of your popular trademarked toys?!

Yep, my GI Joels, my Trans-Changers,

My "My Tiny Baby Horse," Warm Wheels,

Lettuce Field Gang doll,

My Pre-teen Radiated Judo Bullfrogs,

Giggle-Me-Elmer, Theo Ruxberg.

Even my Smorfs.

All classics.

So, why are you getting rid of them?

Well, I'm gonna be an uncle.

So it's time to put away my childish things.

Things such as Leegos, Malibu Barbara,

Affection Bears.

Plus, of course, there's the matter of my board games --

Slides and Stepstools, Connect Three,

Starving Starving Rhinos, Scrapple, Guess Whom,

Front-gammon, Unincorporated Candy Township.

As you can see, I take being an uncle very seriously.