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  • (unicorn hoof beats)

    (歡樂獨角獸配樂~)

  • [Ryan Voiceover] Ooh aah!

    (RyanHiga 配音)嗚啊!

  • I'm so cute.

    我好可愛噢

  • Hey what's up everybody it's your girl Superwoman.

    嗨大家好,我是你們的女超人

  • So today I'm going to give you guys a tutorial

    我今天要來做個教學

  • starting off with smelling my hair.

    先從聞頭髮開始

  • It smells like oils.

    聞起來超油

  • Um hi, yup, said that already.

    嗯,嗨,我好像已經跟你們打過招呼了

  • So yeah let's get this started.

    所以呢,我們開始吧

  • What you want to do first is start with these facial stretches.

    首先我們來做臉部運動,放鬆一下肌肉

  • This is called the monkey.

    這臉叫做猴子

  • This one's called the no neck.

    這叫沒脖子

  • And I don't know what that one...

    然後這個叫...

  • Oh we're ready to go apparently.

    喔!算了我們要開始了

  • Here are my Listerine mints

    這是我的李施德霖漱口水

  • that I'm going to start off with.

    就從它開始吧

  • Oh no it is a cream and I'm going to start rubbing that on my cheeks incredibly fast.

    啊不是噢?這是乳液,我們就速速把它塗上

  • Have you ever seen hand speed like this before?

    你有看過這種速度嗎?

  • Because I haven't.

    我個人是沒有啦

  • Damn son, done!

    噹,完成!

  • Next we have these two eyeliners.

    接下來就是眼線了

  • They're my favorite eyeliners.

    這兩隻是我最愛的

  • You always want to start with your false eyes.

    永遠要從眼睛開始騙人

  • See all five of them.

    你看我五隻手指頭

  • What you want to do is put your eyeliner on your wrist first.

    首先就是把眼線塗在手腕上

  • Then you're going to kind of rub it--

    然後把它抹開

  • Oh you're going to shake it up, no,

    噢不是,要先搖一搖,誒不是

  • you're going to rub it on your hand or shake it up,

    你要抹在手上要不然就是搖一下

  • whatever you want to do I'm just showing both methods.

    隨便你要怎樣都行我只是兩種都示範一下

  • Throw it, throw that shit away, you don't need that.

    丟了吧,你也不需要那爛東西

  • See just put it on your hands, boom.

    你看,塗在手上就好囉

  • And then you get your paint brush.

    然後再拿一把刷子

  • Same paint brush you guys used for your Father's Day paintings that we taught you last week.

    就是我上禮拜教你們父親節插畫的那同一把刷子

  • So now we get to the application process.

    接下來要開始上妝了

  • As you can see you don't want to just paint it on your face.

    你看哦,不只是要上在臉頰上

  • Oh don't tell anyone this is a secret.

    不要告訴別人這個小妙招

  • What you want to do is dab it everywhere.

    整個臉都沾一沾(沾的英文是 dab)

  • Fun fact this is where the dab came from.

    告訴你們一個有趣小知識,dab 到底是怎麼來的(dab 是一種舞蹈)

  • It's actually from a makeup tutorial.

    它其實就是化妝教學影片出來的

  • My makeup tutorial.

    「我的」化妝教學影片

  • See?

    看到沒有?

  • Wipe your chin because it gets itchy sometimes,

    抹一下下巴,有時候化妝真的會讓下巴很癢

  • So now you're done with your eyeliner.

    現在眼線畫完了

  • Next thing you want to do is your foundation.

    接下來就是底妝的部分

  • This is a cream based foundation from Mac L'Oreal.

    這是乳狀的底妝... M.A.C. 巴黎萊雅的產品

  • Oh it's so ticklish when you do your ears.

    哦,用這個騷到耳朵會很癢

  • And you want to start off by contouring with the foundation on your jaw.

    接下來就是開始在下巴打亮跟上陰影

  • And you want to start off by contouring with the foundation on your jaw.

    接下來就是開始在下巴打亮跟上陰影

  • Yes, it gets repetitive.

    這真的超煩的

  • And you do that over.

    就隨便弄一下

  • Now you get your nose because you want to

    接下來是鼻子

  • contour your nose to make sure it doesn't look flat.

    上陰影才不會讓它看起來這麼扁

  • Oh got a little boogie right there.

    哎喲,有顆小鼻屎

  • Don't want to get any boogers in your contouring.

    別把鼻屎攪進去你的化妝品裡啊

  • So you continue to contour your entire face.

    繼續在臉上塗啊塗

  • I like to do it not in my hair apparently.

    我不喜歡把它都弄到頭上

  • That's how you get dandruff.

    頭皮屑就是這樣來的

  • Make sure you guys don't do that.

    絕對、千萬別這樣做

  • I like to get under my hairline folds

    我喜歡塗在發際線下

  • for that nice LeBron look,

    因為這樣看起來超像詹皇的

  • and then I work on my chins.

    接著是下巴

  • So this is great for if you're starting to

    這就是用在

  • sprout new mustache and beard hairs, so you want to really

    你要開始長鬍子的時候

  • get around that section to make sure that

    在這周圍多畫一點

  • that doesn't show up.

    它們才不會露出來

  • And yes I'm also starting to get chest hairs so

    好啦,我承認我也開始長胸毛了

  • what I want to do is cover that up with this ball.

    所以我要用這顆球把它遮起來

  • This ball is basically like the fidget spinner for the 90s.

    這顆球就像90年代的指尖陀螺一樣

  • This is called a stress ball.

    它有抒壓的功能

  • You flick that away once you're done.

    用完即丟

  • And then you pull out your Father's Day paints again

    再拿出你的父親節刷子

  • and what you want to do is start painting your eyes.

    然後開始畫眼睛

  • Remember my favorite color is this one,

    要記得我最喜歡的是這個顏色哦

  • which is literally invisible color

    它就是根本沒顏色的顏色

  • because nothing's happening.

    因為我畫上去根本沒差啊

  • See, look at that.

    你看看,你看看

  • There's literally nothing.

    真的沒屁用

  • It's one of my favorites.

    這就是我最愛的

  • The whole point of makeup is so that you don't see it.

    因為化妝就是要讓人看不出來

  • You don't want to have too much make up or else

    化太多的話真的不太好

  • people will think you're a clown.

    人家還以為你是小丑勒

  • So this makeup color is also called Nothing.

    所以,接下來這個色系也叫做「水漾透明色系」

  • As you can see as I apply it, it actually looks like

    就算我上再多,它也看起來

  • nothing is happening, but that's what we want,

    完全沒效果,這也就是我們追求的

  • because you don't want to look like a clown.

    因為沒人想看起來像個小丑

  • So, done.

    大功告成

  • Next what we want to do is get this black toothpaste

    接下來,拿個黑色的牙膏

  • and shake it up a little bit because the last thing you want

    搖一搖,因為你可不想看到它

  • is clunky makeup eyes.

    讓你的睫毛打結

  • So you pull your eyes back

    把你的眼尾拉一下

  • and I swear this is not a racist thing,

    我發誓這個絕對不是在嘲笑有色人種(種族歧視之一:黃種人都有小眼睛)

  • this is a technique to put on eye makeup.

    這只是一個化妝的小技巧

  • Ironically it originated in Japan.

    諷刺的是這個技巧是日本流傳過來的

  • So what you want to do is grab you fidget spinner pen,

    拿起你的指尖旋轉筆

  • it's from Smashmouth, you know,

    其實它是破嘴樂團設計的

  • Somebody once told me

    ♫ 以前有人跟我說~

  • and basically you do that, sing that song in your head

    你就邊哼他們的歌

  • while you apply this to your eyebrows.

    邊畫你的眉毛

  • As you can see the difference

    然後你就比對一下

  • between the side that is done and not,

    畫好的一邊跟沒畫的一邊

  • what it really does is bring out the caterpillar

    它的最終目標就是

  • in your eyebrows and that's what you want to go for.

    畫個毛毛蟲出來

  • I don't know.

    我不懂

  • See like I don't know.

    我真的不懂

  • This next step is called the eyelash squisher and yes,

    接下來這步叫做「夾死你的睫毛」

  • it is very scary and very painful.

    而它絕對是非常恐怖而且超級痛的一個步驟

  • See you've got to pray.

    開始前最好祈禱一下

  • And basically you squeeze your eyelashes as hard as you can.

    反正就是用盡所有力氣去夾你的睫毛就對了

  • Ooh that hurts so much and you know it's uncomfortable

    超級痛的,而且很不舒服

  • but it's necessary to kill all the germs.

    可是這是唯一能殺光菌菌的方法了

  • After you sanitize your eye hairs what you want to do

    清潔完後你還要

  • is coat them with this nice little eye hair conditioner.

    用眼毛潤髮乳覆蓋一下

  • You know it's like after you die your hair

    就像你染完頭髮

  • you've got to take care of it.

    你要小心呵護它一樣

  • Next you want to put a little bit of spit on your eyes.

    接下來你要吐一口口水在你的眼睛上

  • As you can see I used a Q-tip.

    我用了一根棉花棒

  • This is for that all natural spit smell.

    這樣聞起來才會有天然口水的香味

  • It gets all the guys, all the cuties.

    這招能夠吸引帥哥美女哦

  • As the saying goes, "With spit eyes you get more guys."

    就像俗語說的:「水水愛口水」

  • It's a repetitive process

    雖然一直重複來重複去

  • but we're going back to the eye thing.

    但畫眼睛的步驟真的缺一不可

  • And this is the part where a lot of girls give up on

    這一步就是很多人都會放棄的一步

  • because you don't want to do this over and over

    因為它真的太煩了

  • but I'm telling you, you need to do this

    但我告訴你,這步超級重要好不好

  • as many times as I'm doing it

    重要到我都可以一直畫畫畫

  • because you want to have a very thick, dark coating around your eyes.

    因為它可以給我超級嫵媚的眼睛

  • That's the whole point of putting on eye makeup,

    這就是眼妝重要的地方

  • is that you don't have to squint when the sun's really bright.

    它讓你可以不用在大太陽底下瞇瞇眼

  • If you notice, football players do the same thing

    如果你有在觀察,你就會發現

  • below their eyes.

    美式足球員也會在眼睛下畫幾道黑黑的東西

  • They put eye paint next to their eyes

    他們畫那幾道

  • so that they're not squinting

    就不會在比賽中瞇瞇眼

  • and they can catch the football.

    就不會錯過球了

  • Same concept.

    超棒的概念

  • The next step in making makeups is to apply your powder

    接下來這步就是打粉

  • and this is for your cheeks.

    打在臉頰上

  • This is called blush powder and what you want to do

    這叫做腮紅

  • is basically spread this all over your cheeks

    大概就是打在臉上

  • for that contouring look.

    讓你看起來更立體

  • It'll make you a little bit red like you had a couple of drinks if you're Asian

    亞洲人畫成這樣的話大概就像喝了幾杯一樣

  • or if you spent some time in the sun for white people.

    白人畫成這樣就好像曬過頭了

  • And then we're going to get to the lips.

    再來就是嘴巴

  • Apparently I'm going to go with a nice bright red.

    我要來個大紅色

  • I really like this color because it brings out

    我為什麼選這個顏色就是因為

  • my pillows in the background.

    它可以襯托我背景裡的枕頭

  • I don't know if you guys can see that but it really does.

    不知道你們看不看得出來,但它就有這效果

  • And this is my famous cologne.

    我最喜歡的古龍水

  • It's called Believe by Justin Bieber and I basically

    叫做「好假」,是小假斯汀推出的

  • spray it on my face to make sure that I am always not dry.

    我都噴臉上,這樣我的臉才不會乾乾的

  • (imitates kissing)

  • And we are done so thank you guys so much for watching.

    好了,謝謝你們收看

  • Check out the comment section so you can tell me

    看看下面的留言

  • how good I look.

    讚美我一下

  • And this is your girl Superwoman.

    我就是你們的女超人

  • Like I always say at the end of videos,

    最後我一定要說

  • TEE HEE.

    踢ㄏㄧ~(RyanHiga 自創的掰掰語)

  • - Yo hope you enjoyed that video.

    希望你們喜歡這影片

  • If you did, give it a big thumbs up.

    喜歡的話就點個讚吧

  • Not even for me, for Ryan, he did such a good job.

    其實也不用給我讚,給 Ryan 哥就好,他配音配得超好

  • His link is in the description.

    他的連結都在下面

  • Make sure you show him some love.

    給他一點愛吧

  • My last video's right over there.

    我最新的影片就在這

  • Blog channel right over there.

    部落格在這

  • Tomorrow is Ask Superwoman Live Special Edition

    明天是「問問女超人」專輯

  • featuring FouseyTube, so make sure you check that out.

    還會有 FouseyTube 跟我一起錄影哦!

  • And subscribe because I make new videos

    記得訂閱因為我每個禮拜一跟四都會更新

  • every Monday and Thursday.

    記得訂閱因為我每個禮拜一跟四都會更新

  • One love Superwoman.

    我是女超人

  • That is a wrap and zoop!

    掰掰啦!

(unicorn hoof beats)

(歡樂獨角獸配樂~)

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