不要？ - 你別想上傳我跳電臀舞的影片！Sean！

Wait a second.

等一下

What if we've been looking at this the wrong way?

會不會其實我們一直以來都放錯重點？

- What if there's a deeper meaning behind... - Wait a second.

- 會不會這一切的背後有更深的涵義？- 等一下

Hold that thought, Will.

先讓我說，Will！

What if we've been looking at this the wrong way?

會不會其實我們一直以來都放錯重點？

What if there's a deeper meaning behind all of this?

會不會這一切的背後有更深的涵義？

Behind what?

什麼東西後面？

Behind Miley!

關於麥莉希拉啊！

Behind why she's different, why she's changing,

為什麼她不一樣了！為什麼她變了！

why she's been twerking so much!

為什麼她這麼愛跳電臀舞！

I got it.

我懂了

What if Miley really isn't changing?

會不會麥莉其實沒有改變？

What if she's purposely trying to ruin her image

會不會她其實是故意讓自己形象崩壞

so that she can intentionally lose fans

來刻意減少自己的粉絲

because some secret organization is trying to use her popularity

因為某個神祕組織試著利用她的高人氣

to take over the world?

來攻佔世界？

It all make sense now!

這樣一切都講通了！

What the hell are you talking about?

你到底在說什麼？？？

How do you even come up with these ridiculous conclusions?

你到底怎麼得出這種荒唐的結論？

Will, it's so simple, how do you not see it?

Will，這麼簡單的事你怎麼會沒看出來？

Seriously, Will?

認真？Will？

Shut up, Sean.

Sean 閉嘴

You don't know what he's talking about either.

你根本也不知道他在說什麼

Yes, I do.

不，我知道

No, you don't.

不，你不知道

Yes, I do.

不，我知道！

No, you don't!

不！你不知道！

- No, he gets this. - See?

- 你錯了，他知道 - 看吧？

Fine, prove it then.

好啊，那你證明啊

At the same time. What are we talking about?

你們同時解釋，說說我們剛剛在講什麼？

We're talking about how Miley Cyrus is not changing

我們在講麥莉希拉其實沒有改變

but purposely ruining her image in order to lose fans

只是透過崩壞自己的形象來刻意減少粉絲

as some secret organization doesn't use it to take over the world.

好讓某個神秘組織不能利用她攻佔世界

What the...

供三...

And the reason why she can't just come out and say it publicly

而她不能跳出來公開說實話的原因

is because whoever the person and/or persons that are targeting her...

大概是因為不管是某個或某群人在打她的主意...

(sneeze)

（打噴嚏）

Bless you. Thank you.

老天保佑你 謝謝

...are powerful and enough to stop her from saying anything.

...都擁有可以阻止她說實話的強大力量

I don't know what just.... Whatever.

剛剛到底.... 算了

You guys really think that's what happened?

所以你們真的相信這種說法？

Yes.

是的

Don't be so naive.

別這麼天真了

What?

蛤？

I said. You're being naive!

我說，你們太天真了！

Na-eve? Don't make a word.

田-甄？別自己創字

It's a real word.

真的有這個字

Nope.

沒有

But why didn't Miley do something about this sooner?

但麥莉為什麼以前不做？

Why now?

為什麼是現在？

Isn't it obvious? The secret organization can only brain wash kids

這不是很明顯嗎？那個神秘組織只能對小孩進行洗腦

which is why Miley was brainwashed when she was a kid.

這也就是為什麼麥莉小時候被洗腦

But once she became adult they lost control

但她成年後他們就無法繼續控制她

and that's why she quit Hannah Montana the show when she was 18.

這就是為什麼她會在 18 歲的時候退出孟漢娜

This is so dumb! You're just making up ridiculous assumptions

別蠢了！你只是毫無根據的

basing off of no evidence whatsoever.

在做荒謬的假設

Will, don't be so naive.

Will，別這麼天真了

So Miley sacrificing her career to save the world?

所以麥莉為了拯救世界而犧牲她的事業嗎？

It's not just that. See, at the VMA's when she was twerking?

不只是這樣，你有看到她在 VMA 上跳的電臀舞嗎？

I think I saw something.

我想我有看到些什麼

- You see this? - Eww.

- 你有看到這個嗎？ - 呃

I think she's trying to tell us something.

我想她正試著告訴我們什麼

Tell us what?

什麼？

The secret!

那個秘密啊！

Who this organization is and what they're trying to do!

關於那是什麼組織、他們要什麼！

With that?

透過電臀舞？

Look, the VMA's are huge. Everyone watches it.

聽著，像 VMA 這麼盛大的音樂獎項每個人都會看

But you know what gets more views in the VMA's?

但你知道什麼東西的收視率比 VMA 好嗎？

The Super Bowl.

超級盃足球賽

And who perform the last Super Bowl? Beyoncé.

而上一次在超級盃表演的人是誰？碧昂絲

And Beyoncé performed with her old group named Destiny's Child.

碧昂絲更與她從前的團隊「天命真女」一起表演

And one of Destiny's Child's biggest songs is Say My Name, Say My Name.

而「天命真女」最紅的歌是「喊我名喊我名」

Yet, nobody knows Destiny's Child's name. We know his mother's name, Destiny.

但是，沒人知道「天命」的「女」到底叫什麼名字因為我們只知道她母親叫做「天命」

And guess what Miley Cyrus's real name is?

但你猜猜麥莉希拉的本名是什麼？

Destiny. Destiny Hope Cyrus.

「天命」，天命希望希拉

If Miley is Destiny, and Beyoncé is originally Destiny's Child.

所以麥莉是「天命」，碧昂絲原本是「天命的女兒」

Miley is Beyoncé's Mom

麥莉是碧昂絲的母親

which means Jay-Z is Miley's son in law

也就是說，Jay-Z 是麥莉的女婿

since he's married to Beyoncé.

因為他跟碧昂絲結婚了

And Jay-Z as we all know is rumored to be a part of what secret society

而我們都知道 Jay-Z 被傳聞屬於某個秘密組織

that's represented by a pyramid with an eyeball on it.

某個以金字塔及眼球為標誌的秘密組織

You don't mean...

你不是在說...

I do. They're all the part of the infamous, one and only

我是，他們就是那個惡名昭彰、獨一無二的

Key Club.

鑰匙會

Key Club?

鑰匙會？

Think about it.

你仔細想想

What shape does a pyramid with an eyeball on it resemble?

金字塔及頂端眼球的形狀會像什麼？

A key hole.

一個鑰匙孔

And a key hole represent something locked, something secret.

而鑰匙孔則代表著上鎖的、秘密的事情

And the only way to see a secret that's locked up

唯一可以窺看這個祕密的方式

is with a symbolic one eye by looking through the key hole.

即是象徵性的用一隻眼睛去窺看這個鑰匙孔

Really? You really believe that

你確定？你真的相信

the reason why Miley Cyrus is changing is because of Key Club,

麥莉希拉改變的原因是鑰匙會？

the program for high school students to do community service projects?

那個給中學生參與社區服務的計畫？

You really don't get it, do you?

你真的沒抓到重點，對吧？

No, I don't get it.

對，我沒有

How do you open the key hole?

要怎麼解開鑰匙鎖？

With the key.

用鑰匙啊

And what is that key you might ask?

這時你又會問鑰匙在哪？

Miley was trying to show us the whole time.

那正是麥莉一直以來想告訴我們的

What do you do when you had the key?

如果你有鑰匙你會怎麼做？

You put it into the key hole and you twist it a little bit,

你把鑰匙插入鑰匙孔，稍稍的轉動它

and you jerk it around until it unlocks.

再上下搖一搖直到它解鎖

You twist and you jerk, you twerk!

你轉，然後你搖，你跳「電臀舞」！

That's the key! Twerking!

這就是一切的關鍵啊！電臀舞！

If we twerk, we'll be able to see the truth.

如果我們跳電臀舞，我們就能看見真相

You've gotta be kidding me.

你一定在跟我開玩笑

What?

怎樣？

I'm not gonna lie. I was with you up until "naive" but...

我老實說，一直到「天真」時我都是站在你那邊的，但...

That was like, the very beginning of the video.

那就是整部影片的最一開始吧

Oh my god, guys. Just watch me, okay? Here.

我的天啊，兄弟，你們看我，好嗎？這邊

Look.

看著

"You're not gonna post the video of me twerking, Sean."

「你別想上傳我跳電臀舞的影片！Sean！」

"Miley was trying to show us the whole time."

「那正是麥莉一直以來想告訴我們的」

"That's the key! Twerking!"

「這就是一切的關鍵啊！電臀舞！」

Hello, Ryan.

嗨，Ryan

Miley Cyrus?

麥莉希拉？

I see you found the key behind my great messages.

我想你找到我偉大訊息背後的關鍵了

Wait, what?

等等，什麼？

You discovered the truth behind why I've been twerking so much.

你發掘了我如此愛跳電臀舞背後的真相了

So, it's not a cry for help in attempt to expose Key Club as a brainwashing organization?

所以，一切並不是為了向大家揭露鑰匙會這個洗腦組織嗎？

No, silly.

不，小傻蛋

My song, We Can't Stop, my VMA's performance,

我的歌「我們不能停」、我的 VMA 電臀舞

my entire changing persona, is just a statement.

我的人格轉變，這一切都只是個宣言

A statement that I'm gonna be who I am.

去宣示我要做自己

That was pretty close.

這很接近了

Even if some people might think I'm mangy, slutty,

即便有些人會覺得我很下流、放蕩

some might even describe as "ratchet",

有些甚至會形容我很沒質感

at least I'm being myself.

至少我是在做我自己

But what about all the people that say

但那些公眾的評論

you're a bad influence for kids?

那些說妳是孩子的壞榜樣的言論呢？

Well, Ryan, if telling kids to be themselves is bad,

Ryan，這個嘛，如果告訴孩子做自己是件壞事

then I don't know what good is anymore.

那我也不知道還有什麼會是好的事情了

Look, people my not see my message right now

聽著，人們也許現在沒辦法看見我想傳遞的訊息

but I can't give up just yet.

但我還不能放棄

Cause there's always gonna be another mountain

因為我們永遠會有新的挑戰要面對

- and I'm always gonna wanna make it move. - Make that move.

- 而我永遠會選擇去克服它 - 去克服它

But I just have to keep climbing and climbing

因此我必須不斷的向前走

because I can almost see that dream I'm dreaming.

因為我幾乎就可以看見我的夢想實現了

The dream that I can have the best of both worlds

那個兩全其美的美夢

to be a good influence and to keep partying here in the USA.

那個讓我可以在美國開趴同時當個好榜樣的夢想

And no matter how many little wrecking balls flying to my mind,

不管有多少小鐵球撞進我的心門

trying to break my achy breaky heart

試著去敲碎我脆弱易碎的心靈

I know that you deep down and I can't stop, and I won't stop,

我們心靈深處都知道我不能停止，而我也不會停止

so I can't be tamed.

因此我是不會被馴服的

I just gotta keep being who I am.

我就是會繼續的追尋自我

I gotta keep doing me.

繼續做我自己

I gotta keep doing Miley.

繼續扮演麥莉

Lots and lots of Mileys.

很多很多的麥莉

Wow, so sorry I had you all wrong, we all did.

哇，對不起我誤會你了，我們都誤會你了

What's important Ryan, is that now you know.

Ryan，重要的事情是現在你知道了

And knowing, is half the battle.

而一旦知道，就成功一半了

No, no, I wouldn't say that knowing is half the battle.

不、不，我不會說這是成功的一半

I won't even say it's 25% of the battle.

我甚至不覺得這是成功的四分之一

- Doing something... - You know I was trying to give you a cool note to leave on.

- 做一件事... - 你知道我只是想幫你下個好的結尾

But I guess you wanna end this awkwardly, so...

但看來你想尷尬地結束，所以⋯⋯

Oh, alright then.

哦，好吧那

Miley don't go, I have more questions.

麥莉別走，我還有很多問題！

Miley!

麥莉！

Miley!

麥莉！

Molly!!

莫利！！

Wait, does somebody says Molly?

等等，有人說莫利嗎（一種毒品）？

What? No, I said Miley.

蛤？沒有，我說麥莉

Oh..

哦..

Shaaa

唰

Um..

呃....

Hello, Ryan, you there?

嘿，Ryan 你在嗎？

Where, where's Miley?

麥... 麥莉在哪？

What?

蛤？

What are you talking about?

你在說什麼？

You're in the middle of your sentence

你講話講到一半

and you just froze.

就突然凍住了

Yeah, so, do you have any idea or...?

對，所以，你有任何想法或是...？

You know what guys, let's not make this video.

兄弟你們知道嗎，我們還是不要拍這部影片了

What?

蛤？

We have to.

我們必須

Well, if we do we're not gonna bash her like everyone else.

那麼，如果我們要拍，我們不能像大家一樣抨擊她

Then, what are we gonna do?

那我們要怎麼做？

Tell them the truth.

告訴大家真相

The truth about what?

什麼東西的真相？

The truth about Miley Cyrus.

麥莉希拉的真相

So, what is it?

所以，是什麼？

What?

什麼？

You just said the truth about Miley and wrote it down.

你就只是寫了「麥莉希拉的真相」

What is it?

所以那到底是什麼？

Weren't you watching the flashback, the vision I just had?

你們沒有在看我剛剛靈魂出竅的片段嗎？

She twerks to make the world a better place.

她跳電臀舞來讓世界更美好啊

Did you take care of it?

妳處理那件事了嗎？

Yes, the target has been incepted.

處理了，目標已經被洗腦了

He doesn't suspect a thing.

他深信不疑

Good. You did very well, Miley.

很好，妳做得很棒，麥莉

So does that mean...

所以這代表著...

Yes, you're in.

是的，歡迎加入我們