Name: 如果大家都跟 Instagram 發文一樣地講話？ (If People Talked Like Their Instagram Captions)
Uploaded: 2017-07-29T22:00:00.000Z
Duration: 3 min 39 s

早安各位！今天是美好的星期一

程度副詞

Ryan Gosling 好口愛！ MCM（Man-Crush Monday : 天菜星期一，通常會把自己喜愛的男人標記在照片上）

我最近愛上的 Big Sean 的歌（補充 : 歌詞多言之無物，充滿性暗示兼物化女性，其曲作無不提及性愛）

and you'll never have a problem with Monday.

傻傻，這樣妳才看得到我今天的穿著啊！

順便一提，我這件襯衫是在 Forever 21 買的

陽光與眼眸共舞閃爍，眼前的康莊大道

It's probably because of these sugar bear gummies I've been eating.

應該要歸功於我最近在吃的小熊軟糖

Yeah, I went from Mr. Clean to Rapunzel in one month.

我一個月內從 Mr. Clean ( 光頭男子）變長髮公主 ( Rapunzel 為迪士尼童話故事的長髮公主；在此為借代 )

我醒著、我活著，我感恩（Big Sean的歌的歌詞）

By the way, have you guys watched my new video yet?

對了！妳們看我的新影片了嗎？

I'm too busy having a blast with my favorite ladies.

- And I'm having a blast getting in shape

- Dreams come a size too big, so we can grow into them.

夢想做得越大，我們越能充斥其中，壯大自己

- By the way, I just uploaded a new vlog.

還有，我剛上傳了一個新的影片日誌

替我向妳們的三位好友宣傳一下

（擬人）慵懶的周一和我的媽咪度過

- Ugh, all this conversation has made me thirsty.

謝天！幸好我有一瓶健美茶在身上

It's cleared my skin, improved my grades,

它讓我的肌膚透亮、我的成績因此進步

The darkest nights produce the brightest stars.

月黑風高的夜晚，凸顯了星辰的閃爍

- What does that have to do with what's happening right now?

這個和我們現在在聊的有甚麼關係？

By the way, did you watch my new vlog yet?

對了，妳們到底看我的影誌了沒？

I can watch anything on the go with Verizon Wireless.

有了 Verizon 的無線網路，走到哪影片看到哪

With just a simple click, I'm surfing the web.

隨步漫遊的旅人，並非漫無目的

Find out what I don't care about in my new video.

看看我的影片，看看我不屑甚麼

Check out my last video, right over there.

There's a square somewhere right over there.

字幕列表影片播放