*Truck horn*

油罐車

Vanoss: Oh, shit! Oil truck!

我們在追嗎

Vanoss: Are we chasing them? Terroriser: Yeah we are, and you're gonna blow that fucker up!

對，我們要把它炸翻

Terroriser: I can actually move it!

像電影一樣

Vanoss: Alright, here's the plan. I'm gonna jump off, climb on top of the truck...

計畫如下：我跳下、爬上車、打破車窗、赤手打爆他、丟手雷、跳車、跳回機車、拯救了那女人、她還剛好對我們有意思、END

Vanoss: Break through the front window, take him out with my bare hands...

讚

Vanoss: ...drop a gernade, dive off, jump back onto your motorcycle..

他跳車了

Vanoss: ...and then we save the woman, and she shows strong sexual feelings for us.

他在射我

Vanoss: End scene! Nogla: *drunk as hell* Ayyyyyy.. *gibberish*

我死了

Vanoss: Oh oh oh oh! He jumped out! He jumped out! He's shooting at me! He's shooting at me! I'm dead!

計畫趕不上變化

*Vanoss

爬起重機

is dead* *Vanoss and Terroriser laugh*

爬上起重機

Vanoss: Didn't go as planned.

爬樓梯

Vanoss: *singing* Climbing the crane! Climbing the crane!

聽起來蠢爆了 爬上起重機

Vanoss: Going up the crane! Going up the crane!

停 爬上起重機

Vanoss: Climbing the ladder!

爬上起重機

Vanoss: Going up the crane... Lui: This song's stupid, stop! *hater ;(*

爬上樓梯

Vanoss: Going up the crane!

樓梯

Vanoss: Going up the crane, going up the crane!

讓我聽到你的聲音

Vanoss: Going up the crane, going up the crane!

樓梯

Vanoss: Going up the ladder! Ladder, ladder, ladder!

讓我聽到你說起重機

Vanoss: Let me hear you say "Ladder!"

起重機

Nogla: ladder.

讓我聽到你說，樓梯起重機

Vanoss: Let me hear you say "Crane!"

樓體起重機

Nogla and Wildcat: Crane!

嘿，樓梯樓梯樓梯起重機

Vanoss: Let me hear you say "Ladder crane!"

爬上起重機

Wildcat: Ladder crane! Nogla: Ladder.. *sleeps*

到頂端

Wildcat: Ladder-ladder-ladder-ladder crane!

走在頂端

Vanoss: Going up the crane, going up the crane!

天啊

Vanoss: Made it at the top, made it at the top!

在起重機上

Vanoss: Walking on the top, walking on the top!

噢，LIL Can

Nogla: Oh, my god!

給我生出來

Vanoss: ...on top of the crane!!

什麼

Terroriser: Oh, oh! THE LIL' CAN! LIL' CAN!

什麼

Delirious: Keep pushing!

我想他是因為我們在叫才說這麼大聲

GIVE

但誰生小孩會這樣說啊？

GIVE BIRTH

給我生出來

Vanoss: What? Moo: What? *laughs*

用力推

*Laughter*

給我生出來

Vanoss: I think he was saying that because we're yelling, but who says that while they're delivering a baby??

躲在背景

Moo: *laughing* Vanoss: Give birth! Push harder, give birth!

給我生出來 他在那

Vanoss: Just in the background, he's there...

給我生出來

*Laughter*

就像拿著一隻乾草插和火把

Vanoss: "Give birth!"

喊著『給我生出來』

Vanoss: There with like a pitchfork in the background, and like a torch!

給我生出來

Vanoss: *chanting* Give. Birth!

給我生出來

Moo: *chanting* Give. Birth! Give. Birth! Give Birth!

給我生出來，推

*Delirious chuckling*

用力推

Vanoss: Give birth!

快出來

Delirious: Give birth! Push! Push harder!

要來了

Lui: Come oon!!!

快點給我生出來，混蛋

*Weird noises*

齁齁齁

Moo: Ooh-ho-ho-ho-ho

給我生出來

Delirious: You're trying to give birth, you son of a bitch! You can do it!

手術室裡有個女人

Moo: *laughs* Oh, wow...

在背景裡面生小孩

Vanoss: Give Birth??

然後老爸憤怒的像在足球賽一樣

Vanoss: Just imagine, some lady in labor, just... Delirious in the background...

給我生出來

Vanoss: like an angry father at a.. at a soccer game!

你的尿...

Vanoss: *laughs* "Give birth!!"

你到底喝了三小

Marcel: rrrrrAAAAAAAAAAAA Vanoss: What the hell did you drink??

蘆筍

Marcel: Asparagus!

噢 噢，我困住了

Nogla: Oh man, oh! Ah! MY HEAD'S IN THE RAILING!

誰來救我

Nogla: SOMEONE SAVE ME! I NEED A HERO!

我需要英雄

Nogla: AAAAAAAAAAH!

啊

*Laughter*

別在那邊看，叫救護車啊

Nogla: Don't watch! Call an ambulance!

發生什麼事了

Vanoss: Nogla, what happened?? What happened?

我不知道為何想把我的頭穿過去，我想應該是為了撿零錢吧

Nogla: I.. I-I tried to put my head through this thing for some reason, I think saw a penny!

我就像腳趾一樣

Delirious: We gotta... we gotta save him, guys! Grab him!

我們必須救他

Nogla: Pull me out! Pull me out! Delirious: Grab him!

拉我出來

Nogla: OH WHOA! *Laughter*

拉住他

Vanoss: Grab him by the hair! Grab him by the hair!

從頭這邊下手

Delirious: Grab hi-- WHOAAAAAAAAAA!

拉我出來

*SMACK* *Laughter*

我來救你，Nogla，冷靜

Vanoss: I got you, Nogla, calm down. Calm down.

救我

Nogla: Hurry up! Get me out!

救我

Nogla: Get me out! Save me! Save me!

我看起來像個寶寶

Nogla: I look like a baby! WAAH!

我抓住你了

Vanoss: I got you! Nogla, Nogla, I got you, I got you.

好了，拉我起來

Nogla: Okay, that's it! Pull me away! Pull me away!

我抓住你了

Vanoss: Hold me, Ohm! Pull me, we need more strength!

我們需要更多人力

Delirious: You need to grab his legs, man!

從另一邊拉我

*Everyone's trying to save Nogla*

就是這樣，繼續

Vanoss: GIVE BIRTH!

繼續

Nogla: Push! Push! Delirious: Push!

給我生出來

Nogla: WAAH! WAAAH!

推

Vanoss: *laughs*

推

Delirious: Save him!

哇

Nogla: It's our reaction to our reaction to that reaction of our reacti--

哇

Vanoss: What- what's your name?

救救他

Actor: Uh.. my name is Jeff.

對我們反應的反應的反應的反應

Vanoss: M'name's Jeff!

你叫什麼

Vanoss: You have to say it... you have to say it like "M'name's Jeff!"

我是jeff

Actor: M'name's Jeff!

我是jeff

*Laughter*

你必須再說一次

Delirious: That's all you say, don't say another word!

你必須像這樣說『我是jeff』

Actor: M'name's Jeff!

我是jeff

Delirious: "MynameisJeff", do you need water? Or food?

就說這詞就好，其他都不用了

Actor: Uhh... no..

我是jeff

Vanoss: That was a trick question! That was a trick question, you were supposed to say "M'name's Jeff!"

我是jeff，你需要水嗎

Actor: Oh, "M'name's Jeff".

還是食物

Delirious: Alright, Jeff, do you need any water or food?

不？ 這題有陷阱

Actor: M'name's Jeff!

這題有陷阱，你必須說『我是jeff』

*Laughter*

我是jeff

Delirious: Is that a yes or no?

好了

Actor: M'name's Je.. *Laughter*

jeff，你需要任何水或食物嗎

Delirious: You want me to shoot you in the head right now?

我是jeff

Actor: M'name's Jeff!

要還是不要

Vanoss: Okay, don't shoot him! Don't shoot him!

我是jeff

Delirious: A-Alright, just so you know, the next time you get that wrong, we might kill you. We MIGHT.

你要我射你的頭

Actor: M'name's Jeff!

我是jeff

Nogla: I hear a guy, I hear a guy!

好，別射他

Delirious: I'm restarting my recording... right now..

只是說說，要是你回答錯，我可能會殺了你

Actor: M'name's Jeff!

可能

Arnold: Good evening, gentlemen.

我是jeff

Arnold: I need your boots, your clothes, and your motorcy-

我聽到一個人

Terroriser: FUCK!

好，我要開始錄了

Vanoss: Good day to you, sir.

開始

Delirious: Good day to you, sir.

我是jeff

Vanoss: Alright, so, uh.. this is the job interview to become a superhero.

先生小姐們

Delirious: My name is Berry Blue Balls.

我需要你的船、衣服、你的機車

Vanoss: Tell us a little bit about yourself, Blue Berry Balls.

天啊

Delirious: I'm blue!

早安啊

Vanoss: I can see that!

早安

Delirious: I make it rain! Rain is one of my special powers!

好了，這裏是超級英雄面試

Vanoss: Alright, well, uh... is there anything else interesting about you, besides made up super powers?

我是藍莓球

Delirious: Uh...

藍莓球，談談你自己

Vanoss: So Blue Berry Balls, how is your strength? That's the most important thing.

我是藍色的

Vanoss: We need strength for our superhero club!

我看得到

Delirious: I'm VERY stro--

我造雨，造雨是我的能力

Marcel: Well, I'm not really strong. BUT, I have the power to phase through solid objects!

好了，除了編造出的超能力外還有什麼嗎

*Vanoss laughs*

藍莓球，你多壯，這最重要

Lui: My name's Lui, and I'm a monkey!

超級英雄必須強壯

Lui: I play with fire, I like fire!

我很壯

Lui: I have a Pokemon named Charmander!

我不是很壯

Lui: I also collect Yu-Gi-Oh cards, and um...

但是，我有穿過實體的能力

Lui: Fire doesn't hurt me. I can throw fire, I like fire. Do you like fire?

我是Lui

Vanoss: Ehh... it's alright, it's alrigh- NEXT.

我是猴子

Mini: Am I late to my job interview?

我玩火

Mini: Oh wait, is this for KFC? I mean, what's this job for? I think it's a job.

我喜歡火

Vanoss: NEXT.

我還有小火龍

Vanoss: I have some notes on you, and it says you can make stuff spontaneously combust? Is that true?

我還收集YOYO卡

Delirious: Yes! You see the train right he--

還有

Vanoss: You're hired!

火傷不了我

*Everyone saying fruits*

我能丟火球

Vanoss: Alright, so, uh... I heard "Banana".

我喜歡火

Ohm: Apple!

你喜歡火嗎

Vanoss: Alright, banana it is! Okay, okay!

不錯啦

Vanoss: ALLLLRIGHT, Lui!

下一個

Lui: Hi!

我面試遲到了

Vanoss: Welcome! Do you have any idea why I brought you here today?

等等，這裡不是KFC？

Lui: To go on a romantic walk on the beach?

等等，這是什麼工作，我想要

Vanoss: NO! That's... that's tomorrow.

下一個

Lui: Ohh.

這裏有個註記

Vanoss: Today, we have much more important business to take care of.

上面說你會讓東西自焚

Lui: That's right! Let's get to it!

真的嗎

Lui: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

對

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

你有看到這火車嗎

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

就是你了

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

蘋果

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

好了

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiner!

我聽到香蕉

Vanoss: That is NOT why I brought you here today!

蘋果

Lui: What? I thought you wanted fun!

好了，香蕉，好

wait wut

好了，Lui

Vanoss: The REAL reason why I brought you here today.. is to show you...

嗨

Vanoss: ...the ways to become...

歡迎

Vanoss: ...the Magic Owl... or Monkey.

你知道為什麼我帶你來嗎

Lui: I can be Hoodini???

羅曼蒂克的在沙灘上走路

Vanoss: I've learned this shit in 'Nam.

不

Vanoss: Ready for this?

那是明天

Lui: Ready!

噢

Vanoss: In 3...

今天

2...

我們要做的事更重要

1...

來吧

...Alakazam!

開始吧

Lui: Whoa!

那也不是我帶你來的原因

Hoodini: Yeah!

什麼

Lui: Okay... abra... kazam!

我以為你來這邊是要玩的

*Vanoss and Lui laughing*

我帶你來的真正原因

Terroriser: Okay... *grunts*

是要讓你看看怎麼變成魔術貓頭鷹

Vanoss: *laughing* Terroriser: YOU DID IT AGAIN!!!

或是猴子

Nogla: What's going on? What do you wanna do?

我能變成Ludini？

Delirious: I wanna play, I wanna play today!

我學來的

Nogla: Yaay, let's play then, yeah.

準備好了嗎

Delirious: Waah! Waah, I'm hungry, Daddy! Waah! Feed me!

好了

Nogla: I'll get you something to drink!

３、２、１

Nogla: Ok, stay i-- stay in there!

alakazam

Nogla: Look! Blueberry soda!

好，alakazam

Delirious: Oh, blu--thank you, thank you, Daddy!

好

Delirious: Daddy, I'm still hungry! I'm still hungry!

你沒碰到

Delirious: Waah! WAAAH!

大家，發生什麼事了

Nogla: You loud bastard!

好

Delirious: WAAAH!

我們要幹麻

*Nogla and Delirious laughing*

我想玩

Nogla:*singing* If I just lay here...

耶 我們能一起玩嗎

Delirious: Oh no, so sad... *Nogla singing*

哇，我好餓，爸爸

Delirious: Noo, Baby-lirious!

餵我

*Delirious crying*

我拿個東西給你喝

Delirious: Father, I found something.. *laughs*

待在那

Nogla: What'd ya find?

噢

Delirious: I found a fork! I found a fork!

汽水

Delirious: I found a fork! Nogla: Oh, shit! Shit! Shit!

謝謝爸爸

Delirious: I found a fork! Nogla: Stop! Before you go to it!

爸爸，我好餓

Delirious: No-no-no-no-no-no-no-

我還是好餓

Delirious: NOOO-HOO-HA-HA-HA

哇

Vanoss: Alright... what do you call a magic owl?

哇

Vanoss: Hoo-dini!

小混蛋

*Rim shot* *laughter*

要是我躺在這

Delirious: I get it! I get it!

喔不，好傷心

Vanoss: Thank you! Thank you!

寶寶leirous

Wildcat: The New Form of YouTube Entertainment!

爸爸，我找到一個東西了

Wildcat: Oh yeah, you like that sound, what about this one?

你找到什麼

Vanoss: You wanna go? Huh? Wildcat: YEAH!

我找到叉子

Vanoss: Oh you really wanna- you really wanna do this right now??

喔幹 我找到叉子

Vanoss: Listen to this!

停 我找到叉子

Delirious: What the fuck?

不要去那邊 不

Vanoss: We're gonna start a community channel of just.. sounds.

不

heuh heuh

好了

Wildcat: Send your sounds into...

你要怎麼稱呼魔法貓頭鷹

shittysoundchannel@gmail.com

Hoodini

Wildcat: ...and we will... possibly put you in our... this week's top 5 sounds.

我懂了

Vanoss: Today's episode, we're gonna be opening a can of Bud Light™.

天啊 謝謝

Vanoss: Thank you, subscribe for more.

Youtube新型態的娛樂

Delirious: The hell's going o-- oh, there's a piggy!

你歡那個嗎？聽聽這個

Delirious: The... there's a...

釘孤枝 好啊

YAHOO

你真的想比嗎

*Laughter*

聽聽這個

Wildcat: The trash can! The trash can left!

WTF

Wildcat: The trash can was here, and now he's gone!

我要開一個有這聲音的社群頻道

Vanoss: Can we-- can I establish something? Why did Delirious yell "Yahoo!" when you killed him?

把你的聲音寄到：難聽聲音頻道@gmail.com

Vanoss: "YAHOO!"

我們就會

Wildcat: "Yahoo!" Like fucking Mario!

就有可能把你放到這週的五大聲音

Vanoss: Eyy, Panda, Panda, Panda..

今天這集，我們要開一罐鐵罐

YAHOO

謝謝，記得訂閱

Vanoss: ...explosives...

發生什麼事？那裡有隻豬

Delirious: Ohh, that's fucking... *gasp* Oh my god, you got the brand ne--

去你的垃圾桶

*EXPLOSION*

垃圾桶活下來了嗎

Delirious: What the fu-hu-uck? What the...?

垃圾桶原本在這邊，現在不見了

Vanoss: "Oh my god, you got the brand new 'KAPOW!'"

我可以問問題嗎

Chilled: You gotta protect your city, I look upon [???] every night.

為什麼Delirious死了要喊Yahoo

BatOwl: Hm.. yeah? Yeah?

YAHOO~~~

Chilled: I see... the [???], in the middle of a forest, with his little dick pistol.

就像馬力歐一樣

Delirious: Hey, don't look at me like that, man!

嘿，熊貓

Chilled: It's a REALLY small pistol.

Delirious: Oh yeah? Well you've got a small... penis!

Yahoo

Chilled: Just lots of [???] so far.

易爆炸

BatOwl: Oh yeah? What about... what about the guy that's behind you??

噢～我可以...

Chilled: AHH

OMG，你有全新...

Delirious: Whoa!

WTF