I don't like to push my friends in the pool, I like to throw them.

我不喜歡把朋友推到游泳池裡，我喜歡把他們「丟」進去！

-You ready, Josh? -No, not yet!

-Josh， 你準備好了嗎？ -還沒還沒！

It's summer time baby!

放暑假囉，寶貝！

What's up? So, It's summer time for most of you around the world.

嗨，大部分人現在都在過暑假

If it's not summer time for your school you might wanna look into that.

如果你現在沒在放暑假的話你最好檢查一下行事曆囉

Most of everyone is outta school and I thought I would kick off this summer with a fun compilation of some of my old summer videos.

既然大家都放暑假了，我就想做個好玩的暑期魔術精選集來開始這個夏天

"You're showing us all your old videos. That's so lame!"

「齁，你要給我們看你的舊影片喔，好無聊！」

In the last couple of weeks, this channel got a lot of new followers so,

最近這幾個禮拜我多了好多訂閱

a lot of you have not actually seen some of my old videos so,

所以我猜蠻多人沒看過我以前的影片

comment below if your schools' are already out for the summer.

如果你已經放暑假的話，就在下面留個言吧

And if you're not, I'm so sorry, this is probably how you feel...

如果還沒有，你可能就是過著這種生活...

Answers all of your questions about documentation and research...

把資料表還有研究項目填上...

I don't know how many of you have summer jobs, but I made this video because when I'm at work sometimes I feel like...

或許你們有些人暑假會去打工，我自己打工的時候心情都是這樣...

"Dang it, I want it to be 5 o'clock already!"

「天啊，拜託快走到五點鐘啊！」

Oh! it's 5 o'clock! Sweet!

哦！五點了！讚！

If you wanna always win a water balloon fight, use perspective.

打水球仗總是輸嗎？換個角度吧！

Water balloon fight.

打水球仗囉！

Because I'm working on some new summer videos right now I'd love to know what are some of your summer pet peeves?

因為我現在在做新的暑假影片，所以我想問問大家都有什麼暑假的小煩惱呢？

One of mine is, my weakness, too, which is Slurpee.

我自己其中一個小煩惱，也是我自己的弱點，就是思樂冰！

I love going to 7-11 getting a good Slurpee, but I always, always get a brain freeze.

我超愛去 7-11 買好喝的思樂冰，可是我每次、每次都會頭痛！

Ah, brain freeze!

啊！頭痛！

Speaking of ice, this is a really old video.

說到冰塊，我還有一個以前的影片

The ice bucket challenge. You ready?

冰桶挑戰，要來囉！

Just a quick PSA (Public Service Annoucement), no running at the pool.

我很快的宣傳一下，不要在游泳池跑步

Lifeguarding. No running at the pool.

這就是救生員生活，不要在游泳池跑步

It's such an important message that I made this video again.

這真的很重要，所以我又做了一個相關的影片

NO RUNNING AT THE POOL.

不要在游泳池跑步！

Lifeguarding.

這就是救生員生活

I don't know if it's just an American product, it's probably around the world, but we have this things called slip and slides,

我不確定是不是只有美國才有這種遊戲，應該全世界都在玩吧，反正它就是叫 slip and slide

where they shoot water on them to get them wet and then you slide down this long - they're usually like, yellow slides.

就是把大家潑濕，然後滑一個長長的、通常是黃色的塑膠墊

-Here we go! -Nice!

-來囉！ -好耶！

A lot of people do sport camps during the summer,

很多人也會在夏天參加運動營

they'll do soccer...

像是足球啊...

If you kick a soccer ball just right,

如果你有踢對的話

you get a puppy!

就會變出一隻小狗哦！

Or they'll do basketball...

或是籃球...

This is what I call a bicycle trick shot.

我都是這麼玩的

Yes, here we go!

好誒，再來！

One of the summer camps that I went to when I was growing up in Oregon,

我以前在俄勒岡長大的時候有參加過一個營隊

this is a true story, there was a 5-day camp, you would sleepover and then,

這是真實故事，那營隊為期五天，要過夜的那種

on the last day you would do, like a "horse-day".

最後一天有「騎馬體驗」的活動

And I remember it was junior high, my first time ever riding a horse.

我還記得那時候我才國中，第一次騎馬

I got on this horse and then I knew I had the worst horse outta everyone,

我騎上去的時候就知道它一定是最糟的馬

cause I was like the last kid to be put on a horse.

因為我是最後一個上馬的小孩

And so it was like, the horse that no one really liked, and within 5 minutes we were on this little trail through the woods,

所以我就騎著這匹大家都不想要的馬，五分鐘後我們騎在樹林間的小道上

I got bucked off.

然後我就被甩下來了

The problem is, my horse went running and scared off some of the other campers' horses, so...

而且不止這樣，它還亂衝，把其他馬也嚇到了

me and like a few friends would never ride horses since that day.

我跟其他摔下來的人就再也沒騎過馬了

For those of you that are in America and you'll be celebrating the 4th of July in just a couple of days,

再過幾天就是美國國慶了，我要提醒各位美國人

do not, do not light a firework. No matter how small it is... inside your house.

不要、千萬不要在家放煙火，不管它再小都一樣

But it's a baby firework.

但這是超級迷你煙火耶

Thanks for hanging out guys, I'll see you in just a few days with a new video.

謝謝你們收看，過幾天我就會有新影片囉

Subscribe if you wanna be notified.

如果想要收到通知就訂閱吧

And click here if you wanna see my latest video.

想看我最新的影片請點這裡

Here's another old, fun video.

這裡還有個以前的影片

I've gotta go!

我先走囉！