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  • The following trailer is rated 'S' for 'Spoilers'.

  • In a cinematic universe known for it's huge casts,

  • CGI,

  • and mixed up timelines,

  • an X-Men movie will rise above it's peers,

  • by saying:

  • F*ck that! We're doing our own thing!

  • LOGAN

  • Wow! They didn't put X-Men or Wolverine in the title.

  • You're getting some big cojones these days Fox,

  • and I like it!

  • Enter a sun blasted dystopia,

  • where the last surviving X-Men have been screwed out of their comic book royalties,

  • "You gotta be f*cking kidding me!"

  • and ride along with Wolverine,

  • once he was a hero,

  • now he's one of those Uber drivers you cancel,

  • because it looks like he's going to murder you.

  • Hugh Jackman returns in his ninth go at the character,

  • and the man who took on Sabertooth, Magneto and Silver Samurai

  • is fighting all new villains like:

  • Bloody coughing fits,

  • Fading eye sight,

  • "You can't read the label on that bottle."

  • Alcoholism,

  • Claw pus,

  • Suicidal depression,

  • "I was thinking of shooting myself."

  • Mel Gibson facial hair,

  • and the constant urge to nap.

  • And if you think that's depressing,

  • Professor X is even older and sadder than he is.

  • "The new quesalupa from Taco Bell."

  • I guess it's rated R for... realization,

  • that we all get old and die.

  • [ Honest Trailer singing the X-Men Theme Song with a sad voice ]

  • Everything will change, when Logan meets his cloned daughter Laura,

  • A miniature version of Wolverine,

  • an español,

  • [Laura/X-23 speaking in Spanish ]

  • "Okay, shut up! Shut up!"

  • Together, Logan and Charles will drive her to the lost boys clubhouse in North Dakota,

  • and.... That's it?!

  • Wait, I thought all X-Men movies had to cram in in the Phoenix saga

  • or time travel to recast someone.

  • I mean, whose side is Mystique even on in this movie?

  • They don't even bust through a fence after someone says: "hold on!".

  • "Hold on!"

  • That never happens!

  • The mutants of the United States had been wiped out by corn or something.

  • "Clones of a super corns."

  • Now, thrill as the last remaining Mexican ones are hunted across America,

  • by a man, named Donald. *ahem*

  • A cyborg doing his best impression of Val Kilmer in Tombstone.

  • "The Wolverine."

  • "I'm looking for someone, who's looking for you."

  • "I'm your huckleberry."

  • Learn about his evil plan from Laura's guardian,

  • A nurse and the best cellphone documentary maker EVER.

  • "They have never seen the sun or the ocean..."

  • There's like, fifty different shots in this thing.

  • I mean, check out that audio quality.

  • What'd she do? Read a voiceover booth?

  • "They could not to be controlled."

  • Who's even holding the camera?

  • Man, iMovie must be sick in the future!

  • So enjoy Hugh Jackman's final performance(?) As Wolverine,

  • That makes the last seventeen years of X-Men movies look meh by comparison,

  • and even pays off the prophecy from The Wolverine.

  • "I saw you die."

  • "You were holding your own heart in your hand."

  • See....

  • cause Laura's..... holding his hand.

  • And she's his heart.... y'know?

  • [ Crying ]

  • and uh....

  • ...Augh! [ clears throat ]

  • Damn! This movie is hard to make fun of.

  • I gotta call in some help.

  • Let's see here, Michael Bolton uhhh, Mr. Plinkett..

  • Oh, here we go!

  • [ Dialing ]

  • -Yello!

  • HT: Hey, Deadpool, buddy!

  • It's honest trailers!

  • -Who? HT: Hahaha! Good one!

  • -No, seriously who is this?

  • -I have you saved as "Fat Betsy, don't pick up".

  • -Not sure why I picked up.

  • HT: So, we're live right now in the middle of out 200th honest trailer for Logan,

  • and we were having troubles.

  • Hoping we could call you for something edgy or mean to say? Hmmmm?

  • - Are you high? I'm not gonna sh*t on Logan.

  • - That film is a f*cking masterpiece. And Jackman doesn't get an Oscar nom,

  • - I'm setting every VHS copy of Crash on fire!

  • HT: You're not threatened by another R rated super hero movie?

  • Full of violence and cursing?

  • Where the hero lives with a senior?

  • Has a kickass girl sidekick? Huh?

  • - Oh you motherf*ckers!

  • - You're not gonna bait me into this!

  • - I do the baiting around here, mister!

  • - I do not endorse this weak attempt to take down the Jack Man,

  • - just to goose your views.

  • - It's not my fault Youtube keeps unsubscribing people without telling them.

  • - But I do endorse James Mangle to make old man Deadpool in 2038.

  • - Oh man! How good would that be?

  • - Just 90 minutes of Cable and I, changing each others'... space diapers.

  • HT: That's sounds... terrible.

  • - And what would you know, Fat Betsy?

  • - this is exactly why I don't take your calls anymore.

  • - Good day, sir.

  • HT: Oh wait! Please let me be in Deadpool 2- [ End Call ] Awww!

  • Starring:

  • Logan's Run

  • The Nutty Professor

  • Snikt Girl

  • Young Man Logan

  • Steam Punk Colonel Sanders

  • Mex-Men First Class

  • And Yelling

  • AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • The Last Of Us

  • "A new mutants, young one."

  • "They want help."

  • "There no new mutants."

  • Ahhh.... Fox would like a like a word with you.

  • Thanks to special guest Ryan Reynolds,

  • and thanks for your support for getting us to 200 trailers.

  • Seriously, make sure you've clicked the subscribe button

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  • Epic voice guy can't get it enough without the views.

  • If you want more laughs,

  • check out our new show 'Flick Bait', featuring all the guys behind the Honest Trailers.

  • It's free every Friday live at 4 pm Pacific Standard Time.

  • Click the icard, in the upper right to watch now.

  • Uuuu! New Youtube features!

  • "You're beautiful... on the inside."

  • "Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?"

  • "the coldest blood runs through my veins. You know my name" R.I.P

  • "The Transformers and Twilight Franchises are the best Movie Franchises made in history, like ever"

  • "The Krusty Crab Pizza is the pizza for you and meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!"

The following trailer is rated 'S' for 'Spoilers'.

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Honest Trailers - Logan (Feat. Deadpool) - 200th Episode! (Honest Trailers - Logan (Feat. Deadpool) - 200th Episode!!)

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    Qing Tao 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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