Name: 讓我夜不能寐的10件事 (Top 10 Things That Keep Me Awake at Night)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T06:56:28.000Z
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Hey, if you're watching this and it's late at night, and you have school tomorrow,

Top 10 things that keep me awake at night

Eating all those sugary snacks before my bedtime.

I love a good cookie dipped in hot chocolate.

And that in just 500 years, no one is going to remember me.

Unless the internet is still around by then.

Thumbs up if you're watching this in the year 2516.

My dogs just love to sleep on my bed every night.

which is a stupid name for a bed that can fit one person.

And I'm actually a twin, so I'm allowed to sleep on those.

So I'm not on the "Below Average height" on the height spectrum,

And if me and my dogs are both cognitive enough to plan something out, maybe

we would be able to set up a system. I mean they are pretty small dogs

I did the math, and they should be able to fit.

But my dogs have found that the most comfortable part of the bed

So I just got to "fanaggle" my way into a comfortable position

and if the dog leans up against you or sits on your leg, then you are obligated by dog law

Not to move. Because you might disturb the dog.

so i sometimes open the blinds so they can

and so they're both right next to my face

but then in the morning if there's another person

BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK

how many are living on your bed right now

I just saw it on one of those fun fact websites

and not knowing whether of not it's true is even scarier

that means there are probably micro organisms dying on you

at least 12 of them have died on you since you started watching this video

but chances are that some of them are probably

one being that there's so many tiny creatures living on me

no matter how hard I scrub I'll never be clean

every night when you hop into that empty bed of yours

you're sleeping with billions of microorganisms

that means his only in his late 60's early 70's

maybe even failing at running for president

And also according to some conspiracy theorists

Imagine you're a farmer and you have infinity fence posts to build a closed pen for your animals

And you think 'Well, first off that's physically impossible

'HEY! YOU'RE COMPLAINING AND THEORIZING OVER THERE,

I JUST BUILT YOUR STUPID PEN AND IT LOOKS LIKE THIS"

It's a closed shape with infinite perimeter.

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