and welcome back to another try not to laugh challenge

歡迎來到另外一集 不能笑大挑戰

now I know in the past I've done very poorly at this

我知道在以前 我對這個很不在行

but this time I've taken measures

但這次 我要採取措施 確保我永遠 永遠都不會笑...

to make sure I don't ever ever laugh

不然我的靈魂深處將再次充滿歡笑

or yet again feel joy inside of my soul

所以既然都這樣說了，代表我已經準備好開始看你們帶給我什麼影片

So with that being said I'm ready

如今 我身體裡的歡笑已不再存在

to get started on this

咳恩

what've you got for me?

喔 我的天啊

in this day and age where joy is non-existent

喔 我的老天鵝啊!

inside my body

我們有了個很棒的開始 是不是

[Music Starts] Some

(嘆氣)

[Door Slam] Body once told me the world is gonna

"你這狗娘養的會毀了我的百合花!!!"

[Mark plays the video again, trying not to lose it]

"嗨 章魚哥 想一起玩嗎?"

[And fails]

"啊!!!"

Oh boy!

恩....不~好笑

OH BOY!

這...不好笑!

Were off to a good start aren't we

"嗨"

[Next Video] You mother*ckers are gonna

"簡單的方法說..."

kill all my lilies

"Yeeeee..."

[SpongeBob peeking through a hole]

"就是說..."

Hi Squidward, wanna play?

"Yeeeeeee..."

[Gunshot]

...

[x2]

...

[Death? Scream]

(噗)

[Calm down mark...]

Yoy(?)

Mmmmmm naht funny

(嘟)

Naaaaaaht funny

哈哈哈哈

[Next Video] Hi

喔 不 這樣不行 這樣太早(笑)了

The easy way to say

"啊!!!!!"

Yeeeeeeeeee

"啊!!!!!"

Is to say

"啊!!!!!"

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

"啊!!!!!"

[Mark Snickers]

"啊!!!"

Yoy?

"啊.."

[Mark fails the challenge again]

不 這不好笑

Oh no no it's too early for this

我自己也會這樣做 對一個來路不明的隨機物品大吼大叫

[Next Video] A bird is yelling into a plastic cup

人們也不覺得我很好笑...

And again

"啊!啊!啊!啊!"

And again....

"啊........!"

Still going

你知道我也能這樣做...

Plz stawp

"嗨~" (背景音)"你瘋了!!"

[Thank you mark] Nah not funny

不好笑

I do that on my own too

"你可以說 哈囉?"

I scream into random objects that

哈囉

I find on the street

"Leeme Smash"

People don't think I'm funny

(背景音樂 頭文字D - Deja Vu)

[Next] More screaming birds

(背景音樂 頭文字D - Deja Vu)

I can do that too you know

"我們後面的卡車發生一些糟糕的事"

Hi!

這一點也不好笑

You're insane!

我為什麼會笑出來 這不好笑

[Mark snorts]

這..這首該死的歌! 停止再放這首該死的歌

[No mark, not now]

這不好笑

Nope

別這樣做

Can you say 'hello'?

我他媽的老天鵝啊

Hello [Not you mark]

快停止

Lemme smash

沒必要這樣做

[Next Video] [Music Starts]

"馬克森命令你處理掉我"

Déjà Vu

'而我該死因為我一直會變成你的絆腳石"

[More Music]

(打)

Something is horribly wrong with the truck behind us

(再打)

[Déjà Vu Music again]

(打)

That's not funny at all why am I laughing at that

(打)"不 我不會這樣做"

that's not funny [Sure mark]

(一直打)"我不敢相信你會為了保我一命而讓自己暴露在危險之中"

[More Déjà Vu Music]

(持續打)"為什麼要這樣幫我?"

What is this god damned song?

嘶.....

Stop playing this god damn song

啊....不 不 不 不...不好笑...

It's not funny

"在人群中充滿著瘋狂的氣氛 他們來這裡只為一件事 就是來..."

Don't do it

"來"

[Déjà Vu]

"就是來看一分鐘後"

God f*cking damnit

"我身後會發生什麼事"

[I love this one]

"它會很壯觀?"

[Déjà Vu]

"對!"

STAWP

"嗨 我是Jack Cameron..."

There's no need for this!

(砰)

[^]

"你需要個新冰箱嗎?"

[Slap]

(忍耐)

[Slapping Time]

(忍耐)

[One more for good measure]

吸~

Ahhhhh nope no no no no no no no not funny

呼~

The atmosphere in this crowd

好的

they've only come here for one thing

"老人是最偉大的"

that is to

"他們充滿著智慧和經驗"

COME

婊子!Wooo...

that is to watch what is about to happen

(噗通)

uh, behind me

哈哈哈哈

in just about a minutes time

"是時候來踢爆口香糖(?)和嚼爛屁股(?)...哈哈哈哈....."

will it be spectacular? [I don't know]

"而且我將全力....哈哈哈哈" (而且我將全力屁股)

YES! [Alright then .-.]

"他媽的Dick Kickem"

[Next] Hi I'm Jack Cameron

"4chan的成員使用的資料照片"

[Fridge out of nowhere]

"似乎是個聖誕怪傑帶著面罩拿著槍"

Need a good refrigerator?

對 Pepe是聖誕怪傑(誤

[Next] [Music Starts]

"哈!?哈!?哈!?哈!?哈?!"

[RAVE DANCE]

"我們被搶了?!"

[Umm Mark?]

Will 老爸會宰了你

[Mark?]

我?為..為何?

Phew, ok

(咻)

[Next] Old people are the greatest!

"你已經...死了"

They're full of wisdom and experience

"什麼?!?!?!"

B*tch

(砰)

Oooooo [Splash]

"掃描! 嘶嘶嘶...控制! 嘶嘶嘶... 竄改科學數據!"

[Is that laughing?]

"@#%...接管!爆炸!控制

[I can't tell]

"世界政府!@#%...關閉基礎設施!"

[That is]

"@#%...航向中國! @%$@%#%@"

[Next] Time to kick gum and chew ass

看看這個人

[Narrator starts laughing]

(崩潰)

And I'm... and i'm all out of ass

為什麼這很好笑

[Narrator and mark laughing]

為什麼這會戳到我的笑點

F*ckin' Dick Kickem

我的老天鵝啊 我明明...我明明做得很好

[Next] The post on 4Chan uses

我明明就他媽做得好極了

a profile picture of what appears to be

為什麼它會這麼好笑?

the Grinch in a mask holding a gun

"他(間諜)可能就在這個房間裡"

Uhh yeah Pepe the Grinch

"他可能是你!"

[Next Video] [Distorted laughs]

"也可能是我!甚至也有可能是...."

Will, dad is going to kill you

"JOHN CENA!!"

Me, wha, why?

"哈囉?"

[Teleport sound]

"嘿 怎樣?"

[Japanese?]

"我需要你幫忙 可以過來一趟嗎?"

[Booooooom]

"哦..不行 我在買衣服"

[Next] Scanning

"好吧 那快點買一買然後趕過來這裡"

Bzzzzzzzzzz

"我找不到它們"

Control

"什麼叫你找不到它們?"

Bzzzzzzzz

"我找不到衣服 這裡只有湯"

Manipulate scientific data

"什麼叫這裡只有湯?"

Space noises

"意思就是這裡只有湯"

Takeover blast control

"那就趕快離開這一排!"

World government

"好啦 別對我大吼!"

More space noises

"這裡有更多湯"

Shutdown infrastructure

"什麼叫這裡有更多湯?"

[More space]

"就是只有更多湯!"

Ship everything to China

"去看下個走道!"

More random noises

"還是只有湯!"

Look at this person

"你人在哪裡?!?!"

[Mark failing the challenge again...]

"我就在湯(?)"

[More failure]

"什麼叫你就在湯?!?!"

Why was that funny?

"就是我在湯!!!"

Why was that funny to me gawd I've been

"你到底在哪間店?!?!"

I've been doing great [Sure mark]

"我在賣湯的店!!!"

Gawd I've been doing f*ckin' fantastic

"為什麼你要在賣湯的店買衣服?!?!?!"

Why was that the thing that got me?

"去你的"

[Next] TF2 Meet the spy

"我們幹嘛不要放鬆?快打開收音機!"

He could be in this very room

"你們要聽 AM 還是 FM?"

It could be you

噢 對 我知道這個 "拜託 誰來救救我"

It could be me

我以前看過這個 "有人嗎?"

It could even be...

(摔)

JOHN CENA!!!!!!!!!!!

"我死定了!"

[Next] [More TF2]

(砰)

Hello?

(再次崩潰)

Hey what's up?

真他媽的經典!我的老天啊 我好喜歡那個影片

I need your help can you come here?

"我似乎已經發明了拿著刀的觸手"

Uh I can't I'm buying clothes

....

Alright well hurry up and come over here

"呃..."

Uh I can't find them

"如果有人要自願來關掉它"

What do you mean you can't find them?

"那算是幫我一個忙"

I can't find them theres only soup

喔 幹 好吧

What do you mean theres only soup

就這樣?

It means there's only soup

"那傢伙呻吟的比這樣還大聲..."

WELL THEN GET OUT OF THE SOUP ISLE

"喔....."

ALRIGHT YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHOUT AT ME

"啊................"

There's more soup

"啊................"

What do you mean there's more soup

我不知那是什麼...

There's just more soup

還有為何那傢伙的呻吟像是在舉例說

Go into the next isle

你所應該做的事

There's still soup

是用說故事的方式陳述事情

Where are you right now?!

而不是去表達呻吟有多大聲...

I'm at soup!

"我是個先鋒!"

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE AT SOUP?!

"我是個探險家!"

I MEAN I'M AT SOUP

"我是個人類而且我要去了(?)"

WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?!

"我是動漫做的"

I'M AT THE SOUP STORE

"我的心臟很大顆"

WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES IN THE SOUP STORE!??!?!?!?!?!?!

"我喜歡..吃!"

F*CK YOU

"我喜歡幹架"

[Mark fails again]

"我也喜歡幹人家"

[Next] Why don't we just relax?

"我喜歡養小孩"

Go turn on the radio

"我有個LIFEFORCE(?)"

Would you like Am or Floo

"它熱到去了(?)"

[Mark this is meant to be try not to laugh .-.]

"它熱到去了(?)"

[Laughing again]

"去得很快(?)"

[Strange Growling noises]

"我喜歡吃..."

[Mark loses it as strange noises continue]

"小孩!!"

[Next]Oh yeah, I know this one

"我也是個Throwback"

Help please, someone

"我要在各地到處放火"

[Splat]

我是個人類 而且我要ㄑㄩ ...

I'm going to die

"不要放棄阿!!"

Boooom

"為什麼你要在那邊自我放棄?"

[Mark loses again]

"只要再稍微努力一點..."

It's a f*ckin' classic

"不 不 不 別放棄阿!"

My god I love that one

"仔細想想在你身邊 幫你加油打氣的人們"

[Next]

"你已經要達到目標了!"

I appear to have invented...

"看看我 在-10度的水中捕撈蛤蠣"

a knife wielding tentacle

"你要去嘗試!"

Uhhhh

"一定會達到你要的目標"

If anybody would like to volunteer

"這就是你為什麼..."

to come and turn it off

"絕對不能放棄!!"

That'd be just fine by me

等等 別走啊!

[Mark loses again, I've already lost count]

那傢伙是個天殺的英雄!

Uhhh f*ck alright

它甚至比我期望的還給我更多的靈感!

[Next] A Cat's mouth is making machine gun noises

就像給這部影片我所渴求最棒的結尾一樣

[Really Mark......]

我想就這樣了 所以你們要像他所說的

Oh that was it?

絕不放棄!

[Next]This guy moaned at least this loud

無論如何 只要再努力一點去嘗試

[._. I don't even...]

嘗試在下部影片不要笑出來 因為如果你這次沒笑

[How am I meant to subtitle this? ._.]

我的老天鵝阿 我不信

[The screaming continues]

但下次總有機會

[Mark loses again, though I'm with him this time]

所以我想在這裡做個結尾

I don't know what the...

而且 呃 感謝你們大家的收看

Why was that guy moaning?

在下面的留言板留言好讓我知道你在想什麼

As an example

我喜歡做這件事 它是件很大的工作 篩選出壞的留言

Of all the things you should do in the...

留下好玩的 但結果總是值得的

In a story telling fashion

所以希望你們享受它 讓我知道你們想看更多這個系列

You don't recite the moan

並再次感謝你收看

[Next] I'm a pioneer

而就跟以前一樣，我跟你在下部影片相見

I'm an explorer

掰掰!

I'm a human

And I'm comin'

I'm animated

My heart's big

I like to EAT

I like to fight

I like to f*ck [beep]

I like to have children

I got a life force

It's got hot cum

Goin' through it fast

I like to EAT children

I'm a throwback

I'm settin' fires everywhere

I'm a human

And I'm co..... [Cuts out]

( ﾟ-ﾟ)

[Mark laughs... again]

[The Final Video]

[Kill La Kill music starts]

Yeah!

Yeah!!

Yeah!!!

[Music fades out] Wait no don't go away!

That guy's a god damn hero

That guy gave more inspiration than I could ever hope to give [Not true mark (=°ω°=)]

Like the best ending I could have possibly asked for

In this video

I guess that's it then so you gotta do as he tells you

Never give up!

No matter what just try a little harder ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Try to not laugh next time because if you did in this one my god

I can't believe you

But there's always next time

So I guess I'll end this one here

and uh just thank you everybody so much for watching

Let me know what you though of this one down in the comments below

I love doin' these ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

It's a lot of work to sift through the bad ones to get to the funny

but it's always worth it in the end

so I hope you enjoyed it

Let me know if you want to see more of this and thanks again for watching

And as always I will see you

In the next video

Buh Bye!!!!!!!