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  • How's-it-going-bros my name is PEWDIEPIE *normal intro?*

    嗨,大家好,我叫PewDiePie

  • Today I have some special, exciting news

    今天我有一則很令人興奮的特別消息

  • you've read the title

    你們也看到標題了

  • I finally, finally, *laughs*

    我終於、終於收到一千萬訂閲率的鑽石訂閲鍵了~

  • received the 10 million diamond play button

    如果你不知道的話,

  • If you don't know, YouTube is handing out

    YouTube在送這個鑽石訂閲鍵給擁有超過一千萬訂閲率的人

  • for people with over 10 million subbed channels,

    我們有四千四百萬嘛...

  • this diamond *hits mic* play button

    Youtube很遲才讓我加入這個派對呢

  • We're at 44 million

    但我想和你們一起打開它

  • so...

    真興奮啊

  • s-it's a little late to the party YouTube

    這是在開玩笑吧?

  • but I thought we'd unbox this together.

    「恭喜您擁有超過十萬...

  • alright alright alright

    「恭喜您擁有超過十萬個訂閲者」

  • I'm so *fake* excited

    你們在他媽的開玩笑嗎?

  • *awkward poods acts disappointed :( and shocked :O*

    你們以為這只是遊戲?

  • Is this some kinda joke?

    這是甚麼垃圾? 100k個使用者?

  • *anticipation builds with rustling*

    那種垃圾我一個月就收四次了!

  • Congratulations for surpassing 100,000

    他們在一年前已經公布過這個垃圾

  • Congrats for 100,000 subscribers

    四年前才對

  • *angry child tantrum slam*

    他媽的怎麼了?

  • Are you fucking kidding me?

    幹嘛不給我440個這種東西?

  • *metal kicks in* DO YOU THINK THIS IS SOME KIND OF GAME?

    你們送了一個給Jimmy Fallon!

  • What is this shit? 100k? i get that fucking shit 4 times in a month

    一個給DiamondMinecraft

  • They announced this shit years ago

    一個給Kwebbelcop

  • 4 years ago

    連iDubbnzTV也有給!

  • What-The-Fuck

    還有這個是什麼?

  • Why don't you give me 440 of these?

    其實有35個頻道已經達到一千萬訂閱率

  • yeah, give one to Jimmy Fallon

    這個他媽的東西是什麼?

  • Give one to Diamond Minecraft *sky does minecraft fgs*

    那傢伙是誰?

  • yeah, give one to Kwebbalcop

    對,一個給ERB(Epic Rap Battles of History)

  • Even IDUBBBZ?! *hey, that's pretty good*

    還送了一個給Smosh!

  • what is this?

    簡直是他媽的屁話

  • the fuck is this?

    我不幹了,YouTube

  • Who the HELL is that guy?

    我他媽的累了

  • ERB? yeah give one to ERB

    我原本在想我的努力終於被認同了

  • yeah give one to Smosh

    人家還很開心呢

  • fucking bullshit *salty af*

    什麼?

  • I ain't doing this shit anymore youtube

    另一個包裹?

  • I'm fucking tired

    會是這個嗎?

  • Here I was thinking for once my effort had been recognised

    這個他媽的東西是什麼?

  • I was so happy :(

    上面寫了什麼?

  • What's that?

    是一百萬訂閱率的那個!

  • Another package?! *yeah like it was only just delivered*

    而且他媽的壞了!

  • Could this be?

    「恭喜你的訂閱率超過一百萬」

  • the fuck is this

    好棒棒啊

  • what does it say?

    我幾年前就已經超過一百萬了!

  • *metal part 2* IT'S THE ONE MILLION ONE

    給我44個這種東西!

  • AND IT'S FUCKING BROKEN

    夠了,YouTube

  • Congrats for surpassing one million

    我受夠你們那些狗屁了

  • aghh that's cool, thAT HAPPENED YEARS AGO

    我現在就告訴你們

  • GIVE ME 44 OF THESE

    我的鑽石訂閲鍵在哪?

  • That's it youtube, I've had enough of your bullshit

    我才不會打個#標籤

  • I'm calling you out right now, where's my diamond play button?

    然後叫我的粉絲在twitter給你貼文

  • I'm not gonna do a fucking hashtag and make all my "fans" tweet at you

    #給Pewds

  • #givepoodshisdiamondplaybutton

    #給Pewds屬於他的鑽石訂閲鍵‬

  • send it to youtube

    傳送給YouTube

  • It's about god damn time

    這只是時間問題罷了

  • Are you listening youtube?

    你們有在聽嗎,YouTube?

  • These are my demands

    以下就是我的要求

  • 1. I want 4 diamond play buttons

    我要四個鑽石訂閲鍵

  • 2. I want them delivered by a horse

    要用馬送過來

  • 3. I want them smothered in glitter *rethinks*

    而且要有型和閃閃發光

  • -not too much make it classy

    不要加太多,時尚就行了

  • *strokes beard*

    我想送郵件來的人

  • 4. I want the man delivering the packages to be a bearded beautiful man *so basically you?*

    是個有鬍子的美男子

  • 5. and I want a written apology- I want you to- I want a begged apology

    還有我想你們寫一個道歉...

  • alright alright alright, but for real though ahh

    我想你...

  • *awkward laugh as he trieds to cover up the mess he just made*

    我要你們求我原諒你們

  • I can't believe its broken *actually really upset*

    好了,但說真的...

  • what-the-fuck

    我真的不敢相信那個是壞的

  • jesus

    天啊

  • Good job Fed-Ex you fucking idiots, you fucked up

    做得好,FedEx

  • like what am i gonna do, this is clearly trashed [like me]

    你們是他媽的混蛋

  • like what am i gonna do with it? :'/

    把一切搞砸了

  • i'm legit pissed *laughs through the pain*

    我應該...這個很明顯是垃圾耶

  • i waited so long and i- you know what- i thought okay once they announced the diamond play button

    我要拿這個來幹嘛?

  • 2 years ago, i was like oh that's cool maybe now I'll finally get it

    我很明顯十分生氣

  • *very sad music cri cri*

    我已經等了很久,你知道嗎?

  • *holding back tears aww :(*

    我還想...當我兩年前看到那個鑽石訂閲鍵

  • *only a few more seconds good job*

    我就想「真酷,說不定我現在終於可以拿到吧?」

  • alright, alright bros

    不是裝出來的失落

  • go forth, send out the hashtag

    好了,兄弟們,行動吧

  • I want that shit trending

    把#標籤傳送給他們

  • on twitter, facebook, tumblr

    我要這個變成潮流!

  • harass them anywhere, Instagram, I don't give a fuck

    在Twitter,Facebook,Tumblr!

  • This ends now

    在所有地方騷擾他們!

  • *REMOVE HEADPHONES*

    還有Instagram!

  • IF I DON'T HAVE MY YOUTUBE PLAY BUTTON

    我才不管,現在結束了

  • WITHIN A MONTH

    如果我在一個月之內沒有收到我的鑽石訂閲鍵

  • THEN I'LL- I'll do something... alright

    我...我就會動手,明白了嗎?

  • i'll do something

    我會做些很糟糕的事,YouTube

  • real bad youtube...

    你們絕對會後悔的

  • you're gonna make -you're gonna regret this

    這是一個戰爭,YouTube!

  • THIS MEANS WAR YOUTUBE

    這是戰爭!

  • THIS... MEANS... WAR!!

    不要讓我失望

  • *sensual* don't make me disappointed

    轉發吧

  • not again

  • *#givepewdshisdiamondplaybutton

  • we are gonna do something special for his 500 million subscriber special

How's-it-going-bros my name is PEWDIEPIE *normal intro?*

嗨,大家好,我叫PewDiePie

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    林鈺勳 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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