(Trying to focus.)

(我正在試著集中。)

Y-YEAH!! ((slap hands))

耶!!((拍手))

ONE MILLION SUBSCRIBERS!

一百萬訂閱!

{{burst-open party horn noise}}

{{爆開的派對吹卷聲}}

{{plop}} Well, this calls for two things.

{{撲通}}恩，這代表會兩件事。

First, I'd like to make a celebration candle,

首先，我會做一個慶祝蠟燭，

which I'll make out of a Jacob's ladder;

是用雅各的天梯所做成的。

And second,

而且再來，

...I'm gonna *give away four* of these Lulzbot mini to you, my viewers and patrons, at the end of the video.

在影片的最後我要送出這四個Lulzbot 迷你3D列印機給你們，也就是我的觀眾和贊助者。

Thank you for helping me get there.

謝謝你們幫助我到達這裡。

Now let's make a Ladder.

現在讓我們來製作天梯吧。

#{middle eastern cinematic music}

#(像中東電影的音樂)

## According to historians,

##根據歷史學家所說

...Jacob used this special ladder to ascend to heavens.

...雅各透過這個特別的梯子來升上天堂。

#(--)#

#(--)#

Well, naturally, of course, if you were too unfortunate to touch this ladder, you'll die.

不過當然地，如果你不幸的碰到這座梯子的話你會死。

Because it's made of very high power, high voltage, low frequency, across two metal rods.

因為這是透過跨越兩根金屬棒高能量、高壓且低頻率的電流所組成的。

But unlike the legend, it doesn't guarantee you'll go to heaven.

但這不像傳說一樣，他不保證你一定能上天堂。

## Unless you have lead an honest life,

##除非你潔身自愛，

have been good to your neighbours,--

對你的鄰居很友善，--

#(--)#

#(--)#

Fine! I don't *know* why they call it a ^Jacob's ladder^, and I don't care.

算了!我不知道為什麼他們要把這個叫做雅各的天梯，而且我也不在乎。

We need high voltage, and I can create it with my

我們需要高電壓，而且我可以用我的

[heaves] microwave oven transformer.

微波爐變壓器產生出來。

It creates over 2000 volts.

他可以產生大約2000伏特。

Now we need to shape two wires, and connect them to the transformer.

現在我們需要把兩條電線的形狀用好，並且把他們接在變壓器上。

Hey. I just came back from future to warn you *one last time*:

嘿!我就是為了警告你們 *最後一次 *才從未來回來。

You are *banned* to do this high voltage experiment at home.

你絕對 *禁止*在家裡做這個有高電壓的實驗。

It is more dangerous than having an agitated cobra around your neck.

這比在你脖子套上一隻被激怒的眼鏡蛇還危險。

At least the venom takes a while to kill you, but this doesn't(!)

至少毒液需要時間來殺死你，但這個不用(!)

In a Jacob's Ladder, we have two wires like this connected to high voltage.

在雅各的天梯裡，會有兩條像這樣的電線連著高壓電。

The arc is created from the shortest gap and ri-i-ises all the way up.

電弧會在空隙最窄的地方產生，並一路升高到最高點。

The reason is that the arc so all the hot air pushes the arc up.

這是因為電弧本身很燙，所以周遭的熱空氣會把他往上推。

I have connected my wires to my transformer so we can see the arc.

我已經把電線接上我的變壓器，所以我們就可以看到電弧了。

{{switch, buzzing}}

{{按下開關, 嗡嗡嗡}}

Oh(!) I think the gap between the wires is a little bit too wide for the 2kV to jump across.

喔(!)，我想這樣的空隙對於2000伏特產生電弧來說有點太寬了。

{{slams table}}

{{撞桌}}

Ah-owww!

喔-噢噢噢!

(I almost killed myself(!))

(我差一點就殺了我自己(!))

But I was saved with sheer luck(!)

但我真的是被狗屎運給救了(!)

See, my right hand touches the wire first,

看，我的右手先碰到電線，

which shocked me back to my senses.

所以電到我的神經反射性的縮手。

If both my hands touched the wires at the same time,

如果我的兩隻手同時碰到電線，

now you would be watching a few hours of my corpse cooking to perfection.

現在你就會看到幾小時後煮的剛好的我的屍體。

I'm pretty sure that doesn't meet YouTube guidelines either.

我也非常確定這絕對不會符合YouTube 的規範。

(Maybe I could have posted it on LiveLeak.)

(也許我可以放在LiveLeak。)

So, never get too comfortable around and always wear protective gear(!)

所以，絕對不要小看高壓電，並且要隨時穿戴防護裝置(!)

See, even though only one hand was touching the wire,-

看，即使我只有一隻手碰到電線， -

and fortunately I wasn't touching earth or any other conductive surfaces -

而且很幸運的我沒有碰到地面或任何可導電的表面 -

it still zapped me.

他依然電到我了。

Always remember,

永遠要記住，

any conductor like your body has parasitic capacitances to the environment.

像你身體一樣的任何導體跟環境之間都有寄生電容。

So, if the voltage is high enough, there will be (a) high enough current to zap you.

所以，如果電壓夠高的話，他就能夠輸出夠高的電流來電你。

Let me show you.

讓我示範給你看，

See this probe is not connected anywhere.

這個探棒並沒有連接到任何東西。

But when I bring it close ({{switch, buzzing}})

但當我把他靠近{{按下開關, 嗡嗡嗡}}

to this wire,...

這條電線的時候，...

{buzzing...}

{{嗡嗡嗡}}

it'll arc.

他就會產生電弧。

{buzzing...} {{very quiet zapping}}

{嗡嗡嗡}{{非常小聲的通電}}

You hear it?

你聽到了嗎?

Uh, maybe if I make the room dark, you can even see the arcs.

哦，也許我把房間變暗一點，你就能看到電弧了。

{{very quiet zapping}}

{{非常小聲的通電}}

You see them?

你看到了嗎?

The probe is still not connected anywhere.

探棒還是沒有接到任何地方。

If it was, the arcs would be huge.

如果有的話，電弧會變得超大。

For around 2 kV, I need around 1 mm for the arc to (jump)(--)

對2000伏特左右來說，我需要大概1毫米的空隙來讓電弧(產生)(--)

{{walls shake from drilling}} For around 2 kV, I need around 1 mm for the arc to (jump)(--)

(友善鄰居的電鑽聲)

{{walls shake from consistent drilling}}

(鄰居大整修) {牆壁被電鑽持續攻擊}}

{{walls shake from consistent drilling}} ((snickers))

{{大爆鑽}} ((偷笑)

Anyways, for around 2 kVs, I need around 1 mm of air gap for the arc to jump.

不管怎樣，對2000伏特左右來說，我需要大概1毫米的空隙來讓電弧產生。

Let's try it.

讓我們來試試看吧。

{{buzzing}}

{{嗡嗡嗡}}

{{loud arc rises and cuts}}

{{滋滋滋，斷}}

Ooh, sh*t.

Ooh, sh*t.

{{switch}}

{{關}}

((snickers))

((偷笑))

My puny wire's melted,--

我的脆弱小電線熔掉了，--

I need thicker wires, like this, so they don't melt.

我需要像這樣更粗的電線，來讓他不會再融掉。

Let's give it a try. {{switch, buzzing, arcing}}

讓我們再試一次。

Come on.

來啊。

{{loud mechanical snap}} F***(!)

(跳電!)F***(!)

The breaker popped(!)

斷路器跳掉了(!)

Dammit, I just want to celebrate!

Dammit，我只是想慶祝而已!

Apparently, the 1mm air gap is too short for the arc to rise.

很明顯的，1毫米的空隙對電弧上升來說太短了。

I need to widen the gap.

我需要把空隙變大。

But then that means that I have to have to have higher voltage.

但這代表我需要更高的電壓。

Which I could make using a simple circuit like this, to increase the *output* voltage peak to double.

我可以透過製作像這樣的簡單電路，來電壓的最大輸出翻倍。

The problem is that the capacitor that I have scavenged from my microwave oven is broken,

但問題是我從微波爐挖出來的電容壞掉了。

and all I have are these 100pF voltage capacitors

我只剩下這個 100pF的高電壓電容，

which limit the output power a lot.

但這會大大的限制能量輸出。

Let me show you.

讓我試給你看。

{buzzing} Here you can see I have a single capacitor, series with my power supply,

{嗡嗡嗡}你可以看到一個單一的電容連著我的電源供應器，

and you can see that a-around-d 1 mm...

而且你可以在大約1毫米左右看到...

{{zapping}}

{{通電中}}

the arcs start jumping.

電弧開始產生出來。

Now, all I did is that I added the diode I talked about earlier,

現在，我只有把我之前提過的二極體電路加進去，

and... we can see that the...

所以...我們就能看到...

{{louder zapping}} arcs ... can jump from a much further distance.

{{更大聲地通電}}電弧...現在能跨越更遠的距離。

This is too weak for (a) Jacob's ladder though.

不過這樣對雅各的天梯來說還是不夠。

'Cause as soon as I open the gap, it stops going.

因為當我把間隔拉開時，就停止產生電弧了。

{{intermittent zapping}}

{{間歇通電}}

We need more power to be able to power the arcs.

我們需要更多的能量來伸長電弧。

See?

看到了嗎?

{{rising arc noise}}

{{電弧升起的噪音}}

{{rising arc noise}}

{{電弧升起的噪音}}

For a wider arc,

為了讓電弧更大，

we need more power to create and maintain

我們需要更多的能量來創造和維持--

a longer ionised air channel.

一個更長的電離空氣通道。

({{phone vibrating}})

所以，我想我可以讓空隙保持這麼寬，然後手動延長電弧的長度，就像這樣。

So, I guess I can keep the gap wide and then stretch an arc across it manually, like this.

{{星際大戰的光劍聲X1}}

{{electric arc noise}}

{{星際大戰的光劍聲X2}}

{{electric arc noise}}

{{星際大戰的光劍聲X3}}

{{electric arc noise, flare}}

哦，像是一種...手動版雅各的天梯。

Uh, some ... manual Jacob's ladder.

我想他還是需要更多能量。

I think it still need more pizazz.

如果我把電容放在兩個金屬棒中間，

What if I put a capacitor between the rods,

這樣當電弧碰到電容的時候，

so that when the arcs reach them,

電容就會爆出煙火般的效果!

the capacitor blows up for some firework effects!

電容搞定了。你準備好了嗎?

Here's a capacitor. Ready?

{{光劍聲X1}}

{{electric arc noise}}

{{光劍聲X2}}

{{electric arc noise}}

{{光劍聲X3}}

{{electric arc noise}}

{{光劍聲X4，直接燒斷XD}}

{{electric arc noise, rising buzz, cut}}

[高音]Ah, sh**!

[high pitched] Ah, sh**!

{噪音停止}

{buzz stops}

電容的針腳融掉了，但電容本身卻沒有爆炸?

The capacitor legs melted but the capacitor didn't blow up?

今天到底有沒有東西可以正常運作啊?

Is anything gonna work today?!

高能量把針腳融化了，

So much power melted the legs,

但電容甚至連膨脹都沒有。

but the capacitor is not even bulged.

讓我來檢查一些東西。

Let me check something.

((嘆氣))*這就是*原因。

((sighs)) *That's* why.

看起來高電壓在他有機會爆炸之前，

It seems like the high voltage dead-shorted the capacitor internally

就把電容內部給完全短路了。

before it even had a chance to heat up and blow up.

史上最爛的慶祝蠟燭。

Worst celebration candle ever.

嘿，如果我在中間放一些火柴，至少*他們*一定會燒起來吧(!)

Hey, what if I put some matches between them so at least *they* set on fire(!)

我放好了一個蠟燭。讓我們來試試看。

I'm holding a match there. Let's give it a try.

Whoah, whoah, WHOAH, WHOAH, WH--(嗨)

{{arcing and snapping}} Whoah, whoah, WHOAH, WHOAH, WH--

((跳電聲))喔，sh**(!)

{{loud mechanical snap}} --oh sh**(!)

F***ing 斷路器!

F***ing breaker!

((吹))火!((吹))

((blows)) Fire! ((blows))

火會產生電漿!

Fire creates plasma!

讓我向你介紹火!((按下開關))

{buzzing} Let me introduce you to fire! {{triggers lighter}}

((笑))

{{arcing}} ((laughs))

我們終於不需要高電壓了!

We don't need high voltage after all.

{{串聯電路跳掉}}F***ing 斷路器!

{{cascading snap}} F***ing breaker!

如果我加一點仙女棒在上面呢?

And what if I add some sparklers to it?!

就要搞定了!

It's getting there!

{{點火，電弧}}

{{lighter, arc}}

Oh my-- GOD!!

{{humming, bubbly snapping}}

Oh F***! Sh**!

Oh my-- GOD!!

[超不真誠XD]耶!

Oh F***! Sh**! {{tumbling}}

讓我們來把他變的更華麗。

[almost insincere] Yay!

我設計了一個給雅各的天梯專用的基座，然後我會把他印出來。

Let's make it fancier.

我會送出這些 Lulzbot Mini 3D列印機。

I designed a stand for my fancy Jacob's ladder, and I'll print it.

這是一台非常值得信賴的列印機。我買下來大概一年左右了，也用他印了一些東西。

So, I will be giving away this Lulzbot Mini 3D printer.

值得擁有的實用工具。

{robotic noises in background to voiceover} It's a pretty solid printer. I've had it for over a year now, and printed a few things with it.

這是兩件式的，然後我會像這樣子把他們黏在一起。

Very useful tool to have.

並鑽出幾個到底部的洞。

It is a two-piece part which I'll glue together like this.

如此一來，我們就有了一個小神壇。

And I'll drill the burrs out of the holes.

Hmmmmm--

AAnd so, we have a shrine.

我會在我的網站留下3D模型，

Hmmmmm--

以防萬一你有著 ^精神上的原因^的需要。

I'll leave a link to my 3D model in my website

你當然知道我不會用這些小仙女棒對吧，嗯?

in case you need it for ^s'pritual reasons^.

向我的28英吋仙女棒說哈囉(!)

Of course, you didn't think I would use these tiny sparklers, eh? ((giggles))

把他們放進去，--

Say hellow to my 28" sparkler(!)

讓我們再加一堆小仙女棒上去。

Put them in,--

讓我們開始亂搞。

Let's add a bunch of more tiny sparklers to it.

搞什麼?

Let's start the mayhem.

{{斷}}(搞什麼?)

{{arcing}}

為什麼壞事總是發生在好人身上?!

{{arcing intensifies and pulses}}

上啊!

{{snap}}

{{叫}}

(What) the hell?

喔--

{{arcing, candle holder bubbles loudly and drains}}

{{叫}}

{{snap}}, (What the hell?)

{{叫}}

Why (do) bad things happen to good people?!

Ahh f***!!

Go!

F***!真是狗屎運!

{{arc}}

要不是因為變壓器的連結很脆弱，所以很快地掉下來，

Oop--

那我就不只是承受三級燙傷而已!

{{arc}}

我的87仙女棒搞得整個結構頭重腳輕的，

{{arc}}

就這樣突然的倒在我身上。

{{crack}} Ahh f***!!

我在網站裡留下了一些安全措施的步驟。

F***! Sheer luck!

但這樣的實驗不值得賠上性命。

Thanks to my flimy connections to the transformer that fail off quickly,

所以不要去做。

...I only sustained some third degree burns!

讓我們就用太大的仙女棒像一般人一樣的慶祝吧。

My stupid long sparklers made my structure topheavy,

[還是不真誠XD]耶!

which, of all people, fell on top of me.

以下為精選的爆炸MONTAGE!

((exhales)) I leave a bunch of safety tips on my website.

演唱:ElectroBOOM 語言:胡言亂語 音樂:悲慘世界 我有一個夢 卡拉OK:SingKingKaraoke

But such experiments are not worth dying for.

#送禮時間!#

So don't do it.

嘿，我已經活過第一百萬訂閱了，希望我也能夠活到下一個一百萬。

Let's just celebrate like normal people, with oversized sparklers.

還有，為了展現我對大家的感謝之意，就是你們這群讓我達到這裡的觀眾。

[insincere] Yay!

我想送出幾台3D列印機是應該的。

#...{"I Dreamed a Dream" from Les Miserables, covered by Sadaghdar in Gibberish}

Lulzbo專門製造一些第一線的列印機。

[Gibberish]

我已經有這台一陣子了，而且我用的很高興，我想你也值得擁有。

#(--)#

所以我將會送兩台給在Patreon.com的patron夥伴，所有人都自動有機會能拿到。

#Giveaway Time!#

然後另外兩台會送給我的觀眾。

Hey, I've survived one million subscribers, and hopefully I'll survive another million too.

所以，就像上一次一樣，如果你們有需要的話，請留言告訴我。

And, to show my appreciation to everyone who made this happen,

像是...

...I thought giving away a few 3D printers is in order.

我不知道，有創意一點。

Lulzbot makes some top-of-the-line printers.

把微笑帶到我臉上。再次謝謝你們。

I've had this Lulzbot Mini for a while now, and I'm pretty happy with it, and I think you deserve the same.

So I'll give two of these to my patrons at Patreon.com who are automatically in the draw,

and the other two go to the viewers.

So, like last time, if you have a need for a 3D printer, leave a comment so I know you need it.

Something like...

I don't know, be creative.

Bring smile to my face. And I thank you again.

#{{beatboxing}}#