in the same sentence.

That's good:

the more people think America

is a peace-loving nation

the better.

That's it!"

Good afternoon, World

Thanks for tuning in

I`m Robert Foster for Juice Media

Back with a Rap News Bulletin

To remind viewers who might`ve crossed over

NASA`s LCROSS satellite collided with the moon

On The ninth of October

General Baxter

¿What`s the reaction there at Nasa?

- Bob, there was no cloud

But we got what we`re after

- ¿Was it worth it?

- ¿Worth it?

Hell! Of course it was worth it

We`ve shown the earth that our weapons

Can reach anywhere

Even the moon`s surface

- Terrence Moonseed, what do you believe?

- We did it, Bob!

Did you believe we`d stand by and let the moon just bleed?

Lunar league, the truest creed contacted the moon breed

We hacked live signal while

They used a super beam

That`s why no plume was seen

¿Did you view the feed?

No moon debris

And no plume!

The hollow moon swallowed LCROSS like some whole food

- You punk!

Blackwater will be kicking in the door of your home soon

We own you, we tapped your internet

And your phone too!

- The moon pwned you!

- Let me tell you some home truths

In Gitmo you`ll be whimpering

like some women singing show tunes

Ok, we have other news to go to

If you will cease your jibes

News just arrived:

The results of the Nobel Peace Prize

We now cross all the way to Norway

On Sat Cam

To the Chair of the Nobel committee, Thorbjorn Jagland

Mr. Jagland?

Yes Robert?

Among all the worthy contenders

¿Who`s the person on this earth the committee would prefer us to remember?

Well, Robert, This year, It is pleasing me to advise

After many sleepless nights

The committee has seen the light

For his ceaseless fight to bring peace to those middle East Guys

Barack Obama is completely right to receive the peace prize

Robert, You seem surprised...

- Surprised...

No

So The president gets the prize

- That`s right

- ¿Why though?

Didn`t you see his speech in Cairo?

He promised peace in the middle east

And his words provide hope

Plus, his tie and coat, he`s super fly yo!

He likes Jay-Z

Brushed dirt off shoulder and

Has a live fro!

- But what on earth has he done to promote peace

He talked about it once or twice in a dope speech

He made peace with Hillary Clinton after the primaries

And got that Black professor to meet the cop after

They clashed so violently

He tells his daughters to chill when they ask for more

And he bails out the banks to avoid martial law

- ¿Peace Prizes?

It’s not in the least surprising

This is the pagan Norwegians worshipping the Beast Rising

Obama is a bomber

"The thunder god of Doom"

¿And Thor gives him the peace prize on the day he bombs the moon?

You want the truth?, We took a sample of his hair though

It turns out he`s a clone of an Egyptian Pharaoh

Amen Ra

The Antichris

The Psycho

A Tyrant clone

A lying phony

A hypnotist

In the Messiah Zone

- ¿General?

- ¿Premios de Paz?

Those Norway fags should apologise

We didn`t breed this commander in chief to be a peaceful guy

And for the middle east

We got our own ways

Give Obama the peace prize when he`s

Bombed `em back to the stone age

It does seem so strange, Thorbjorn for you to just step in

And award a Peace Prize

When Obama ordered more nuclear weapons

¿What about awarding it to Morgan changirai in Zimbabwe?

¿Isn`t this akin to the years the committee ignored Ghandi?

¿Isn`t it ironic to award Obama for peace during a war push?

We gave Obama the prize for not being George Bussh

OK, I have on the line from somewhere in Pakistan

An anonymous caller representing the Taliban

¿Hello? Hello, Rap News, infidel scum bastards

Soon you will all burn in Hell Inshallah

¿And the Obama win Nobel prize for peace?

They are kidding us

It should be prize for escalate war and kill civilians

- He`s massacred innocent people

- He`s essentially Jew

- We gave him the prize for what he could potentially do

- The days of waiting for his potential are though

- He hasn`t killed enough poor people, or destroyed enemy food

- He wants a coup, his vaccine is

Apoison to prolong the flu

- He used Unmanned Drones

Left territory bombed too

- He`s got a lot more to do

- Take the long view

- Inshallah he will die and his dog too

- He Shouldn`t have won the prize, this will not do!

- He Shouldn`t have won the prize, this will not do!!

- He Shouldn`t have won the prize, this will not do!!!

- This is our prize we`ll give it to whoever we want to!!!!

- OK, that`s about all we have time for

But I`d like to leave you with these final thoughts

Obama`s prize has been labelled as a slap in the face

Of the previous administration for their tactics of hate

¿But what`s actually changed

Since the election race?

¿Isn`t it substantively the same except for the face?

Don`t mercenary armies still carry out renditions?

¿Aren`t wall street banks still given bailouts of trillions?

Any serious examination leads to the raw truth

This isn`t a prize for Obama

It`s a prize for George Bush

Nobel`s message seems to be:

War is Peace and it`s all well

When all is war

¿And didn`t we read that in Orwell?

Well, From the depths of doublethink and newspeak

This is Robert Foster, for Juice Media

Have a Double-Plus-Good-Week

[Bill O'Reilly] "I... You know, I'm gonna get the Peace Prize next year?

We haven't done anything either to bring peace to the World.

In fact, I've probably brought more violence."